fsu dating advice please

[krimster2]

not a "tatt" fan, so never paid much attention
some guys just plain don't like them, I served, and have NO tatts, and no one in my family does either
i'm thinking just a personal preference
but I have noticed that guys who'd identify with being Ukrainian and not Russian "generally" have fewer tatts than Russians
just an observation but no explanation
Russian tatts have rich symbology
so far I've managed to avoid Russian prison, so I'm tatt free
as I see it, it's a "tit for tat" scenario, and I know which one of those I prefer over the other!!!

[Boethius]

I married an English woman so yes I spent 20 years beating off in the bathroom because that's what English wives demean their husbands to.

Well, UW do that as well, but the difference is, UM don't put up with it.  They threaten them with divorce, and if the behaviour doesn't change, that is just what they do.

2 lawyers who have given lectures to British government ministers.

This got a full laugh out loud from the better half (I couldn't resist reading that one sentence to him).

Frankly, I find that hard to believe.

I know many in the group of diaspora Ukrainians who wrote Ukraine's constitution, and who worked on updating their laws.  Ukrainian criminal law is still based on the Soviet penal code.  The legal system there is exceptionally corrupt.  There was a glimmer of hope at the Supreme Court level in the Yushchenko years, at that time, the Supreme Court was truly independent, but that disappeared under Yanukovych and has yet to recover. 

Ukraine, unlike the UK, has no rule of law.  Might makes right in Ukraine.  Lawyers are not like lawyers in the West.  So what, exactly, would a Ukrainian lawyer lecture a UK minister about?  Corruption?  Rigged judicial decisions?  Determining the level of bribe to offer a judge to ensure a criminal charge is dismissed?

I think this just proves my point.  Don't be impressed by any "credentials" in Ukraine.  They mean nothing.  Be impressed by the person, and remember, most of them are lying to you, because they view Westerners as gullible idiots.

On tattoos - in Soviet times, only those who served in the navy had tattoos.  So, sailors and criminals.  There is still somewhat of a stigma attached to tattoos in Ukraine, though I believe that is changing, very slowly.

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[Jamesukjames]

As to lawyers I wrote FSU, Ukraine is a small part of FSU .  Secondly I personally delivered them to Westminster and drove them to all their appointments for a week including reading the official invitations.  Now the bad bit dating 2 women from one office even with 2 years between relationships doesn't work.

[krimster2]

"I think this just proves my point.  Don't be impressed by any "credentials" in Ukraine.  They mean nothing.  Be impressed by the person, and remember, most of them are lying to you, because they view Westerners as gullible idiots."

slovo tvoyey mame!!!

[Boethius]

It doesn't negate what I posted.  Law, as a profession of service, is a foreign concept in Ukraine.

You're in your mid forties and still making mistakes only a hormone driven teen without a brain would make.  Think about that in your approach.  I mean that as help, not a swipe at you.  You seem to be at the "kid in a candy store" stage.

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[msmob]

Boethius love your fiesty comments.  I married an English woman so yes I spent 20 years beating off in the bathroom because that's what English wives demean their husbands to. 

James suggesting his experience with UK wives is how it is for everyone ....  no, sir !

[krimster2]

"You seem to be at the "kid in a candy store" stage."

Candy? can I haz candy?

Mrs Krimster with her deep emerald eyes and matching bath robe says I can haz some delicious sweet candy...
oh boy!!!

[Jamesukjames]

Luckily we are all unique individuals in the way we conduct ourselves.  A discussion board and how someone appears in real face to face life are different.  But yes compared to my uk experience the fsu is so much better.  In fact whenever I get analysed for employment it comes out as a level headed leader.  I hope one day to post on this site that I'm 10 years into a relationship but im going to enjoy the hunt to find this.

[msmob]

Luckily we are all unique individuals in the way we conduct ourselves.  A discussion board and how someone appears in real face to face life are different.  But yes compared to my uk experience the fsu is so much better.  In fact whenever I get analysed for employment it comes out as a level headed leader.  I hope one day to post on this site that I'm 10 years into a relationship but im going to enjoy the hunt to find this.

Your FSU 'experience' doesn't seem to have been other than short-term gratification - followed by realisation that she wasn't marriage material

I hope you will find someone who shares the same dreams

[Boethius]

Luckily we are all unique individuals in the way we conduct ourselves.

I agree with moby's last post.

I'm telling you as a woman, knowing how women think. 

Pursuing more than one woman without telling them they aren't exclusive means you may lose all the women, and dating two in the same office is just, well, stupid.

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[Jamesukjames]

msmob Master of Science in Organizational Behaviour  is hardly going to admit to having to resort to bathroom antics

[Boethius]

OK, I actually witnessed this a number of times in the FSU (wife using sex as a weapon).  I'll relay the last story I witnessed.

Wife was withholding sex in an effort to control her husband.  He complained to the neighbours, including the hot girl two apartments down the block.  She was single, younger than the wife, lived alone (rare in Soviet times), and was more than happy to relieve his sexual frustration.  The husband wasn't ready to leave his wife, and after a couple of months, the wife realized what she was about to lose, and at her age (30), nobody would want her, she was done.  So, she "fell into line".

There are numerous places in Kyiv where one could go to find women for the night (not prostitutes, sexually deprived women who just wanted a man), and serving every fantasy you desired, from vanilla sex to threesomes with men, to full blown orgies.  AFAIK, they still exist, though I have never bothered checking.

UM don't need to jerk off in their bathrooms, unless they want to.

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[Jamesukjames]

Boethius I have never dated more than one person at a time.  Seems you are missing the translation.  The lawyers were not from Ukraine and the first one two years after we stopped dating suggested her work colleague and I tried a relationship.

[Boethius]

Yes, I misunderstood.  I apologize.


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[SteveInBoston]

"Kid in a candy store"...

I used to work with a colleague who's wife divorced him.   After a few months to get over the shock and depression and denial, he accepted the divorce and moved on to dating.  He lives in a desirable part of Boston, in a large house that was willed to him by his parents.  As a professional, single father, in the right part of town, he was suddenly very popular. 

I would like to say that after a few years of dating many women who were ready to jump his bones on the first date, that he got his head on straight and found the right woman.  But in reality he found a very strong willed woman who pretty much claimed him.  He's a pretty passive guy, and the last time we met he was still with the same woman.

[krimster2]

"I would like to say that after a few years of dating many women who were ready to jump his bones on the first date, that he got his head on straight and found the right woman.  But in reality he found a very strong willed woman who pretty much claimed him.  He's a pretty passive guy, and the last time we met he was still with the same woman."

sounds like he and I have the same biographer, the only thing he changes are the setting....

[Jamesukjames]

Msmob I lived with a woman her son and her mother in a 2 bedroom apartment for about a year and a half in Minsk.  When I suggested relocating to UK her ex husbands family became very militant and as my sons based in the UK were younger and needed my support I couldn't risk continuing with the relationship.  The 2 things I've changed in my dating is location Ukraine and the use of the internet which has given me 2 rocky relationships out of 2

[krimster2]

“I spent 20 years beating off in the bathroom...”

ewwwwww!

took my young daughters to the Zoo in Berlin, of course they wanted to see “maquaqa” “monkeys”, so I have one on each hand and we walk by the large glass chimp enclosure, and there ‘s this big male laying on his back “pleasuring himself” and he climaxed as the three of us stood there with our jaws hanging open...

that’s kinda how I picture you...
it’s a ghastly, ghastly image.....

look man, I’m not gonna judge ya
I’m not in your shoes
but the last time I emulated a chimp like this was over 20 years ago...
before Mrs Krimster
there was Krimster’s girl friend (pic below)

because Krimster is a god damned LUCKY son-of-a-bitch
mrs krimster lets krimster use an escort once a year, BUT
the escort story can ONLY end in a “happy ending” (metaphorically speaking)
additional rules apply, such as no email/phone contact, no repeat contact, etc
my last escort trip was to Amsterdam and of course she was actually Ukrainian!
my next trip may be either Odessa, or I may try to score with the senoritas in Venezuela
hence no “monkey business” for me!
the idea of  Venezuela was presented to me on this board by Bo and PitBull
and upon proper reflection and google search causes me to consider their idea in a favorable light
try one one year and another the next...or maybe they will offer even more suggestions in the future
yes...please...


now, i'm sure haters are gonna hate
but that's how I roll
and my wife and I are both perfectly content with this...
she says if she ever meets some guy that looks like the young Richard Gere she will ask "my permission"
and because I love her, of course I'd say "Yes"...

see, no jealousy...
just enjoyment

[Jamesukjames]

That's how I thought of myself a mad monkey. 

[krimster2]

"That's how I thought of myself a mad monkey.  "

oh god, then the chimp stood up on all 4s and turned his back to us
enormously inflamed and swollen, beet red rectum with large protruding purple bleeding hemorrhoids caked with excrement..
hopefully the similarity doesn't extend this far
cuz all the preparation H in the world ain't gonna help THAT!!!

[ML]

She was single, younger than the wife, lived alone (rare in Soviet times), and was more than happy to relieve his sexual frustration.  The husband wasn't ready to leave his wife, and after a couple of months, the wife realized what she was about to lose, and at her age (30), nobody would want her, she was done.  So, she "fell into line".

Married man spent a lot of time at house of newly moved in single woman just 'helping her get settled in.'

Finally wife had enough of this, so called the woman's house and said:

"Tell my husband to get his ass across the street.'

Neighbor gal replied: 'Well he already is.'

[krimster2]

"That's how I thought of myself a mad monkey.  "

I have the opposite problem, so I don't know which one is worse!
back in the 90s when I first went to Kyiv, women asked if I was circumcised
when I said "yes", without batting an eyelash they asked "to see it"
and these are women I had just barely met!!!

then after they see it, they want to touch it, "just once. projouste"
yeah right....
I wasn't going to fall for that, I'm not THAT naive!!!

they all seemed to have this fixation on my willy!!!! it's probably the same for most of ya, right???  so you know what I'm talkin about!
the Ukrainian girl friend in the above pic used to like to lay naked in my lap and while I read Keats to her she would fondle me and "tickle" me and purse her lips and blow air  at me
while my wife lets me soak in the bath in the morning and trims my nails and then washes my "junk" vigorously, and I mean vigorously, and ALL OF IT!
I have little abrasions she does it so frequently, she just won't leave me alone
you're lucky man that you can live a peaceful, tranquil life without women using your body for their own gratification
it must really feel liberating!!

[msmob]

Msmob I lived with a woman her son and her mother in a 2 bedroom apartment for about a year and a half in Minsk. 

..and..? 

When I suggested relocating to UK her ex husbands family became very militant and as my sons based in the UK were younger and needed my support I couldn't risk continuing with the relationship.

You knew you had children when you started the relationship and there MIGHT be a chance the lady was happy to stay in BY

The 2 things I've changed in my dating is location Ukraine and the use of the internet which has given me 2 rocky relationships out of 2

'Ri-ight!', so what do you have to say to those members who found their UA wives on the net ? )

For someone with a 'MSOB' you sure do 'pick 'em' !!  [ tease]

PS ..'Tires and organiZational' ?   99% of Brits I've ever met do not spell these words as such and that is no generalisation 

[Jamesukjames]

As I told you.  When writing my thesis for an English examination board for a bsc   when quoting American text use tire.  When quoting English text use tyre.  When writing your own work up use either but be consistent with using one form constantly.  I know you are just trying to wind me up xxx.   I was quoting top gun so tire.  At least I don't use my pseudo qualification as my user name.

[krimster2]

why are you two Brits are having a go at each other., eh?
can't the two of you get over your childhood spent in council housing in the east end?
it is highly likely that the two of you were born in either St. Giles or the Devil's Acre, or maybe Jacob's Island?
and that this Dickens like existence experienced by two jaunty lads in terrible conditions of dire poverty
has molded their character into this rough, impoverished  demeanor due to the intense rivalry they experienced as children

at all times, I try to behave in a civilized fashion and set a proper example for the various perplexed types and other "riff raff" that graze here

allright lads? enuff said on the subject, now carry on...