Sex and food for your woman

[ML]

Note, I resisted sharing this for many years as I didn't want other men using it with perhaps the same woman that I might be pursuing.

But now that likelihood is long past, so I can be generous.

This food and related procedures are almost guaranteed to endear you to your woman.

SHRIMP SAUTE   (OR CHICKEN)

One-half pound large (31-35 count or bigger) shrimp, peeled, deveined and rinsed.
One-half pound sea scallops, side muscles removed.
One-half cup extra virgin olive oil.
One-half cup white wine.
One-fourth cup scallions, thinly sliced.
(Can substitute one-half teaspoon onion powder for scallions.)
One cup chopped tomatoes (fresh or canned).
Four cups fresh baby spinach.
Four cups cooked and lightly oiled angel hair pasta.
Two tablespoons chopped fresh basil or oregano.
(Can substitute one tablespoon dried basil or oregano for fresh.)
One tablespoon seafood seasoning.
Two tablespoons chopped garlic.
One half cup butter.
Salt and pepper.
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Prepare pasta and heat spinach.
Toss shrimp and scallops with seasoning to coat well.
Preheat a large deep skillet on high heat.
Add olive oil and continue to heat 30 more seconds.
Add shrimp and scallops carefully to avoid splatter.
Sear all seafood for 20 seconds on each side.
Add garlic and wine.  Stir and scrape sides of skillet.
Cook to reduce liquid wine by a third.
Add tomatoes and scallions.
Reduce heat to medium.
Add basil or oregano.
Simmer for one minute.
Fold in cooked pasta and butter.
Remove from heat and fold in warm spinach.
More sauce can be created from wine, olive oil, tomato juice, etc.

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WARNING . . . DON'T READ THIS SEX PART and then complain later.

You first do your own showering, etc, and be ready for sexual maneuvers.

Then you start the food preparations before your woman is present.  For instance, I will do this tomorrow afternoon when my spouse is due to arrive home at around 2 PM.

When she arrives home, you take the lid off the deep skillet and have her take some large breaths in through her nose.  The smell is very intriguing and sexy.

Then while she is still standing, you perform manually to give her several pleasures, before sending her off to the showers and/or tub.  While there, she can use the hand held sprayer with a powerful single center stream option to achieve several more.  And/or she can use the Jacuzzi Jets to same effect.

Ask her to return wearing something sexy.  A very good choice is one of your blue men's shirts sans underwear.  Baby doll outfit with crotchless panties is great also.

Meanwhile, you keep working on the meal, set out the candles (two long slender candles have a very good romantic effect), place the matches nearby, get the music ready, set the table and arrange chairs in optimal positions, slice and butter the bread, open a bottle of white wine (Pinot Grigio preferred but Chardonnay works also) and pour some into two glasses.

When she returns to kitchen/dining area hand her the wine for a sip or two.  Then more manual work from you.  A very good position for quick and strong results is when she is leaning over the breakfast bar.  In this position, your thumb can have maximum effect on the G spot.  After first result, switch to fingers on C spot.  Repeat this cycle several times.  Don't whimp out and say your hand is getting tired.

You say what about your own pleasure . . . Hey, look, you are only going to have one (and that's going to occur a couple of hours later), whereas she can have dozens . . . so man-up here.

Then guide her into chair seat which has been covered with clean towel.  Light the candles, turn on the music, place the wine glasses and buttered bread on the table, fill plates at stove and bring to the table.

Put your chair very near to hers so that you can reach the important parts.  Don't get butter or sauce on the hand you will use several more times during the meal.  If she is capable (it takes quite a bit of practice for some women), she can squeeze her muscles to achieve results also and this procedure can be rotated with manual.

After the main meal, provide her with some chocolate or cheese cake along with some coffee or tea.

Then, on to the sofa with her in various positions to provide more pleasures for her.

Finally, off to the bed (king or at least queen size preferred) where you can think of yourself for the first time; but still,  don't neglect more for her.

[2tallbill]

[ML]

Hope some of you try this and report on whether you and your gal like it . . . the food part I mean.

[I/O]

Really.............

[Gator]

 

I suggest you consider becoming a testosterone donor. 

[tfcrew]

   Won mine over with her very first bowl of homemade Texas chili.
I even made some last night for our anniversary



1 lb of prime ground grain/grass fed Texas beef
1 can Ranch Style pinto beans
1 can chili ready diced tomatoes
1 can tomato sauce
1 chopped onion
3 tablespoons chili powder
Add water as needed
Does the trick

[BillyB]

One-half pound large (31-35 count or bigger) shrimp, peeled, deveined and rinsed.
One-half pound sea scallops, side muscles removed.

Some of the ingredients are expensive items and effort to prepare. If we substitute for cheaper items, will the after meal sex suffer?

Does the trick

We know what ML's trick gets a man. What does your trick get us?

[ML]

Some of the ingredients are expensive items and effort to prepare. If we substitute for cheaper items, will the after meal sex suffer?

Actually, you can substitute white chicken meat (chopped) for the shrimp.

Never noticed a difference in the sex after that substitution.

And, since a lot of things taste something like chicken, you might try them.  e.g. rabbit, frog legs, snake.

[ML]

Anyway, our meal went great last afternoon, and the other part also.

Then, we had tickets for symphony orchestra concert at 7:30PM.  A great day overall.

Tonight we go to wine tasting party.  But no lead up sex . . . at least for me.

Football watching will be my thingy, while Ochka makes some cherry filled piroshki to take.

[ML]

I suggest you consider becoming a testosterone donor.

I take Proscar and Flomax . . . both of which reduce production of testosterone and reduce interest in sex.

[Gator]

I take Proscar and Flomax . . . both of which reduce production of testosterone and reduce interest in sex.

Daily dose of Cialis will treat BPH and....