1
Odds and Ends / Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Last post by krimster2 on Today at 01:22:24 PM »orchards are a lot easier to care for than fields....
preferrably surrounded by dense "berry hedges" borders to keep out intruders with a small gated entrance
peaches and nuts are good money makers and don't require a lotta care
Hemp is the best money makin crop right now
Durrin WWII my grandpa had a Cannabis growin license to grow cordage for the US Navy, I saw photos of 20 foot tall plants
and he had some kinda machine for windin the fibers together to make rope...
then the war was over...and that was that!!!
a-and remember...
you can also make peach liquor or peach/delta 8 Liquour to sell on yur roadside stand to Chinese Tourists drivin by in their EV if you use Zelle i-Pay
post collapse...
to asians, 'certain caucasians' are gonna be the ABSOLUTELY inscrutable ones...
huge advantage in just about every culture to be this way - opaque - unreadble
for training....
go to business/technical conferences and convincingly pretend to be someone you're NOT, to a room full of Chinese People in Business suits...
extra points if you speak in a foreign language to someone there
extra points if the language is mandarin
and EVEN MORE points if cantonese
if thou wisheth to blow a Russian Woman's Mind
go on iVisa and get her a visa to China and air travel!!!!
from Moscow to Shanghai then go to Hong Kong and eat on one of the "Island" Cantonese SeaFood Restraunts...
then go shopping with them in the big 'technika market OMG!!!!
Russians will freak when they see it!!!
and buy her either a MacBook or a Sony Vaio Notebook PC
then of course, there's all the Couture in Hong Kong
my favorites are the silk shops
if you are with a braless Russian woman in a silk shirt
and you press your chest against hers as you kiss
you can feel the ripple hit the nipple!
she will love you LONG TIME!!!!
a really, really, long time...
preferrably surrounded by dense "berry hedges" borders to keep out intruders with a small gated entrance
peaches and nuts are good money makers and don't require a lotta care
Hemp is the best money makin crop right now
Durrin WWII my grandpa had a Cannabis growin license to grow cordage for the US Navy, I saw photos of 20 foot tall plants
and he had some kinda machine for windin the fibers together to make rope...
then the war was over...and that was that!!!
a-and remember...
you can also make peach liquor or peach/delta 8 Liquour to sell on yur roadside stand to Chinese Tourists drivin by in their EV if you use Zelle i-Pay
post collapse...
to asians, 'certain caucasians' are gonna be the ABSOLUTELY inscrutable ones...
huge advantage in just about every culture to be this way - opaque - unreadble
for training....
go to business/technical conferences and convincingly pretend to be someone you're NOT, to a room full of Chinese People in Business suits...
extra points if you speak in a foreign language to someone there
extra points if the language is mandarin
and EVEN MORE points if cantonese
if thou wisheth to blow a Russian Woman's Mind
go on iVisa and get her a visa to China and air travel!!!!
from Moscow to Shanghai then go to Hong Kong and eat on one of the "Island" Cantonese SeaFood Restraunts...
then go shopping with them in the big 'technika market OMG!!!!
Russians will freak when they see it!!!
and buy her either a MacBook or a Sony Vaio Notebook PC
then of course, there's all the Couture in Hong Kong
my favorites are the silk shops
if you are with a braless Russian woman in a silk shirt
and you press your chest against hers as you kiss
you can feel the ripple hit the nipple!
she will love you LONG TIME!!!!
a really, really, long time...