Author Topic: Time for some Humor!! (Read 477567 times)

2tallbill · « **Reply #2201 on:** June 07, 2015, 01:03:23 PM »

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands.
If they are around your throat, something's usually wrong.

JohnDearGreen · « **Reply #2202 on:** June 15, 2015, 08:33:39 PM »

Delivery.
Where to?
Donetsk airport.
Cyborgs order 3 pizzas from Donetsk pizzeria.
http://uapress.info/ru/news/show/81034

2tallbill · « **Reply #2203 on:** June 19, 2015, 02:34:56 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2204 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:21:37 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2205 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:31:02 PM »

Two guys get thrown out by their girlfriends.

The guy on the right could probably get his girl back, but the guy on
the left there is no way, because she was way too calm.

2tallbill · « **Reply #2206 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:32:44 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2207 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:34:05 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2208 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:40:16 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2209 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:41:07 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2210 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:48:20 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2211 on:** June 19, 2015, 04:51:47 PM »

The guy at the lumber yard down the street left the keys
in his forklift and went home! Long story short I now have
a Pepsi and Redbox machine!

ML · « **Reply #2212 on:** June 22, 2015, 09:00:40 AM »

Telling the truth on Internet Dating.

The Natural · « **Reply #2213 on:** June 30, 2015, 11:43:03 AM »

ML · « **Reply #2214 on:** July 01, 2015, 09:24:09 PM »

Pinching pennies.

2tallbill · « **Reply #2215 on:** July 07, 2015, 08:36:41 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2216 on:** July 07, 2015, 08:37:45 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2217 on:** July 07, 2015, 08:40:12 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2218 on:** July 07, 2015, 08:46:37 PM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2219 on:** July 08, 2015, 10:54:23 AM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2220 on:** July 08, 2015, 11:32:05 AM »

You're the sun to my moon
You're the yin to my yang
because there's nobody else I'd rather bang.

2tallbill · « **Reply #2221 on:** July 08, 2015, 11:34:14 AM »

If Hooters delivered would it be called Knockers?

The fact that there are ugly hookers is all you need to know about men.

2tallbill · « **Reply #2222 on:** July 08, 2015, 11:35:37 AM »

Warning bad jokes to follow
Warning bad jokes to follow
Warning bad jokes to follow
Warning bad jokes to follow

Just skip on to the next post and forget this post

I was pulled over by a female cop, and she asked
"do you know why I pulled you over?" so I said
"because you want to suck me off?"
Then she said "put your hands behind your head"
Then I said " I knew it"

I ran over the neighbors cat and then later helped them put up
Missing posters

2tallbill · « **Reply #2223 on:** July 08, 2015, 11:41:25 AM »

tfcrew · « **Reply #2224 on:** July 08, 2015, 07:07:25 PM »

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She runs away.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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