trip report

[acrzybear]

Well due to the overwhelming response to the other trip reports I was encouraged to post my future trip report.

 I will be returning to Russia in the next couple of months and decided that I would post an advance trip report-so here goes;

Landed at SVO, went to a town in Russia, met some friends, drank vodka, ate, slept.  Woke up, ate, drank coffee, visited friends, drank vodka, ate, drank vodka-slept.

Went to another town drank vodka, met girl, drank more vodka.  Saw various sites around the big city, returned home, stayed 3 weeks in rehab, returned to work.

There ya go-hoped you enjoyed my advanced trip report. 

[GoodOlBoy]

Any Advanced Photos?  :evil:


GOB

[Kuna]

Bear,

Congrats on your advanced marriage.  Mrs Kuna and I are very happy for you!   

[catzenmouse]

Great TR Bear! 

Let's hope this doesn't lead to your premature advanced age...

Really good to see you around and gettin' back on the horse again!

Ken

[Simoni]

... drank vodka, ate, slept. 

What!  You slept with her!

Now you have ruined her reputation!   She is shamed in the eyes of her town having drank and slept with you, not only an American, but a TEXAN!  She is ruined forever...

And it's all your fault, you sex tourist!

[BC]

Sounds like a winner..

btw Nescafe, not Coffee!
 

[Diplomacy]

The Stars are bright.....

[Gator]

And Bear I recall that you wrote a very interesting trip report without any debate or controversy.  Then again, maybe the new crowd would be all over your case.

[acrzybear]

And Bear I recall that you wrote a very interesting trip report without any debate or controversy.  Then again, maybe the new crowd would be all over your case.

Well Gator I was a different person and a little bit naive back then. As I get older I find my tolerance for B.S getting shorter and shorter (and it wasn't all that long to begin with.  I still enjoy a good conversation over a glass of good brandy with an excellent cigar, however there are some folks here that just irritate me with the fact that they know it all and know what's best for others. 

 The above trip report was done tongue in cheek for the "controversy" that folks have made of Jerrys' T/R.  The folks that know me will know how the trip went, however it won't be up for discussion on the board since I am sure I will be accused of being a sex tourist, violating some Russian woman's virtue/honor/ or told that I am doing things wrong.   My only plans at this point are to visit a Russian comrade that is in the same profession  (albeit with a Russian twist) as I am and to enjoy myself relaxing and seeing Russia in her glory, oh and of course do my part to help him rid Russia of that evil vodka.  

 

[acrzybear]

Any Advanced Photos?  :evil:

GOB

Here ya go, since I did not get everyone's permission I fixed them so the folks will keep their anonymity (I wouldn't want to upset folks)


And this is me looking for my morning coffee

[acrzybear]

Bear,

Congrats on your advanced marriage.  Mrs Kuna and I are very happy for you!   

Thanks Kuna

It sounds as if you were there, could you please forward any photographs you have? Everything is abit fuzzy after the vodka    :noidea:

[acrzybear]

Great TR Bear! 

Let's hope this doesn't lead to your premature advanced age...

Really good to see you around and gettin' back on the horse again!

Ken

Thanks Ken  

[acrzybear]

What!  You slept with her!

Now you have ruined her reputation!   She is shamed in the eyes of her town having drank and slept with you, not only an American, but a TEXAN!  She is ruined forever...

And it's all your fault, you sex tourist!

 Damn!! How did that happen?  I ruined another reputation and I have no memory of it-(freakin vodka).  Well you know us sex tourists only have one thing on our mind  

[acrzybear]

Sounds like a winner..

btw Nescafe, not Coffee!
 

I hate Nescafe  I will take a good cup of strong coffee