Russian Women Discussion
RWD Discussion Groups => Trip Reports => Topic started by: 2tallbill on November 27, 2022, 06:56:36 AM
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2tallbill moron vs idiot peanut gallery discussion area.
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OK Big Bill, what was/is your health issue. Hope it has been resolved or will be shortly after you get back into USA.
I know that health issues are reasons why I am reluctant to travel much anymore.
I also just found out to my dismay that my back troubles are going to prevent me from doing a lot of things that I have always done..
I have been using a ladder to climb up on a sub-roof to fasten down shutters for attic exhaust fans and for exhaust fan for Jacuzzi room in the fall and then go back up to untie after March winds.
But yesterday, after I had taken a few steps up the ladder, my back started hurting tremendously because of the angle the back takes on a ladder. So I had to get down and come to realization I probably can never get on ladder again.
There is a crew of Central American guys working on one of the houses in our development, and wife says "why don't you ask one of them to come over to do this."
But I told her it would be complicated enough to try to explain to native English speaker how to attach wires and tie them down; so impossible for someone with limited English skills.
Sorry to intrude on your thread, but it is a health issue at least !! :-)
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you do REALIZE that a LOT of people have died from autoaphyxiation, right?
maybe you should stick to the more "pedestrian" versions of sexual stimulation
BUT
if you REALLY want to double your fun
try a three-some with two Russian women, one older, one younger
horrosho?
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you do REALIZE that a LOT of people have died from autoaphyxiation, right?
maybe you should stick to the more "pedestrian" versions of sexual stimulation
BUT
if you REALLY want to double your fun
try a three-some with two Russian women, one older, one younger
horrosho?
Thank you for the advice.
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OK Big Bill, what was/is your health issue. Hope it has been resolved or will be shortly after you get back into USA.
I know that health issues are reasons why I am reluctant to travel much anymore.
I also just found out to my dismay that my back troubles are going to prevent me from doing a lot of things that I have always done..
I have been using a ladder to climb up on a sub-roof to fasten down shutters for attic exhaust fans and for exhaust fan for Jacuzzi room in the fall and then go back up to untie after March winds.
But yesterday, after I had taken a few steps up the ladder, my back started hurting tremendously because of the angle the back takes on a ladder. So I had to get down and come to realization I probably can never get on ladder again.
There is a crew of Central American guys working on one of the houses in our development, and wife says "why don't you ask one of them to come over to do this."
But I told her it would be complicated enough to try to explain to native English speaker how to attach wires and tie them down; so impossible for someone with limited English skills.
Sorry to intrude on your thread, but it is a health issue at least !! :-)
ML, No intrusion in my opinion. I will post more about my experience soon
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2tallbill moron vs idiot peanut gallery discussion area.
I chose gather up my petticoats, stay on the train and not avail myself of the local medical system
with my self assessed weak Russian verbal medical fluency. I semi expected someone to disagree
with my decision. If faced again with the same situation, I would still skedaddle home.
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I can teach you how to say hemorrhoids in Russian
will that help?
it's"Gemmeroy"
horrosho?
if ya want I can teach how to say something like
"I got a rectum redder than a baboon's in mating season"
in Russian to get EXTRA attention!
eta:
"U menya pryamaya kishka krasneye, chem u babuina v brachnyy!!!
classne!!
paka!!
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I can teach you how to say hemorrhoids in Russian
will that help?
it's"Gemmeroy"
horrosho?
if ya want I can teach how to say something like
"I got a rectum redder than a baboon's in mating season"
in Russian to get EXTRA attention!
eta:
"U menya pryamaya kishka krasneye, chem u babuina v brachnyy!!!
classne!!
paka!!
It's always good to learn new insights from a knowledgeable man such as yourself.
How to say hormones in Russian = Gormones
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but the crabs I caught were DIFFERENT from the ones you caught
the ones I caught were about an inch and a half across, and I used 'em for bait when I went fishin' cuz I catch HUGE fish with that!!
the crabs you caught will respond to 1000 mg amoxcillin - 3 times per day
here's a photo of me with crabs
whatever you do - PLEASE DO NOT send me a photo of YOU WITH CRABS ESPECIALLY if you're scratching and oozing!!!
just slap some ointment on it!!
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but the crabs I caught were DIFFERENT from the ones you caught
the ones I caught were about an inch and a half across, and I used 'em for bait when I went fishin' cuz I catch HUGE fish with that!!
the crabs you caught will respond to 1000 mg amoxcillin - 3 times per day
here's a photo of me with crabs
whatever you do - PLEASE DO NOT send me a photo of YOU WITH CRABS ESPECIALLY if you're scratching and oozing!!!
just slap some ointment on it!!
The crabs you caught vs the crabs that caught you. What type of fish are you going after?
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no, I know how to "charm" crabs so they don't bite me at all, we's all chill bro'
I go for flounder, cuz them's good eatin!
but end up also getting other random bottom feeders, even a a sting ray, which is a scary lookin thing to haul out of the water when you first see it!
when I look around the marina, there's a lotta mexicans selling freshly caught (still live!) shrimp
you can buy 10 pounds at a bargain price and let them enjoy cryotherapy
and then in the future, when science advances, restore them to life
and they can live hundreds of years in the future when humans no longer eat shrimp and be happy and FREE!
or...
boil 'em in water with "Old Bay" seasoning!!
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no, I know how to "charm" crabs so they don't bite me at all, we's all chill bro'
I go for flounder, cuz them's good eatin!
Oh yeah! I love me some flounder!
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Did they remove any of the stubbornness? Listen to the docs and your wife, get well fast.
I would like to think that I've learned something. I would have never been successful
at finding a Russian wife if I were not stubborn. I was too stubborn to quit.
Udachi!
Bill
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I've often heard of the horizontal part at the top being referred to as a "head jamb", or "header". Both are appropriate names I reckon.
Head jammer would be correct. My grandparents were 4'10" and 5'0". Their farm was full of head jammers. Obviously Grandpa never planned on me growing to 6'1", never mind my 6'7" son. Mentioning building codes around my libertarian Dad is sort of like lighting a cigarette in a fuel depot...(explosion likely).
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Hope you are feeling better. Let us know when you're up for bowling.
http://youtu.be/gKfMlQ7KWFE