Author Topic: Time for some Humor!! (Read 475860 times)

TwoBitBandit · « **Reply #1002 on:** March 26, 2009, 08:35:34 PM »

Damn those were funny, Bill... thanks.

OlgaH · « **Reply #1003 on:** March 26, 2009, 10:14:15 PM »

[youtube=425,350]6kr14wQ9T-4&feature=related[/youtube]

A student dormitory.

- Girls, take the panties off. The guys is coming to us!

- At last!! Cool!!

- What are you doing, idiots?! Take them off the clothesline!

2tallbill · « **Reply #1004 on:** March 29, 2009, 09:17:53 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #1005 on:** March 30, 2009, 07:54:30 PM »

Pavlov salivated too

2tallbill · « **Reply #1006 on:** March 31, 2009, 01:21:52 PM »

Little Yuri's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Yuri's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears..

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Yuri told his dad he understood completely. When Yuri looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Yuri".

Yuri said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Yuri ,"coz he'd be f@cked if he needed glasses"

2tallbill · « **Reply #1007 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:27:22 PM »

I wrote a disclaimer but then the post disappeared
because I tried to attach a bmp file which as everyone
except me knows causes chaos.

So here is my simplified disclaimer:

The following jokes might be considered rude, crude and juvenile.

2tallbill · « **Reply #1008 on:** April 18, 2009, 03:51:28 PM »

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.

Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts!"

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!"

The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore..."

The man sighs and says, "It's started..."

tfcrew · « **Reply #1009 on:** April 18, 2009, 03:54:52 PM »

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

2tallbill · « **Reply #1010 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:14:18 PM »

***Warning Juvenile photos posing as motivational posters***

2tallbill · « **Reply #1011 on:** April 21, 2009, 02:16:42 PM »

**** Warning Juvenile attempts at humor ****

2tallbill · « **Reply #1012 on:** April 24, 2009, 08:04:57 PM »

wxman · « **Reply #1013 on:** April 26, 2009, 01:05:44 PM »

New pirate hat

http://web.gcpower.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/hijack_hat.jpg

JR · « **Reply #1014 on:** April 27, 2009, 03:59:46 PM »

When a woman puts her man in "The Doghouse" she'll soon find him in "The Cathouse"

Faux Pas · « **Reply #1015 on:** May 01, 2009, 10:14:34 PM »

GoodOlBoy · « **Reply #1016 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:30:05 AM »

Does anyone else smell what the Barack is a cookin' ? :evil:

GOB

Admin · « **Reply #1017 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:39:48 AM »

Quote from: GoodOlBoy on May 06, 2009, 08:30:05 AM

Does anyone else smell what the Barack is a cookin' ? :evil:

GOB

Let's leave this kind of political commentary OFF the board.

- Dan

2tallbill · « **Reply #1018 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:55:33 AM »

GoodOlBoy · « **Reply #1019 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:15:08 AM »

Quote from: Admin on May 06, 2009, 09:39:48 AM

Let's leave this kind of political commentary OFF the board.

- Dan

Sorry Dan.....I didn't know that you voted for the guy.

GOB

Admin · « **Reply #1020 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:25:15 AM »

Quote from: GoodOlBoy on May 06, 2009, 10:15:08 AM

Sorry Dan.....I didn't know that you voted for the guy.

GOB

>>I didn't know that you voted for the guy.<<

And you STILL do not know.

Don't press this point. Political and religious commentary not related to the theme of this site have long been verboten due to the passions they inflame that have nothing to do with RWD. Take those to a more appropriate venue.

- Dan

Gator · « **Reply #1021 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:49:57 PM »

How many of you have been rejected for the same reason? [size]

Gator · « **Reply #1022 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:55:35 PM »

THE MEN WHO WENT TO THE FSU AND STRUCK OUT

Gator · « **Reply #1023 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:59:08 PM »

FOR THOSE MEN CONCERNED ABOUT HAVING KIDS

2tallbill · « **Reply #1024 on:** May 09, 2009, 06:11:11 PM »

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