Krimster’s Adventures in Ukraine

[Patagonie]

Come on Krim, I’ve seen your documentation about your first kyiv uni girlfriends.

http://www.russianwomendiscussion.com/index.php?topic=23280.0

Post 8 & 36

It’s as believable as a Ukrainian uni student who time traveled into the future 20 years ago, to buy a smartphone, then return to her present and start the selfie craze.... oh!!! wait that actually happened!!!

Either that or you stretched the truth just a little and within the last 4 years, you’ve hooking up with young Ukrainian students the age of your daughter (creepy as hell for a a 60 year old)

Or lastly you’re a BS artist and nothing you’ve said on the forum is true, which is much more likely as people who constantly big note themselves are usually portraying themselves the exact opposite of their true persona.

Which one is it????

i don't think, based on my own personal experiences, that Krim is BS.

I was 9 days ago in Kiev. I was dancing while a very young girl started to touch my ass with her and moving around me for fun. THe lady with whom i was saw it. She told me about. I explained to her ho you know we just had fun together on the dancefloor, she is far too young for me.
She said : " you never know"So that's it Davo, you are a man, you believe something but slavic women in their countries perfectly know what their sisters are capable to do with men.
Two years ago i was with some friends in Dnipro in a club. It starts from the left when a girl 30 years on the next table started to talk to me. Ukrainian wife of my ukrainian buddy prevented her that i was not talking the language. One half hour later i was watching people dancing in front of the dance floor and a woman came and made a turn around me. All my ukrainian friends started to laugh. For them it was so obvious that she came to flirt with me.

And i had also an example of a woman who entered in a terrass i was, turned around the fences and open a little door. Started to seat and talk to me, woke up and invited herself to my table, and finally dropped her phone number after paying her own drink. And  she was not fat not ugly not old.
Reread carefully the 3 lines above carefully and do it again and again Davo, i suspect that didn't happen to you in your country.

So if you peackock (Krim painting or drawing in crowded places), i had a stroll in Schevensko park 9 days ago so i know this park. It's likely that you can get a date every day with a NEW girl. Being 195 cm like Krim opens him EVERY girl because you will find a bunch of girl more than 175cm and they will hit directly tall men.
A date every day, if you keep the momentum, which means investing few hours with them minimum means a minimum of two or three bangs per week. Ok that's a full time job.
So if you stay 6 months like he did, it's likely that Krim banged 50 different girls. Nothing unbelievable. If you are less selective you can bang more maybe.

[Davo]

Davo i don't think, based on my own personal experiences, that Krim is BS.

I was 9 days ago in Kiev. I was dancing while a very young girl started to touch my ass with her and moving around me for fun. THe lady with whom i was saw it. She told me about. I explained to her ho you know we just had fun together on the dancefloor, she is far too young for me.
She said : " you never know"So that's it Davo, you are a man, you believe something but slavic women in their countries perfectly know what their sisters are capable to do with men.
Two years ago i was with some friends in Dnipro in a club. It starts from the left when a girl 30 years on the next table started to talk to me. Ukrainian wife of my ukrainian buddy prevented her that i was not talking the language. One half hour later i was watching people dancing in front of the dance floor and a woman came and made a turn around me. All my ukrainian friends started to laugh. For them it was so obvious that she came to flirt with me.

And i had also an example of a woman who entered in a terrass i was, turned around the fences and open a little door. Started to seat and talk to me, woke up and invited herself to my table, and finally dropped her phone number after paying her own drink. And  she was not fat not ugly not old.
Reread carefully the 3 lines above carefully and do it again and again Davo, i suspect that didn't happen to you in your country.

So if you peackock (Krim painting or drawing in crowded places), i had a stroll in Schevensko park 9 days ago so i know this park. It's likely that you can get a date every day with a NEW girl. Being 195 cm like Krim opens him EVERY girl because you will find a bunch of girl more than 175cm and they will hit directly tall men.
A date every day, if you keep the momentum, which means investing few hours with them minimum means a minimum of two or three bangs per week. Ok that's a full time job.
So if you stay 6 months like he did, it's likely that Krim banged 50 different girls. Nothing unbelievable. If you are less selective you can bang more maybe.

I understand that it’s easy to meet younger women in Ukraine and I’m sure most of the older guys have some amazing stories, but why fabricate stores to impress a bunch of strangers on online. I saw that picture and realised he must have met her recently, despite the context of the post seeming like it was years ago. I ask the question and was told it was an old picture and that he had even shown his wife, like you might with a picture of a past girlfriend. How do you now believe anything he says?

Putting that aside my main issue is, if I’m going to get fed absolutely useless advice presuming he knows my state of mind and and supposed past issues in relationships, at least getting it from someone who is honest, has some basic morals, doesn’t screw hookers behind his wife’s back and watch porn with his teenage daughter etc... would be much more palatable for me..... I don’t think I know a least likely guy I would want to be getting relationship advice from!!!..... Or is that BS also?

[krimster2]

dewd,

as usual, you are WITHOUT a clue...
I alter some details here and there for a REASON, OK?
cuz, ya never know when some assh*le on the internet
might threaten and harass young Ukrainian girls
YOU know how they behave, right?
I’m SURE you do...

thanks, for proving my point, you’re about to become even better at doing that!
for you see, upon further reflection upon the subject of your character....
I would LIKE to alter my original advice I presented to you in regards to this woman...
now, after our most recent discourse...
I think you should pursue this woman with all the intensity that you can muster!

so you go get er' cowboy!
I wouldn't worry about your kid's future when things go tits up like your last relationship, kids are resilient, as you have already discovered...
at least you got your focus where it should be on trying to get what you want from this woman without being distracted by your kid....

BTW,
if someone threatened to harass a Ukrainian girl in my actual presence
I would break some of their bones...
because ONLY the lowest of the lowest kind of creature makes threats against an innocent girl
I would spit on and bitch slap someone like this before I kicked their ass....

ya feel me bro?
that's why I'm glad you're not this kinda guy...

[ML]

. . .  the age of that photo at no more than 4 years old....

Just curious for my own future knowledge, how the age of a photo posted on a website can be determined.

[krimster2]

there could be a couple of ways...
sometimes within the file itself there is textual information that can have a date and GPS coordinates
in the case of this particular image, it's an iphone II or IV, I forget which one it was that I gave her

[jone]

Just curious for my own future knowledge, how the age of a photo posted on a website can be determined.

ML,

I look at the add-ons and when that software (ears, half a heart) became universal.  My guess would be no more than four years.

[krimster2]

"So if you peackock (Krim painting or drawing in crowded places), i had a stroll in Schevensko park 9 days ago so i know this park. It's likely that you can get a date every day with a NEW girl. Being 195 cm like Krim opens him EVERY girl because you will find a bunch of girl more than 175cm and they will hit directly tall men.
A date every day, if you keep the momentum, which means investing few hours with them minimum means a minimum of two or three bangs per week. Ok that's a full time job.
So if you stay 6 months like he did, it's likely that Krim banged 50 different girls. Nothing unbelievable. If you are less selective you can bang more maybe. "

I really make a habit of observing things
especially the faces of the women
I see boredom in their faces
so I present them with a spectacle
but it is as you say "being a peacock"
so you have to be comfortable spreading your tail feathers

I would say on average, I came into contact with a new beautiful woman, 10 times per day over there
contact means at least eye contact and a simple conversation and my smile will trigger her smile...
my success rate moving from eye contact and conversation to  having lunch or an espresso started out at about 50%
but the more I learned, and the better I got at speaking Russian and "filtering" the women, the more my chances increased...

the last time I did this was last year, but I didn't go any further than giving her a kiss on the forehead when I departed

Russian women are the sea
and I'm a fish
what more do you need to know
the rest of you are little turtles
lying on your back with your feet twitching in the air

when I was little
I learned that it is easier to cut with
as opposed to against the grain
in a piece of wood

Russian women
have a grain as well
most western men will cut against the grain

[SteveInBoston]

That is a huge phone in the photo, with what looks like a fingerprint sensor on the back.  Probably a Huawei?  4 years sounds about right, or newer.

[Patagonie]

I understand that it’s easy to meet younger women in Ukraine and I’m sure most of the older guys have some amazing stories, but why fabricate stores to impress a bunch of strangers on online. I saw that picture and realised he must have met her recently, despite the context of the post seeming like it was years ago. I ask the question and was told it was an old picture and that he had even shown his wife, like you might with a picture of a past girlfriend. How do you now believe anything he says?

Putting that aside my main issue is, if I’m going to get fed absolutely useless advice presuming he knows my state of mind and and supposed past issues in relationships, at least getting it from someone who is honest, has some basic morals, doesn’t screw hookers behind his wife’s back and watch porn with his teenage daughter etc... would be much more palatable for me..... I don’t think I know a least likely guy I would want to be getting relationship advice from!!!..... Or is that BS also?

Davo what you think is valuable. If something don't fit your morale, don't feed up yourself with it.
However IMHO there are always something good to get, generally speaking, in others' experiences.
You can dislike them but you cannot fade away their whole experience just because you dislike their morale.

[Patagonie]

Just curious for my own future knowledge, how the age of a photo posted on a website can be determined.

+2

[krimster2]

tis an iphone, I don't remember which model number, not a finger print sensor
she speaks English quite well, I was the first American she met...
I'm just trying to be an ambassador of good will
why is everyone now so cynical towards me?

[jone]

Krim,

Its not that we don't like you.   Its just that you've pegged our B.S. meter.  And while doing that you've criticized the OP, telling him how he will fail, etc.  Had you not polluted this thread, I'm sure most of us would have just given you a pass as we do on other threads.  You're a very likable guy.   Just a little unbelievable.

[Hammer2722]

Krim,

Its not that we don't like you.   Its just that you've pegged our B.S. meter.  And while doing that you've criticized the OP, telling him how he will fail, etc.  Had you not polluted this thread, I'm sure most of us would have just given you a pass as we do on other threads.  You're a very likable guy.   Just a little unbelievable.

+100000

[krimster2]

I don't require your belief, from NONE of you noobs
so you can ALL keep it, and believe in whatever you are more comfortable believing in...
zero difference to me...

I know so many UNBELIEVABLE stories about Ukraine that are 100% true, that I could never in my life count them
wouldn't bother repeating a single one to any of you...

even ML knew Art, a little bald headed 60+ Elmer Fud lookin dewd who married a hot 25 year old redhead
UNBELIEVABLE!
but 100% true!

Art, who I met, was a little nebish...
I have mad skillZ in Ukraine, in all realms
off the chart, in a league of my freakin own

my suggestion to y'all is just put me on "ignore"
and only pay attention to what you agree with and doesn't make your little brains uncomfortable, poor babies awwwww
cuz that's what I'm doing with all you little BABIES NOW...
because I find your crying tedious...
so, far as I'm concerned, problem solved, I've put you on ignore, you do the same to me, and we will have a harmonious existence

so any further discourse between us will be unnecessary as well as impractical
maybe this'll be the way I wean myself off here...  I hope!
so thank YOU for your kind assistance!

Davo, will add you as well to the ignore list
I hope you reciprocate so my words will no longer offend you
lacking any further opportunity of exchange of thought
let my final thought to you be this:

when this relationship blows up
me saying I told you so is  the first thing you'll think about
and it will destroy you!!!

bye bye birdie!!!!

I just loves me a nice hot cup of schadenfreude
ummmm! ummmmm!
and a little marshmallow on top...

the fact that you guys think my stories are BS and incapable of being true
just makes me LMFAO!!!!!
please continue to think so
and do your social media and maybe even go visit a pen pal in the FSU....
but don't go live over there and create a software coop with 23 employees, majority female
or serve on the school board of your kid's school, or build a house, or any of 1,000 other things
because that will be UNBELIEVABLE!

gosh you're just all SO VERY sophisticated and knowledgeable...
someone like me would NEVER be able to fool any of y'all
WOWWWWW!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

please tell me it won't be long before the machines take over!
based upon what I see on this board, I have zero confidence in humans!

[Nightwish]

Only two Iphone models with the camera in that way

iPhone 7 Plus - Year introduced: 2016
iPhone 8 Plus - Year introduced: 2017

[krimster2]

i'm guessin a 7, but I don't remember...

[Patagonie]

I don't require your belief, from NONE of you noobs
so you can ALL keep it, and believe in whatever you are more comfortable believing in...
zero difference to me...

I know so many UNBELIEVABLE stories about Ukraine that are 100% true, that I could never in my life count them
wouldn't bother repeating a single one to any of you...

even ML knew Art, a little bald headed 60+ Elmer Fud lookin dewd who married a hot 25 year old redhead
UNBELIEVABLE!
but 100% true!

Art, who I met, was a little nebish...
I have mad skillZ in Ukraine, in all realms
off the chart, in a league of my freakin own

my suggestion to y'all is just put me on "ignore"
and only pay attention to what you agree with and doesn't make your little brains uncomfortable, poor babies awwwww
cuz that's what I'm doing with all you little BABIES NOW...
because I find your crying tedious...
so, far as I'm concerned, problem solved, I've put you on ignore, you do the same to me, and we will have a harmonious existence

so any further discourse between us will be unnecessary as well as impractical
maybe this'll be the way I wean myself off here...  I hope!
so thank YOU for your kind assistance!

Davo, will add you as well to the ignore list
I hope you reciprocate so my words will no longer offend you
lacking any further opportunity of exchange of thought
let my final thought to you be this:

when this relationship blows up
me saying I told you so is  the first thing you'll think about
and it will destroy you!!!

bye bye birdie!!!!

I just loves me a nice hot cup of schadenfreude
ummmm! ummmmm!
and a little marshmallow on top...

the fact that you guys think my stories are BS and incapable of being true
just makes me LMFAO!!!!!
please continue to think so
and do your social media and maybe even go visit a pen pal in the FSU....
but don't go live over there and create a software coop with 23 employees, majority female
or serve on the school board of your kid's school, or build a house, or any of 1,000 other things
because that will be UNBELIEVABLE!

gosh you're just all SO VERY sophisticated and knowledgeable...
someone like me would NEVER be able to fool any of y'all
WOWWWWW!!!!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

please tell me it won't be long before the machines take over!
based upon what I see on this board, I have zero confidence in humans!

Krim, just relax.

[Boethius]

krim, you post as if landing a UW takes some sort of skill.  It's like shooting fish in a barrel.  It's not like you are hunting a unicorn.


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[Boethius]

even ML knew Art, a little bald headed 60+ Elmer Fud lookin dewd who married a hot 25 year old redhead
UNBELIEVABLE!
but 100% true!

The better half, who knows Ukraine better than anyone here, always responds to such examples with "(Art) no doubt has a 25 year old neighbour."


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[krimster2]

yes, I agree, like shooting fish in a barrel...
this is why I have a state of bafflement
over the fails...
just put the gun ABOVE THE WATER and pull the trigger!!!!
how hard is this?

Art had twins with his neighbor, two adorable little girls
that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!
but 100% true as well!!!

[Boethius]

Art's neighbour would be male, so not very likely he had twins with him.


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[krimster2]

what?
no!!!!

she had the kids maybe 2 years AFTER they were married, wasn't like what you're suggesting....
nope, but I do know her story!
her family was at the very lowest stratum of Crimean society
chronic alcoholic almost homeless parents
she NEEDED to be rescued
Art rescued her and she was very grateful to him
I met her several times
a very sweet, wholesome and very pretty young woman
this is EXACTLY the kind of woman I would search for

what I'd look for when I was "out and about"
was an attractive woman with a poor wardrobe
and I would look at her
the way a lion looks at a wildebeast that strays from the herd
this is the kind of woman to befriend
and offer her some "cheese"
and I can promise you 100% she'll take it!!!
guaranteed!
I NEVER had one say NYET!

[Boethius]

What I'm suggesting is more often than not, the reality, particularly in Ukraine.


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[Boethius]

if I didn't have an agreement not to,I would have a mistress probably in Odessa...but my wife and I have been through this...I am allowed to use an escort once per yearhandjob only, total costs not to exceed $2000and I am not allowed to have any contact afterI can also have threesomes with her and her friend "Olga"but only when she starts it

From your previous post on this issue, don't you think this is something your wife reluctantly agreed to because she was afraid you potentially could replace her?

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[krimster2]

BO,

in regards to Art,
yeah, normally, but NOT this case though
just another old rusty knight rescuing a fair maiden
I've seen that happen MANY times there...

a dewd my age, 60 or over, if he's well heeled and knows how to handle children
can EASILY get a SUPER nice lookin single mom in her 20s in Ukraine...
--or--
if marriage is not your preferred lifestyle choice
there ARE many other lifestyles you can pursue in Ukraine
that you couldn't in your home country

if you can move over there awhile like I did
you can hire an English speaking assistant for $1000/month + expenses and bonus
only an idiot couldn't come up with some kind of business that at least covers these costs
and Kyiv now has very good international shipping
it's easy to screen job candidates and only take the "with benefits" kind

if you're there a shorter time then every big city in Ukraine has an escort scene
go check out a few clubs and go for the youngest escort in whatever your favorite style is in the biggest club
before you go with her, check out the club rate for over night
and if you want, you can offer her half this rate for a week
and she will just spend the week with you
and a 60 yr old dewd will have 75% of the girl friend experience this way for $300/day + expenses/bonus/gifts with a 19 yr old vision of purest beauty...

and there are more choices as well...
but that's just for me to know about...

In regards to my wife
NO, my wife has NO fear that I would replace her
how do you replace your right arm,
my wife IS afraid I'll do something stupid
but she knows if it's structured and rule based I will follow it EXACTLY to the letter
so I have a VERY restricted and limited playground to play in that she controls
but I am also figuring out clever ways to get around the rules
I constantly experiment and try different things
I live my life completely unlike ANY other person I know...
and I feel fine...