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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2024, 02:26:32 PM »
This conversation seemed to go off the rails a bit since yesterday. That was not my intention. I'm just looking for someone to share my life with. I'm not looking for a model with googly eyes for America. I fancy a sweet person, educated, and who loves the country. I'm retired military and I just want peace. Someone to love.

Sorry,

No apologies necessary. I have limited time to spend here, so here is a brief
idea of what you need to do.

First of all determine what you are looking for
Make a list of everything you want, make a list of everything you don't want. Then
put the list in order from most important to least. There is no reason to go looking
for something unless you know what it is when you find it. Obviously an honest
trustworthy mate is more important than a girl that likes AC/DC more than 
Helen Reddy.

Second decide whether you are a visit one type or a visit many type.

Visit one is a guy who wants to contact a hundred girls then sifting through them from
afar so you can visit the girl you sifted out. Important to understand is this has a high
failure rate, many, many times you will make the trip to visit one and you will have no
mutual chemistry. That means you have to rely on your back up plan. NOTE if you think
you are a visit one type. (I can explain more in a future post)

Visit many (VM) is for a guy who would prefer to meet a large number of women face to face to
see if he likes them first before spending any time interacting with them. This has a lower
risk than going to see only one girl. (I can explain more in a future post)

Visit many has specific tactics that you use. It's different than visit one. If you mix tactics
you will have problems. (I can explain more in a future post) VM is NOT for indecisive men
or men who get distracted easily or if you are really shy. However, if you are shy this will
get you over that.

Visit many is lower risk. The theory is you meet a bunch of girls hoping to find mutual chemistry
with one of them. If you find a girl superior to all the others, you pursue that girl and only that
girl. If you meet any girl that is so-so, you have not met a keeper and you continue meeting girls
until you do or your trip is over. Rinse lather and repeat until you find an excellent girl that has
nearly everything you are looking for.

NOTE: There is no perfect woman, if there was how would you get her? 

Additional NOTE: While I consider myself to be correct about most of this. There are others who
have been successful that disagree with me. So take it all in and decide what will work best for
you and your situation. There is more than one way to be successful and countless ways to
screw it up.

If you have questions ask them. Read the 10 commandments, the ebook and this thread

http://www.russianwomendiscussion.com/index.php?topic=14615.0

Udachi!

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FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
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There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2024, 02:04:55 PM »
Welcome….. Sorry when there’s a newbie everyone gets excited, but if the past is anything to go off we won’t hear from you again.

I’ve said this before…. We need a welcoming committee for new members.  Now I’m  not singling out any particular reply, but some aren’t necessary for a newbie at this point….  Remember the last guy? He was confused and eventually flamed by members and then left…..  It took a simple explanation privately of the steps he needed to take to be successful and 2 years later he’s married to a FSU woman with a child on the way. You all missed an epic adventure because this guy was basically treated like an idiot by some members here.

Newbies need clear no BS information…… Welcome him then lay down some facts. What’s useful to him in the current replies are :- Fdating and find a good girl, but he has no idea on how to use that site, how to set up a profile and how to break the ice…… If you get this right and he’s realistic then he’s going to be successful and meet real women immediately…… Every time we scare newbies off pretending this is rocket science and difficult, but it’s never been easier to meet 100’s of genuine women online, vet them then travel….. All most men need is a few short paragraphs of information to get started or in some instances see it through to the end game.

How about a template of basic 2024 relevant information, PM’ed to get them started online and banning any discussion other than a pleasant welcome message in this section?
« Last Edit: September 18, 2024, 02:10:39 PM by Davo »

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2024, 02:40:10 PM »
Davo is absolutely correct.
And I apologize for some of my trite remarks.
However I did send OP a PM with some useful info; although my info was not nearly as good as what Davo provided to the other guy he referenced.
We could just let Davo carry the ball and send info to all new guys !!  :-)
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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2024, 02:45:35 PM »
"but he has no idea on how to use that site, how to set up a profile and how to break the ice…"

so, if this is an obstacle, what about all the more difficult things that follow?

the OP seems to have no clue about the subject of Ukraine, other than what he reads online, and yur suggestion is that he nneds to do more stuff online, really???

that's a REALLY poor substitute for goin there, and getting DIRECT EXPERIENCE
and find the answers to his questions - first-hand from HIS observations
it's NEVER been easier for an American to approach Ukrainians as it is now, cuz they freakin LOVE AMERIKANSKI
WTF is so difficult?

you could get a plane ticket and rent an apartment online with like 30 minutes of web surfin
when ya get there, go out into a shopping area and count the super models walkin around
learn how to make "a confused look" on yur face
and ask a super model for help
you'll have at least a 50% success rate if you smile and make eye contact and then ask fer help
if there's chemistry, then 3 days later, she's a friend with benefits

how do I know?
well HTF do ya think I know

you just a another face on fdating, big suuply of those
in the main market of Ternopil, he'd be the center of female attention in his American uniform

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2024, 04:57:06 PM »
I think both Davo & Krim are right on this. Davo is correct that Newbies can be bamboozled with too much info all at once and the intensity. A lot of talk on WMVO Vs WMVM isn't so necessary at an introductory stage. Better to just get messaging women on a decent old skool online dating site like Fdating.com and chat to the girls there.

I agree with Krim in that if someone can't manage what is a basic and straightforward registration on Fdate then it may be wondered what hope there is for them in this venture. I suggested Fdate as it's free and is the the least bullshit site to hand. No credits, ppl or monthly fee to worry about, just sign up and message away.

That said I think Krim probably has the master class on how to date a FSW/Ukrainian Woman. If a Newbie wished to push the boat out to doing his advice he could well make good progress fast. I also wonder if he is correct on some Newbies wanting an easy hand over of info without wanting to put work in, some work will likely be needed and not everyone gets an easy ride.

A lot can depend on what the Newbie is after, an everyday girl to keep him company and share life with, not too fussed with looks - not a difficult task. A pretty girl, maybe even model pretty looking well a lot of those girls aren't that easy even in Ukraine - a lot tougher task.

For sure though a lot shorter Introductory page and short concise basic initial advice on the essentials is not a bad idea as is anyone who wants to lead with helping the Newbies as Davo suggests. I though myself apart from some initial pointers aren't wishing to spoon feed anyone from beginning to end, they've got to go and find stuff out and learn, I don't have the time or wish to take someone else's life on for them.
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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2024, 06:00:48 PM »
I’m not going to  turn this into an argument, this is just an honest account of the path most men are taking in 2024….. I’ll point out my appreciation that you ML, Bill, Krim Trench etc…. are keeping this site alive atm.

Yes you can fly to Ukraine and Russia and screw as many models as you please by throwing money around as a newbie….. If you’re looking for a good girl and not the stereotypical mail order bride ( A transactional relationship), cold approaching random women on the street during a war isn’t going to a happy hunting ground. Even before the conflict, online has it all over travelling with no contacts and cold approaching….. Just look at the results of pickup artists on Russian streets. Yes they get numbers, but there’s been a few publicly comment that most of the time they don’t follow through to a date…. The women were just being polite.

With the conflict going on,  you don’t want to be cold approaching random women on the street, you need to keep a low profile as a westerner…. I have a contact in Ukraine and romance tours started again recently, there’s some locals not happy about it on social media….. Yes you old school guys, who can speak the language could go and screw models, find a typical transactional mail order bride or a genuine good girl and Pat is a good example of that (good girl)….. For us newbies who haven’t married a FSU woman and don’t speak the language, online is the simplest method to access the largest group of English speaking FSU women looking abroad….. The OP wants a good girl and he will find it online easier V roaming the streets.

Here’s the  basic path to take in 2024, it’s not much different than actual letter writing in the 90’s….

Research FSU online dating scams.
Join a non PPL dating site, one that allows you to share contact details and leave the site, then set up a profile. Message women, get replies and immediately favourite them….. If you’ve traveled to a FSU country, indicate this in your opening message….. You’ll get a higher reply rate.

Don’t get discouraged if you’re getting short blunt replies from lots of women…. Yes it’s not the biggest obstacle you’ll face, but it’s your first and lots of guys read this as a lack of interest compared to western dating sites and then give up. 95% of the men who message women won’t ever board a plane…. This is the single biggest complaint I’ve heard first hand from woman online :- most men waste their time, so they are cautious….. It takes persistence to win the trust of some women. As I said before, if you’ve travelled already that trust is easier built…..

In the space of an hour I’ve gone from a very cold exchange with a woman to absolutely pissing myself laughing on a video chat with the same woman….. She was wearing full fur with Elton John glasses and holding a rolling pin as a prank…. She looked like Kenny from South Park…. This is the advantage of online dating, you don’t waste time on the ground. Usually you’re travelling to meet someone you have basic chemistry with and know a lot about her and her life in general.

 Less men are travelling now so you’ll get a higher reply rate….. If you have a connection, move off the site and start getting to know each other better via video chat. Hopefully you’ll have a couple of potential options on the go, but 5 is my limit….. It gets too time consuming with any more. Either  WOVO or WMVM, spend a few months building chemistry and then book a flight….. Every man who I’ve met using this method in the last couple of years had had success. I’m It might take multiple trips, but normally straight off the tarmac on a WOVO trip you’re shacked up with a woman, and experiencing a little glimpse of what It could be like in a permanent relationship with her….. I know of a WMVM that happened a month ago and he met 4 women online and spent a week living with each.

I’m not exaggerating, in the current climate this method makes it stupidly easy to meet genuine women if you’re realistic….. If you have the time and money and are looking for a good girl your biggest problem is too much choice.

There’s some other intricacies I could mention, but we can address that later…. Anyway agree or disagree, that’s what’s happing in the FSU dating season of 2024.
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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2024, 07:53:32 PM »
I forgot to add…. The OP might not be that knowledgeable about Ukraine and Russia atm, but he’s smart enough to know he doesn’t want to be like the 99% of other men who are funnelled into the scam mail order bride industry and has realized what most men don’t, there’s a whole different world of FSU dating if digs a little deeper:-  A hidden gem that gives you access to a discreet group of genuine FSU women across two dating sites, maybe 3 with caution.

I’ve been lucky to chat with FSU women who are candid about these sites. One of the has a forum and you can ask real FSU women questions on any topic. When I was a member, I was even part of a social group that moved off the site with women ranging from 35 - 60….. Chatting with these women the two main sites are known amongst their social circles as their best option to meet a realistic, normal everyday guy wanting to meet the same in a woman…… They clearly put men in two groups :- gullible mail order bride hunters and realistic men….. This is the difference between old school and dating now, yes you used to have anti date to chat with women, but now we have 24/7 immediate access to FSU women for guidance. Personally I used the other site to date off and the forum site for candid relationship questions.

These women aren’t stupid, they know about the scam industry and even use pictures that reflect they aren’t part of it. There’s been comparisons here in past topics…… Except for word of mouth, this site is the very few mechanisms to access dating group….. With the risk of encouraging even more keyboard Romeo’s to these sites, we should be driving this home that it’s the safest, most proven path  for a newbie meeting a good girl as Bill put it.

With all respect , chasing models is all fun and games, but most of us are divorced, have adult kids and don’t care if a woman has a few wrinkles, cellulite or is a single mother too…. We are just looking for peace, happiness and a stress free life.

Edit:- The slow down on this site is not due to the decline in men travelling, there’s still more than enough men on the ground to be flooded with hundreds of posts a day, the fact is RWD hasn’t moved with the times. It’s now just an interesting historical record of you old schools gents shenanigans abroad )))….. This next generation did’t write letters or emails, we have instant messaging and video chat and now we have social media groups for advice and support. Public forums don’t offer the privacy most men are now used to in closed social media groups. To stay relevant RWD needs a sister private telegram group and then regular members will be part of what’s happing with online dating and trip reports in real time. That’s were you guys will be most valuable atm.


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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2024, 07:56:55 PM »
"With the conflict going on,  you don’t want to be cold approaching random women on the street, you need to keep a low profile as a westerner…"

NOT TRUE!
wear military clothing w/ USA insignia and Ukraine Blue/Yellow ribbons
and you won't be perceived as one of them sex tourists but as a foreign "volunteer"
the only person who would be viewed more favorably in Ukraine would be Jesus Christ walking across the Black Sea to end the war and send Putin to HELL

"Even before the conflict, online has it all over travelling with no contacts and cold approaching….."

ALSO NOT TRUE, especially for middle-aged dewds
how many are in yur age group, looking at the same photos on fdate you are?
on fdating, yur just a face in a crowd of thousands, think yur gonna be the best lookin one?
YOU HAVE NO COMPETITION if you go in person to Ukraine....
and you'll have a REALLY cool time there

it's 100X harder to judge someone online compared to in person
you need to see how they look and behave in real life, same way that they need to see you
you will never really get a sense of that from online contact
the photo ain't the person, the map is NOT the territory
wheras in person, you can make a pretty fair assessment of someone rather easily...

the only downside to going, is it's NOT what all the other noobs are doin
so ya can't read a step-by-step guide, instead ya gotta go out and make yur own

I swear to you, if you get a woman's attention in Ukraine, and you smile at her and she smiles back at you all while making eye-contact, yur ALREADY half way there...

there is nothing about this that's hard, dangerous, or leads to failure
I know this NOT becuz I read it, but becuz it's what I did over there

since the OP is retired, time should't be an issue for spending a week there, checking things out
if the expense of doing this is a problem, then he shouldn't be going down this path
and should stick with an Amercan woman his own age who has similar retirement benefits
cuz a Ukrainian woman, in her first year in the USA will be a "money pit"
and he better have a bag-o-gold, for all the stuff she's gonna need


this here Ukrainian village girl happens to be my wife, she is 6 foot 1 inches tall, and has the body of one of those European olympic track stars
I met her doin EXACTLY what I told ya here
and I was a middle-aged average lookin white dewd, nothin to write home about



PS
not every woman online is a scammer
but every scammer is online
another reason not to follow the crowd
cuz scammers are ANNOYING!!!

the difference in approach is this
in the same amount of time you spent online laughing with a woman (and later doin YOU KNOW!!!!!)
I ended up in bed with them...and I haven't had to do what you do fer years and years now

there's nothin WRONG with what yur doin, I did much, much worse things when I was single
but I found a better path, is all I'm sayin










« Last Edit: September 18, 2024, 08:28:36 PM by krimster2 »

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2024, 08:23:40 PM »
I have to say I agree with Krimster, and yes wearing US Military Uniform will for sure appeal to Ukranians!
Or You can WMVM if You meet the women online, but don't delay going too long: women are tired of men who only write.
And yeah plan for a lot of spending.

Or if You just want a slavic woman there are plenty in US like New York, Chicago, Miami, LA, San Francisco Bay Area, Seattle (esp. Everett that has huge Ukrainian community, Sacramento has huge Ukrainian community as well.
But with FSU women living in US You won't get any economic advantage unless she is here illegally and needs to marry
to get a GC. FSUW in US legally usually have same requirements for a man as AW, if not higher!

But going that route will be much easier on You financially and much less chance to get a woman who just wants to use You.

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2024, 08:42:34 PM »
 I offence Krim, but I’m not going to bother reading your reply…. I left this site to surround myself with men who actually had boots on the ground, because I’d learnt all I could at the stage I’d achieved….. Accept what I say or not that’s your choice.

Now I’ll disappear again. I have flights booked and I’m going to spend a month with a a very nice woman I met on one of those sites. Lucky for me I was on a different site than you must be thinking….. 800 men online today and I’m a face amongst 40 other men who will travel…..  Because I have already travelled and not I’m not chasing a mail order bride half my age, I’m probably in the top 2-3 online for replies in my demographic.

Newbies reading this, apart from one guy who chose an average looking women amongst the prodaters at a social before the war, the only men I know who have been successful across most social media platforms are men using the genuine dating sites before travelling and that goes for everyone who has met a women on this site for as long as I’ve been here.

…. Catch you guys later 😄
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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2024, 08:48:17 PM »
Best of luck, Davo!
You are correct: very hard to find a man online who is looking for a woman close to his own age!
No wonder You were popular with ladies on the site!

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2024, 08:52:56 PM »
I can vouch that Davo is a really good guy.

Sorry I am not able to join the type of communication system he talks about, although I shouldn't be there anyway since I am far past the stage of trying to find a FSU gal.

I would sort of be viewed as a voyeur there.

Plus I would never have the energy to go through the 'hunt' again.
It was a ton of fun; but man, the energy and stamina required!!
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2024, 08:54:31 PM »
whie boy please....don't whimper....

every cripple does his dance, and you dance better than Fred Astaire
you use online dating the EXACT same way you use pornhub, and I'm sure you combine them
and that's why I got under yur skin
cuz I told yur little "secret"



"I offence Krim, but I’m not going to bother reading your reply…. I left this site to surround myself with men who actually had boots on the ground, because I’d learnt all I could at the stage I’d achieved"

yur offended???
well, I'm even MORE offended that yur offended
but I also know when I'm "on target" based on the amount of FLAK you shoot off

you've learned all you can learn, huh....

exactly what "stage" is it that you think you've "achieved"
the typing in a URL and pressing ENTER stage?

according to yur profile, all yur FSU learnin came from yur web browser
you NEVER set foot in Ukraine, you have NO experience, other than using yur web browser

but now ya want us to believe yur packin yur bags and callin an uber for the airport
yawn....

PS
I AM NOT a nice person
I am the way I am, cuz I lived in Russia
and freakin more or less ended up becoming Russian in order to survive
Russians taught me how to grab little old ladies tryin to cut me in line, and shame them in Russian and then shove em to the back of the line
so if I'm capable of doin that to poor little old ladies
I don't mind phuqueing you up at all
cuz, I AM NOT a nice person




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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #38 on: September 19, 2024, 01:37:48 AM »
Good day, El Dublio!

You'll not find this site terribly helpful but if you're sharp enough to figure out who to listen to (and not, particularly not to old goats) then you may obtain some helpful tips. I was in Russia last week and will return next week; presently not interested in dating (though with plenty of experience).

Women are women the world over, though the culture is certainly different. There are pros and cons to international relationships, be sure to have realistic expectations.

You may wish to consider moving to Russia. There was recent presidential decree which should make it much easier to relocate, first with a private visa and then with temporary residence permit (TRP) application once in Russia. If you find you don't like it then move back to Florida, but living in Russia will be the easiest way to date Russian women.

Forget Ukraine, don't even bother for many reasons.

If you want peace then buy a dog!

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #39 on: September 19, 2024, 04:57:36 AM »
You may wish to consider moving to Russia. There was recent presidential decree which should make it much easier to relocate, first with a private visa and then with temporary residence permit (TRP) application once in Russia. If you find you don't like it then move back to Florida, but living in Russia will be the easiest way to date Russian women.

Yes, Russia needs some more innocent folks to put in prison to hold for swapping for Russian killers, etc.
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #40 on: September 19, 2024, 06:02:42 AM »
"you may wish to consider moving to Russia."

what? are the Russians payin ya a referral bonus, for each one they capture?
especially after nabbing the head of Telegram

WTF would happen to ya if ya spoke English on a Russian bus or train, next to some gopnick hooligans, are you FREAKIN kiddin me, oh I see you are kidding!!!!!!

speaking of "kidding"
The fact that I am actually a goat, shouldn't be a big deal, but it's a big deal because it shouldn't have been a big deal....

all you modem men
should come to yur senses

life was meant to be lived, and not simulated
now turn around, and bend over

Let us dear RWD readers, therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if RWD lasts for a thousand years, people will still say, 'THIS was their finest hour"

I bet you white boyz didn't know that CASHMERE is Goat Hair!!!
and the best goat hair, comes from the chin of a male goat
I learned that in Crimea
my mother-in-law knitted me cashmere socks that were AMAZING!!!!
I had a pet goat, that followed me around and the kept our neighbors goats away from me
had geese and dogs for security

less then an hour flight from Simferopol to Istanbul (can't do that now)

RWD123
wot's a jolly swagman doin in Russland homey, if HE AIN'T chasin pooty-tang
this sounds awfully cryptic to me, me cobber
I can TELL, ya wanna tell us, and yur just seein if somebody's payin attention, amiright?
how ya handle 'strine $$ to rubles, chinese account, Kazakhstan, or some other 'stan?

you gavorite that russki?
skolka?


I do believe I have crossed blades with you before...
however, I have been a participant in a campaign to eradicate cannabis from North America, by burning the crop, one plant at a time
and the fog of that war has clouded my memories

so help a brother out, and explain yurself
also...
when ya flush the toilette, which way does the water swirl?
 





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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #41 on: September 19, 2024, 08:39:21 AM »
Yes, Russia needs some more innocent folks to put in prison to hold for swapping for Russian killers, etc.

I think Lukashenko would also like to arrest some westerners :D so I suggest alternating living in Russia and Belarus :D

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #42 on: September 19, 2024, 09:17:24 AM »
moy advocat skazal, that anything the FSB makes you do is "under duress" and therefor you are not legally liable for these actions, even if they pay you
this greatly reduces the risk on the US side, but not on the Russian side...

however, there are multiple dimensions of danger in russki mir
if you go out in public, and have a lot of contack with russki ludie
you need the correct attire, you GOTTA have at least 2-3 pieces of recent military issued clothing and a soldat kapka
and ya need a buncha St George Ribbons, and military patches, this is just so ya don't get stomped by the malchiky who are just a few months away from enlisting

you cannot phuquing speak English in public
I'm not sayin that there's a 100% probability that you'll get yur Anglo ass kicked by drunken hooligans, I'm just sayin that there's a high probability that you will
only way to reduce the probability is by not lookin Anglo in public where there's a lot of gopnicks

shto oznachayet "gopnick"


stoopid gopnicks are my enemy
stoopid gopnicks are so wacked

soldaty returning on leave are introducing their druzya to binge drinking and Captagon
it's really hard to fight these dewds, cuz they don't feel a damned thing when ya hit 'em

this is why I packed a sawed-off double-barrel Baikal 12 Ga shotgun
and kept stacks of hundred dollar bills in the safe for the cops
and had 2 cops on my monthly payroll

and STILL I HAD TO LEAVE!!!!

PS
the most fun I WAS EVER NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE but did anyway was to wear the full dress uniform of my wife's deceased uncle, who was a Russian Army Col.
the uniform fit me nearly perfectly, I looked so phuqueing good in it
and I walked around Sevastopol with sun glasses so as not to make eye contact, I stopped counting how many times I was saluted, good thing there were no higher ranks there, or it would've cost me at least a $10,000 "fine" and my wife would be pissed

the stuff I could do in Crimea and get away with, was freakin INSANE!!!!

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #43 on: September 19, 2024, 04:13:41 PM »
Welcome….. Sorry when there’s a newbie everyone gets excited, but if the past is anything to go off we won’t hear from you again.

How about a template of basic 2024 relevant information, PM’ed to get them started online and banning any discussion other than a pleasant welcome message in this section?



That would require a ton of moderation time and energy, which doesn't exist. The best we could hope for would be
a cool informative email when they sign up.

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FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2024, 04:26:00 PM »
all you keyboard Romeos sittin in front of yur PC
ya wanna know what it's like to JUST GO to Ukraine. walk down a busy ulitsa and hit on the women there?

it's EXACTLY like this song



ONLY MORE SO....

yur first time doin it, is like yur first time hunting
andticipation and thrill seeking followed by satisfaction and having a smoke

you only got one life to live
you ought to give it a try sometime
otherwise what's the point in even dying
if ya never really tried to live in extremis

or, maybe you went to duh same skool Rocky and Bullwinkle went to?
Wassa Matter U.

cuz somtin must be the matter with ya...
out there in modem land

we are all virtue elle

and live in modem land-by-the-sea
on the shore of a sea of green
in the late anthropocene

well...I guess you can see why my rap career never really took off
and I pursued other occupations instead
and became a smooth crriminal

Eat The Cat
Krimster In Duh Hood's new single from  Mellow Out Media LLC





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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #45 on: September 21, 2024, 09:32:05 AM »
How about a template of basic 2024 relevant information, PM’ed to get them started online and banning any discussion other than a pleasant welcome message in this section?
Here we go with 2024 information on Russia.
Before you begjn,,,,think if you can actually travel. Due o sanctions not many planes, trains or buses. You can hich a ride with me if uour visa is ok, but otherwise getting in is tricky
Make sure to prepay your stay or take cash. US and EUR bank cards do not work. You can get a Russianbank card that will work anywhere, but you will have to fill it by cash or bitcoin.
Every Russian woman of dating age from 6 up to 80 has at least one smartphone and knows how to use it, including social media.Facebook js blocked though. But  VPN is something they know howto use.
So contact, and travel. Donor write for years it will just cost you money.
Try to learn some Russian. You will need it.
No it is not a dog. Its really how I look.  ;)

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #46 on: September 21, 2024, 10:18:31 AM »
since you place no topic restrictions here....
then let me ask you the following:

what act of desperation led you to want to leave Die Nederlandia to live in Russland?
upcoming murder trial, or somethin like that?

what's the going rate for "sympathizers" in Russia for westerners to support the killing of Ukrainian children?
I'd like to know how much you can make...

what part of "WOKE" do you hate the most, that's totally absent in Russia?
is it the gay part?

what will happen to ya if you need urgent medical care in Russia?

what will happen to ya if a group of patriots decide to beat up a NATO citizen - oops that's you!!!?

where will you park yur car so it doesn't get stolen?
how many bars will be on yur windows at home for the same reason?

I could go on and on and on....
but do tell us ALL, about 2024....

I am All a'Twitter, to hear about 2024, moy droog
give us yur Pravda Tovarisch

however, I insist you use my correct pronoun which is "HE"
and I do not accept any posts suggesting that I am offensive, mean, or mentally ill...
das ist VERBOTEN!!!!


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New from Florida
« Reply #47 on: September 21, 2024, 10:29:25 AM »
It took a simple explanation privately of the steps he needed to take to be successful and 2 years later he’s married to a FSU woman with a child on the way.

Why don't you post your secret sauce "simple explanation of the steps he needs to takes" in the
Pursuing FSUW 101 thread? There are many different ways to be successful at this.
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: New from Florida
« Reply #49 on: September 21, 2024, 01:38:11 PM »
or any of the other following labels: pedophilia, necrophillia, nose picking, farting, gluttony, sloth, gossiping, lying, pride, coveting, envy, neglecting to pray or read scripture regularly, and drinking to excess or chronic drug abuse....

any attacks on the messenger, will receive an immediate counter-attack from the messenger


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