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Re: Explaining Humor
« Reply #3100 on: November 12, 2022, 01:29:43 PM »
At second thought, maybe it's that America spends a lot on military rather than health care, which serves us better in times of conflict.

It's that we spend all our money on the military leaving nothing for
healthcare.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3101 on: November 12, 2022, 02:51:21 PM »










« Last Edit: November 12, 2022, 02:53:57 PM by 2tallbill »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3102 on: August 05, 2023, 09:38:52 AM »
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« Reply #3103 on: August 05, 2023, 09:53:28 AM »
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus. I will assume all those
other genders are pulled from Uranus.
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Crimean Emergency! Everyone To Get From Street!!!!
« Reply #3104 on: August 05, 2023, 10:35:34 AM »
all shipping/boating to/from Crimea is stopped
people being chased off the beaches by soldiers for "safety"
explosions every day all around Sevastopol
wife's family no longer answers the phone....
wife has no clue what's goin on

y'all know the bridge will be coming down soon...right?
and 2 Russian ships damaged in two days, tells me ya'll ain't gonna get resupplied all that much from the sea...

doncha all remember how the nazis ended up in Krim in '44?
I do, I looted their graves for trophys
same way my grandchildren are gonna loot yours
ach du liebe
the first gold my ancestors ever held was robbed from the tombs of pharohs under the full egyptian moon


really surprised how primitive the electronics are in a Javelin, circa late 1980s level
russia is able to copy this level of technology VERY easily, but there's nothin in there, they don't already know...
but it looks REAL pretty - cuz mil-spec stuff is all gold plated packaging!!!
no expense is spared for military electronics, contrasted with consumer electronics, where a lower quality component will be used, if it's .01 cheaper per unit
bullets were always more expensive than bread
until the crops all failed cuz of the weather


Ukraine army has cracked through the first russian defense line in the south and are headed for 2nd main line
do that and they're more than half way to the crimean border...

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3105 on: August 06, 2023, 03:54:34 AM »
These second defensive lines are on the higher ground,with heavy fortifications having been built by the orcs.


With no air cover to speak of for the AFU,because NATO keeps  delaying the supplying of F-16's,it's going to be really hard for them to progress.


I'd think the best way is for the AFU to stand back and hit these fortifications with their superior artillery,hoping that will do enough damage to prevent the AFU getting massacred  when they advance up the high ground.




The worrying news,according to the military analyst on Sky News today,is that the AFU have now had to use their elite NATO trained 10th Brigade reserves just to get as far as they have....and the orcs have started to re-take villages in the Kharkiv region.The only positive news being that the orcs have had to commit all their reserves also.


Sounds like it's going to be a real attritional slugfest with the outcome balanced on a knife-edge with NATO dithering on getting the necessary F-16's and more long-range missiles to Ukraine which could tip it their way.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2023, 04:11:41 AM by Chelseaboy »
Just saying it like it is.

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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3106 on: August 18, 2023, 01:08:12 PM »
« Last Edit: August 18, 2023, 01:31:46 PM by 2tallbill »
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« Reply #3107 on: August 18, 2023, 01:32:03 PM »
« Last Edit: August 18, 2023, 01:41:15 PM by 2tallbill »
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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3108 on: August 22, 2023, 08:10:13 AM »
Me:            What's first rule of cooking?
4 year old:  Don't put your fingers in your butt
Me:
4 year old:
Me:            Correct

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3109 on: August 22, 2023, 11:00:47 AM »
how's he gonna check himself for Tape Worms?
this is CLEARLY bad parenting Bill
putting your own culinary interests ahead of your child's welfare
poor little kid

 

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« Reply #3110 on: August 25, 2023, 11:06:48 AM »
They say that cows are bad for the environment but,

All cows do is eat plants all day and fart


. . . . 



. . . . 


. . . . 

Just like Vegans
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She is in trouble
« Reply #3111 on: October 16, 2023, 09:46:09 AM »
She is in trouble.
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Orgasm shy
« Reply #3113 on: December 01, 2023, 03:03:29 PM »
My wife is so shy, she can't even have an orgasm at home unless the door is locked.

I keep having to say:  Unlock this door and let me in.
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Idiot
« Reply #3114 on: January 10, 2024, 09:00:13 PM »
Idiot
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3115 on: February 16, 2024, 05:04:49 PM »
Some really funny stand up comedy.





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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3116 on: April 14, 2024, 01:19:58 PM »
Camel Tow
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3117 on: May 04, 2024, 12:32:22 PM »
Little known fact corn farmers coined the phrase
"I'd tap that!"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3118 on: May 04, 2024, 01:22:24 PM »
orchards are a lot easier to care for than fields....
preferrably surrounded by dense "berry hedges" borders to keep out intruders with a small gated entrance
peaches and nuts are good money makers and don't require a lotta care
Hemp is the best money makin crop right now

Durrin WWII my grandpa had a Cannabis growin license to grow cordage for the US Navy, I saw photos of 20 foot tall plants
and he had some kinda machine for windin the fibers together to make rope...
then the war was over...and that was that!!!


a-and remember...
you can also make peach liquor or peach/delta 8 Liquour to sell on yur roadside stand to Chinese Tourists drivin by in their EV if you use Zelle i-Pay


post collapse...
to asians, 'certain caucasians' are gonna be the ABSOLUTELY inscrutable ones...
huge advantage in just about every culture to be this way - opaque - unreadble

for training....
go to business/technical conferences  and convincingly pretend to be someone you're NOT, to a room full of Chinese People in Business suits...
extra points if you speak in a foreign language to someone there
extra points if the language is mandarin
and EVEN MORE points if cantonese


if thou wisheth to blow a Russian Woman's Mind
go on iVisa and get her a visa to China and air travel!!!!
from Moscow to Shanghai then go to Hong Kong and eat on one of the "Island" Cantonese SeaFood Restraunts...

then go shopping with them in the big 'technika market OMG!!!!
Russians will freak when they see it!!!
and buy her either a MacBook or a Sony Vaio Notebook PC

then of course, there's all the Couture in Hong Kong
my favorites are the silk shops
if you are with a braless Russian woman in a silk shirt
and you press your chest against hers as you kiss
you can feel the ripple hit the nipple!

she will love you LONG TIME!!!!
a really, really, long time...



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3119 on: May 06, 2024, 09:57:03 AM »
Couldn't help but have a good laugh at this one. A good one of when westerners assume non western cultures are the same/similar and just don't get it lol 😄
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