Author Topic: Time for some Humor!! (Read 481885 times)

ML · « **Reply #2428 on:** January 21, 2016, 10:52:24 AM »

Viagra Warning.

Do not snort Viagra.

But then again . . . perhaps the results can be useful.

Noch1 · « **Reply #2429 on:** January 22, 2016, 04:47:40 AM »

Quote from: ML on January 21, 2016, 10:52:24 AM

Viagra Warning.

Do not snort Viagra.

But then again . . . perhaps the results can be useful.

Makes you wonder what licking it would do

2tallbill · « **Reply #2430 on:** January 27, 2016, 07:29:34 AM »

ML · « **Reply #2431 on:** January 28, 2016, 12:23:43 PM »

Champion kick-boxer meets US Marine.

ML · « **Reply #2432 on:** January 28, 2016, 12:25:46 PM »

I didn't know that's what 'Fix a Flat' was for.

She probably looked high and low for the product.

calmissile · « **Reply #2433 on:** February 08, 2016, 06:14:24 PM »

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made from Ken's testicles.'

tfcrew · « **Reply #2434 on:** February 23, 2016, 12:58:28 PM »

ML · « **Reply #2435 on:** March 24, 2016, 12:55:10 PM »

Air Force One returning from Cuba

2tallbill · « **Reply #2436 on:** April 04, 2016, 05:39:45 AM »

An Asian man comes in the the pub stands next to me and starts
drinking beer. I asked him if he knew any martial arts like Kung Fu,
Ju Jitsu or Karate.

He said "why the F#ck did you ask me that? was it just because I'm Asian?"

I said, "no, it's because you're drinking my beer"

ML · « **Reply #2437 on:** April 04, 2016, 09:43:50 PM »

After my recent Prostate Exam, which by the way was one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had, the person left the room and the nurse came in.

After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear...

She said...."Who was that guy?"

2tallbill · « **Reply #2438 on:** April 15, 2016, 04:48:05 AM »

2tallbill · « **Reply #2439 on:** April 15, 2016, 04:49:32 AM »

My biggest problem with autocorrect on my phone is that doesn't
understand how much I swear or how seldom I think about ducks.

Then I come across a duck joke. Luckily I've disabled autocorrect on
my phone. Seriously, if you text in Russian at all you gotta disable it.

2tallbill · « **Reply #2440 on:** April 16, 2016, 11:02:20 AM »

That woman has more drama than a busload of
Drag Queens on the way to a wig sale

tfcrew · « **Reply #2441 on:** April 16, 2016, 01:14:10 PM »

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how stuff is done in Washington.

2tallbill · « **Reply #2442 on:** April 16, 2016, 04:29:35 PM »

ML · « **Reply #2443 on:** April 17, 2016, 08:52:54 PM »

Anyone have URL to picture of several well tanned nude gals and one chalk white gal . . . and the question is: Identify the gal from Wisconsin (or Minnesota).

2tallbill · « **Reply #2444 on:** April 18, 2016, 07:24:47 AM »

Quote from: ML on April 17, 2016, 08:52:54 PM

Anyone have URL to picture of several well tanned nude gals and one chalk white gal . . . and the question is: Identify the gal from Wisconsin (or Minnesota).

ML · « **Reply #2445 on:** April 18, 2016, 08:50:17 AM »

Thanks Big Bill . . . but not the pic.

The pic I am seeking has circulated widely, shows about 6-8 tanned nude gals and one chalk white gal.

The wording often is something like: For drivers license eye test . . . identify the gal from Wisconsin (or Minnesota).

ML · « **Reply #2446 on:** April 18, 2016, 09:39:18 AM »

Canadian Riot

2tallbill · « **Reply #2447 on:** April 18, 2016, 10:00:44 AM »

Quote from: ML on April 18, 2016, 08:50:17 AM

Thanks Big Bill . . . but not the pic.

The pic I am seeking has circulated widely, shows about 6-8 tanned nude gals and one chalk white gal.

The wording often is something like: For drivers license eye test . . . identify the gal from Wisconsin (or Minnesota).

A pic like that would get deleted because of the Puritans at Google ad sense.

The Natural · « **Reply #2448 on:** April 19, 2016, 07:23:58 AM »

Trump's secret wig field:

2tallbill · « **Reply #2449 on:** April 20, 2016, 06:31:16 AM »

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