Time for some Humor!!

[2tallbill]

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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[Jumper]

overconfidence

[Vaughn]

Oh....and by the way...

[2tallbill]

Prepare for

[2tallbill]

Aim high..........

[2tallbill]

Youthful innocence.........

[2tallbill]

Innuendo............

[2tallbill]

Denial.............

[2tallbill]

Internet arguements............

[2tallbill]

The truth about sexism...........

[2tallbill]

If you can't enjoy yourself...........

[2tallbill]

Rock Bottom..........

[2tallbill]

Sunscreen..........

[2tallbill]

You divided by zero didn't you...........

[acrzybear]

Aim high..........

Is that AJ having a bad day?

[2tallbill]

when you just want to get to the cheese............

[2tallbill]

Women........

[acrzybear]

This one's for you Bill

[2tallbill]

Thanks.

[2tallbill]

**** Warning very corny joke alert!!! ****
**** Warning very corny joke alert!!! ****
**** Warning very corny joke alert!!! ****
**** Warning very corny joke alert!!! ****

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.


Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

[Ste]

http://www.media-download.co.uk/games/gypsy.swf

[2tallbill]

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA, they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:


Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those A$$holes deducted $95.00 in taxes

[2tallbill]

The perfect male..........

[2tallbill]

my parents said........

[2tallbill]

complaint dept........