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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1075 on: January 26, 2010, 12:41:05 PM »
Teacher arrested at JFK Airport
A teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as
he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor,
a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General
said he believes the man is a member of the notorious
Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who
has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said.
"They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go
off on tangents in search of absolute values." They use 
secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as
"unknowns", but we have determined that they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on thearrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us
to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given
  us more fingers and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a
more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1076 on: January 26, 2010, 03:56:30 PM »
A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1077 on: January 26, 2010, 03:58:44 PM »
A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past,looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.

The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'

The koala looked down at him and said, 'Whoooooah, dude.... How much water did you drink!?'

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1078 on: January 28, 2010, 09:58:59 PM »
 MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has seven items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, shampoo and a towel....
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
 
 
 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1079 on: February 01, 2010, 04:16:56 AM »
http://bidstrup.ru/images/comicses/1204.gif Site with some interesting cartoons.

 
No it is not a dog. Its really how I look.  ;)

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1080 on: February 01, 2010, 05:06:48 PM »
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.

He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even
though he knew that he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving
even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as
he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.

He tried a fourth time with the same result.

He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he
rolled past, this time at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat
belt.

You just can't fix stupid.
 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1081 on: February 01, 2010, 05:19:16 PM »
We just changed insurance companies at work so I had to pick a new doctor.  And since I had not had a check up in a few years I decided to make an appointment.

When I finally got in to see the doctor I was amazed at how attractive she was.  She was absolutely beautiful.  After examining me for several minutes and writing a few things down she sat down her pad and said "You seem very healthy overall, but you will have to stop masterbating."

I replied "Ummm... I don't understand... why?"

She said "Because I am trying to examine you!"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1082 on: February 05, 2010, 11:11:46 AM »
Hate shopping with your wife as she browses for hours.  This is what one man did to amuse himself while she browsed.  It resulted in the store sending his wife the following letter:


Dear Mrs. Samuel,
   
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our
store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you
from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
   
   1.  June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
   
   2.  July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
   
   3.  July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
   
   4.  July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in House wares.
        Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned  station and receive a reprimand from her
        Supervisor that in turn resulted with a  union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company
        money.
   
   5.  August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
   
   6.  August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
   
   7.  August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them
        in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
   
   8.  August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't
        you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called..
   
   9.  September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used  it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
   
   10. September 10: While  handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the
         antidepressants were.
   
   11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
   
   12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his “Madonna look”  by using different sizes of funnels.
   
   13.. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
   
   14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and
         screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
   
   And last, but not least:
   
   15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,
         'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
         One of the clerks passed out.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1083 on: February 05, 2010, 12:35:32 PM »
The Pretzel Hold
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were facing off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the match, the Irishman trainer came to him and said, Don't forget, this Russian has never lost a match because of his pretzel hold. If he gets you in it, you're finished.

Immediately after the match began, the Russian got the Irishman in the devastating pretzel hold. The trainer couldn’t watch any longer, so he turned away. Suddenly, there was a scream, and cheers from the crowd. The trainer looked back to see the Irishman won the match.

The next day the trainer asked, How did you get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!

The Irishman answered Well, I looked up and saw this pair of balls right in front of my face. I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my all my strength I bit those babies just as hard as I could.

So! the trainer said, That's what finished him off!

No, but you'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own balls!


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1084 on: February 05, 2010, 04:44:20 PM »


Global Facts . . .
At Any Given Moment: 

 


 
FACT:  79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now. 

 
 
FACT:  58,000,000 are kissing.

 
FACT:  37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.

 
FACT:  1 old timer is reading emails.
   

  You hang in there, Sunshine . . 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1085 on: February 14, 2010, 02:16:22 PM »
A real man's confession  :D
Wouldn't he be compatible with most FSU women?

« Last Edit: February 14, 2010, 02:19:20 PM by vwrw »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1086 on: February 28, 2010, 06:55:30 PM »
President Obama meets with the Queen of England . He asks her, "Your
Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips
you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father
have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be
me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back in the White House, President Obama asks to speak with the Vice
President Joe Biden. "Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father
have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is
it?"

"I'm not sure," says Joe. "Let me get back to you on that one." Joe goes
to his advisers and asks everyone, but none can give him an answer. Joe
sees former President George Bush and took the opportunity to make him
look stupid.
Joe looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he whispers,
"George, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child
and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

George whispers back, "That's easy. It's me" Joe smiles and says
"Thanks!"
Joe goes back to the White house to speak with President Obama. "I have
the answer to that riddle. It's George Bush."
Obama gets up and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony
Blair!"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1087 on: April 02, 2010, 11:42:58 AM »
A man arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book."

"How current is your copy?" he asks.

"I get a download every ten minutes," St. Peter replies, "Why do you ask?"

"I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet."

"I'm glad to hear that," Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can you tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?"

The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Hmm, well there was this one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a giant group of biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were, about 20 of 'em torturing this poor woman. Infuriated, I got out of my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang.

"He was a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 260 pounds, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to get lost or I'd be next. So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron.

"Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, 'Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!'"

St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?"

"About three minutes ago."
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1088 on: April 05, 2010, 04:45:18 PM »
Our  Mexican Maid
Asked For a Pay
Increase
 
My wife was
very upset about this
and decided to talk to her about the raise.
 
  I found out
later the
conversation went like this:
 
She asked:
"Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase??"
 
Maria:
"Well, Señora, there are
three reasons why I want an increase.
 
The first is
that I iron better
than you."

  Wife:
"Who said you iron better
than me?"
 
Maria:
"Your husband said so."
 
Wife:
 "Oh."
 
Maria:
"The second reason is that
I am a  better cook than you."
 
Wife:
"Nonsense, who said you
were a better cook than me?"

  Maria:
"Your husband  did."


Wife:
"Oh."
 
Maria:
"My third  reason is
that I am a better lover than you."

  Wife:
 (really furious now):
"Did my husband say that as well?"

  Maria:
"No Señora...the gardener
did."

 
Wife:
"So how much do you
want?"

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1089 on: April 15, 2010, 03:02:17 PM »
A cop knocked on my door and told me my dog
was chasing a kid on a bike. I told them to get
off my property, my dog has never owned a bike !
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1090 on: April 15, 2010, 03:03:33 PM »
After their wedding reception a newly married couple went
to their hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.
"Do you have reservations?" the desk clerk asked.
"Only one," the groom replied. "She's not into anal sex,"
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The Italian says, “When I’ve a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her kneesa, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy”.

The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy”.

The Aussie says, “Mate, that’s nothing. When I’ve finished shaggin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe me di*ck on the curtains. And MATE ….. She hits the foocking roof.
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A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it.

A little girl stands up and says, ''Walt Disney World is so fascinating.''

The teacher says, ''No, that's not correct. I said, fascinate.''

Another little girl stands up and says, ''There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life.''

The teacher again says, ''No, the word is fascinate.''

So a little boy in the back of the room stands up and says, ''Well, my sister has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the ten buttons on her shirt.''

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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.

The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

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A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"

"Good.."

"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."

"Good..."

"Now can you take off my panties."

"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

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I met a man who had been married for 66 years. "Amazing. 66 years!" I said. "What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"

"Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions."

"Really?" I responded. "Does that really work?"

"Oh, yes," he said proudly. "66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"

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A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.

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A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"

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A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the emergency operator asked.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her husband!"


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A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down. After this goes on for a while, his wife sticks her head out the front door and yells, "You need more tail."

The guy turns to his son and says, "Son, I never will understand women. I just told her an hour ago I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite!"
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1091 on: April 18, 2010, 02:36:27 PM »
I've removed a post by Blablabla concerning JR ::) that had NOTHING AT ALL to do with this thread :(.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1092 on: April 18, 2010, 03:51:59 PM »
Dang Sandro, I missed what you removed.

If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many days does it take for a hen to lay a dozen eggs?

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1093 on: April 18, 2010, 05:13:19 PM »
Dang Sandro, I missed what you removed.
Don't fret, it's here anyway: http://www.russianwomendiscussion.com/index.php?topic=11415.msg226980#msg226980 ;). Possibly a double post in the wrong thread.
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If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many days does it take for a hen to lay a dozen eggs?
12? And a half :D?
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1094 on: April 18, 2010, 05:19:03 PM »
Don't fret, it's here anyway: http://www.russianwomendiscussion.com/index.php?topic=11415.msg226980#msg226980 ;). Possibly a double post in the wrong thread.12? And a half :D?


Mathematically you are correct.  But I think it depends on the rooster.

(I know this is not correct scientifically... but I had to say it metaphorically).  And to make fun of it and us roosters.  Hey, this is the humor thread right?   :P
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1095 on: April 18, 2010, 06:20:29 PM »
12.5 is very close. The question contains a 1 to 1 to 1 ratio. If the 1/2 part is removed, it's still a 1 to 1 to 1 ratio. The question was about 1 hen so it takes 12 days for 1 hen to lay a dozen eggs.The question was not about a hen and one half.

Consider 3 cowboys who are seated single file with blind folds over their eyes. There are 3 white hats and 2 black hats. One hat is placed upon the head of each cowboy and the blind folds are removed. The cowboy in the back can see the two cowboys in front of him and the cowboy in the middle can see the one cowboy in front of him. Without looking, they are asked what color of hat they are wearing. The remaining hats were put into a closet so they cannot see the remaining hats.

The cowboy in the back who can see the two cowboys in front of him says he does not know the color of his hat.
The cowboy in the middle who can see only the one cowboy in front of him says he doesn't know the color of his hat.
The cowboy in the front who cannot see the cowboys behind him says, I know what color of hat I am wearing.

What color is the hat of the cowboy in the front and how does he know the color of his hat?



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1096 on: April 18, 2010, 06:23:50 PM »
White.

Or black.  It is still open at this point from what I can see, but it has been a long day.  ;).
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1097 on: April 18, 2010, 06:53:13 PM »
What color is the hat of the cowboy in the front and how does he know the color of his hat?

The cowboy in front is wearing a white hat, unquestionably.

Cowboy in Back sees one of the following combos: black~white  OR white~black OR white~white,
and therefore can draw no sure conclusion about his own hat - and says "I don't know"...

Cowboy in Middle MUST see a white hat on Cowboy in Front based on his like answer of "I don't know"...if he were to
see a black hat on Cowboy in Front, Cowboy in Middle would KNOW that he himself was wearing a WHITE hat, based
on the only possible combinations that Cowboy in Back could observe in giving his own "I don't know" answer...

When Cowboy in Front hears two "I don't know"s from behind, he answers "I'm wearing White" with confidence. There
is no other possibility (unless someone behind him is fibbing...)

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1098 on: April 18, 2010, 06:58:21 PM »
The cowboy in front is wearing a white hat, unquestionably.

Cowboy in Back sees one of the following combos: black~white  OR white~black OR white~white,
and therefore can draw no sure conclusion about his own hat - and says "I don't know"...

Cowboy in Middle MUST see a white hat on Cowboy in Front based on his like answer of "I don't know"...if he were to
see a black hat on Cowboy in Front, Cowboy in Middle would KNOW that he himself was wearing a WHITE hat, based
on the only possible combinations that Cowboy in Back could observe in giving his own "I don't know" answer...

When Cowboy in Front hears two "I don't know"s from behind, he answers "I'm wearing White" with confidence. There
is no other possibility (unless someone behind him is fibbing...)

Yeah, it seems easy when you say it...   :P

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1099 on: April 18, 2010, 07:13:01 PM »
A Western man is lost in a remote area miles outside of Ekaterinburg. In this remote area, there are
only two groups of people: liars and truthtellers.

He encounters two beautiful Russian women at a fork in the path. One path will lead him deeper
into wilderness, the other will lead him safely back to the city.

He is allowed to ask each woman one question. Which two questions could he ask to ensure he
selects the path back to Ekaterinburg?

 

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