Time for some Humor!!

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It's kind of amazing how potatoes give us fries, chips and vodka
Every other vegetable time to get it together! 

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Some people are born for their jobs

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So, I was walking through the mall and I saw that there
was a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk approached and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal customer, so I asked,

"Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "F--- OFF, GET OUT AND STAY OUT!"

I said, "YES, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

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Panda fun.

http://buzz.bitecharge.com/play/escapepanda

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Panda fun.

The youngster panda appears to be smarter than the attendant.

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My high school girlfriend wasn't a slut,
However she was banged more than the
snooze button on Monday morning.

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Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...                                                                   
 
Sergeant: What is her height?
 
Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
 
Sergeant: Weight?
 
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
 
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
 
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
 
Sergeant: Color of hair?
 
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
 
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
 
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
 
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
 
Husband: She went in my truck.
 
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
 
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
 
At this point the husband started choking up. . . . .
 
Sergeant: Don't worry, buddy. We'll find your truck.

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Management Lesson
 
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office, but she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you."
 
The girl looked at him and then said, "NO."

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you've picked it up."
 
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call.  Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?"
 
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "He had all quarters!" 
 
Management lesson:  Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

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These special goggles help Babushka's see through the BS

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