Russian Women Discussion
RWD Discussion Groups => Introductions and Ice-Breaker => Topic started by: krimster2 on December 09, 2019, 07:24:01 AM
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“Krimster is off on a bender. He's been there since high school.”
WTF is your problem?
Oh, I know!!!
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”....
right?
did I hurt your delicate little feelings?
awwww.........
your statement is terribly inaccurate!
I did not begin to self-medicate until I was in the US Army
and as a result of serving in Asia had EASY access
to “medications”
because I’m “medicated" right now...
what I see is some poor little fish gasping for oxygen in a small shrinking tidal pool
wondering if he should try one last jump to get out of the pool and back to the ocean...
JUMP LITTLE FISH JUMP!
what are you afraid of little fish?
you gonna die soon anyway, which ever choice you make...
so why not do the brave choice?
rather than just waiting for the end in the tidal pool
cuz let's face it, ya know how that’s gonna end right?
BUT....
but if you jump, you DON’T know how that ends....
hmmmmmmm........
so, if I was YOU, and thank GAWD I ain’t... no, seriously, spossiba Bog
I’d JUMP over to Ukraine this Christmas!
ummm hmmmmm....
just freaking go get your ticket on Travelocity RIGHT NOW!
and just freakin go!
but you won't do that...
cuz of that fear thing...
maybe even lack of curiosity, and lack of a few other things...
you'll stay in Mini Soda and look at the purty pictures of Russian wimmin....
and your brain will start squirmin.....
now won't it....
hmmmmmm........
you know I'm right......
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“Krimster is off on a bender. He's been there since high school.”
WTF is your problem?
Oh, I know!!!
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”....
right?
did I hurt your delicate little feelings?
awwww.........
Hey Buddy,
You know I love you. Can't wait until we're together again. But this Newbie, he doesn't know you like I do. And you know how jealous I can get......
Let's let him get his feet wet before we give him sophisticated and sometimes unintelligible responses. Better that he should learn some basics.
No one better on the forum for that than 2Tall. Give him a week and then you have free reign to tell him how you did it and what makes your point of view special. Of course you're right in what you said, but many people will not immediately understand the irony and/or the sarcasm.
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did you say love?
you tease...
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Since you started to state that you are bisexual we love you more on this forum Krim.
More people are interested in you... :welcome:
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non monsieur, I am not bisexual, MY WIFE IS...
big difference...
we have an agreement where I am the ONLY man in the relationship
but she is free to date other women and share them...
very simple, but I like it...
a small modest improvement over the more conventional marriage IMHO...
this tripod approach has been pretty stable surprisingly
compared to the more common bipod
and SERIOUSLY....
rolling around on the bed and tickling two beautiful naked Russian women is freakin awesome...
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Jone wants to take photos of you, Krimster ... but he won't ask permission and will share them, anyway ! ;) Not that you'd care :))
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I get performance anxiety with strangers...
I did not do well in Studio 54 back in the late 70s
and don't even get me started on having to deal with the old (40ish) gay geezers in the back where all the "dealing" was going on...
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non monsieur, I am not bisexual, MY WIFE IS...
big difference...
we have an agreement where I am the ONLY man in the relationship
but she is free to date other women and share them...
very simple, but I like it...
a small modest improvement over the more conventional marriage IMHO...
this tripod approach has been pretty stable surprisingly
compared to the more common bipod
and SERIOUSLY....
rolling around on the bed and tickling two beautiful naked Russian women is freakin awesome...
Krim, i tease you and you run ;D
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Krim, i tease you and you run ;D
Pat -- you hit a nerve ! Krim is so mixed up he does not know if he is an Arthur or a Martha !! :o :devil:
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Pat -- you hit a nerve ! Krim is so mixed up he does not know if he is an Arthur or a Martha !! :o >:D
+1
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mon dieu!
I find men’s bodies to be repulsive....
EWWWW....
when I was younger I had to deal with a LOT of unwanted attention from gay guys
cuz I looked like this....
I had to turn them down “politely” because these same guys were highly “connected”
but EWWWWWW, no....
just the thought of seeing all the body hair.... ugh....
my wife waxes my entire body below the neck and I am smooth as a mirror
I like the way my skin feels right after she waxes me!
and I walk around shirtless to let my skin cool
my wife and her girl friend will start teasing me by rubbing their hands ALL over my warm skin
and guess what?
THEY are the ones getting aroused....
and THEN me....
seriously, I have SEXUAL NIRVANA why would I be interested in what you propose with dewds?
RU cwazy!
ZZZZZzzzzzzz.......
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mon dieu!
I find men’s bodies to be repulsive....
EWWWW....
when I was younger I had to deal with a LOT of unwanted attention from gay guys
cuz I looked like this....
I had to turn them down “politely” because these same guys were highly “connected”
but EWWWWWW, no....
just the thought of seeing all the body hair.... ugh....
my wife waxes my entire body below the neck and I am smooth as a mirror
I like the way my skin feels right after she waxes me!
and I walk around shirtless to let my skin cool
my wife and her girl friend will start teasing me by rubbing their hands ALL over my warm skin
and guess what?
THEY are the ones getting aroused....
and THEN me....
seriously, I have SEXUAL NIRVANA why would I be interested in what you propose with dewds?
RU cwazy!
ZZZZZzzzzzzz.......
Maybe they start to give you unwanted attention because of the stripped shirts you wear?
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maybe...
maybe not...
ohhh. don't worry about me, I enjoy letting a couple of Russian wimmin have their way with me...
I'm like a sexual stunt-man
routinely doing activities most men would find too dangerous or too difficult...
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Krim Vi ni seriousnas co mnoiI tolka ochou pagamat tebe
To find out why so many usual people, bisexual or lovesamesexual so love you.
This a problem we need to discuss here all together, because you are the only you knowto have such problem.
We need more informations.
What happened to you when you were a child, no specific thing about this?
You don't let your fingers somewhere you shouldn't?
Krim drop on the sofa, it's time to really know your hidden personality.
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problem?
no...
I discovered my wife's hidden desires simply by watching her face when a beautiful woman wearing a thong passed by her at our hotel in Istanbul...
even though I had only known her for about a week, soon as I saw her unguarded expression, I knew straight away she was bisexual...
after we were together for awhile, she felt comfortable talking about it...
right away, i saw "the mutual benefits of cultural learnings" in such a relationship...
so later we made "a deal" about it...
maybe 10% of Russian women are bisexual in a way similar to my wife, so they're not easy to find...
because there's still a stigma attached to bisexuality in Russian culture
Russian women will not be open to discussing this when you first meet them...
so you have to learn how to be observant and watch for the signs...
the benefits to such a relationship are pretty obvious, and shouldn't need an explanation...
this is not for everyone, and sometimes it does get to be just a bit too much...
but it's NOT ever boring...
and believe it or not, sex with TWO women can be much better than sex with one, especially on your birthday and they go all out for you...
you guys have NO IDEA what that feels like, OMG!!!!
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....sex with TWO women can be much better than sex with one, especially on your birthday and they go all out for you...
you guys have NO IDEA what that feels like, OMG!!!!
AN OVERRATED MALE FANTASY
It this floats your boat, fine, but don't say "you guys have no idea."
If the two women are really into each other, there is little for me to do. Circling around them looking for an opportunity, awaiting to be summoned when something filling was needed, etc.
If the two are not really into this but doing it as a fun experiment or a gift or.....it is belittling to the woman. Let me explain this from the opposite perspective, a MMF. IMO it would have lessened the sense of intimacy in all of my loving relationships. When making out with another couple, the woman always pulled me away to something more intimate and private.
Now if the F in a MMF were a wild date with no potential for something enduring, sure, let's have some fun.
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“AN OVERRATED MALE FANTASY”
not for me...
four hands and two lips are better than half that...
that’s 6 total potential points of erogenous contact vrs 3...
and so with that kinda coverage....
I get every kinda “job” that there is ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!
and I mean everything, there isn’t ANY part of my anatomy that doesn’t get probed or fondled....
I just lie there helpless when they do that and stare up at their faces....
and I see a look of lust mixed with just a twinge of cruelty, VERY Russian looking...
so HOT...
plus you can use your sub as a fluffer for your dom and get her fired up this way...
so it's all good...
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AN OVERRATED MALE FANTASY
If the two women are really into each other, there is little for me to do.
Gator . . . recline on your back. One gal sits on your Johnson; the other sits on your face (make sure she is not too heavy and can control herself, or you will have to get new dentures.)
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Old but relevant joke:
Gal: So for your birthday, I will finally agree to a threesome.
Guy: OK, shall we go for a blonde or a redhead?
Gal: I don't care what color his hair is.
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Your 'info' on Russia being 'SO' reliable ... and my pointing it out seems to upset you .... :popcorn:
At least- since the lady that fed you that guff has dumped you - you have wised up - a LOT....;)
Your constant attempts to redefine reality is right out of the Putin/Trump tell a lie often enough and some will be dumb enough to believe it.
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :cluebat:
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Your constant attempts to redefine reality is right out of the Putin/Trump tell a lie often enough and some will be dumb enough to believe it.
:deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :cluebat:
I am a donkeys defender and I protest.
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I to am a member of the “Donkey Defense League”...
and am quick to jump to the aid of any abused donkey....
hello? what’s all this then?
ohhh... I see....
yes, the DDL has quite a file on that ‘strine fella called JayH....
according to this detailed dossier, he lives alone, so Donkeys aren’t the only thing he “beats”
if you “get my drift”....nudge...nudge...wink...wink...
i would hate to imagine JayH sitting on the edge of the bed doing this...
(no SERIOUSLY! I would REALLY hate to imagine this! ahhh my eyes...)
but, since he ain’t got no woman to call his own...
the dossier is likely correct about this...
his attitude towards Mobers clearly reflects his deep envy and jealousy....
my advice to JayH would be this...
“you are what you do”
if you would just find a woman
then you can quit jerking off
and as a direct result, you won’t BE a jerk-off like you are NOW!
I think you call it a wanker - or is that Pommy and not 'strine?
in Russia we'd call ya' a "delochik"
Crikey, put some effort into it cobber, what's the freaking "hold-up"?
c'mon man, it ain’t hard AT ALL finding a woman in Ukraine!
get over "your problems" and move on with your life cobber...
yellin at me or mobers ain't gonna really make ya feel any better...
hey sorry... don't cry....
look, now here's a couple of "fivers" please go and get yourself a bit to eat and don't spend it on drink...
smell ya later Jay (whew...not enough water in the ole billiwog to take a proper bath, this is a big problem for Jay out there in the outback with the wild dingos)
my mishna for the day folks!
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What becomes overly obvious to all about Krimster is that he has long ago overdosed on the green stuff. Take note-- for the places it is now legal -- use enough of this stuff and your brain can be as addled as Krims .
Throw in his posting fantasies designed to titilate the naive and satisfy his ego when he mistakedly believes that his posting bs is actually believed by anyone with a vestige of a brain.
Once again he makes an invented false lie about me and states it as a fact-- AGAIN --put your money where your mouth is cretin -- you are 200% coward -- tell a lie -repeat a lie -- that YOU have zero basis to know anything-- and you are not prepared to back it up with real $ .
Krim and Moby( really Moby --making a huge issue over $6.78 !!!) are both wannabees --they do have something in common( apart from being serial liars) -- neither of them were in Crimea when the Russians invaded in 2014 ! Now Krim-- What time have you spent in Ukraine since 2013? What is it-- 3 weeks? Of course you spent about the same amount of time in Russia pimping your daughter to some thiefs kid - and all that while she was "starring" at he NON ivy League school .
Krim you are a joke -- but not a funny one.No wonder you ran away ( even with your great big knife !!) when a few teenagers beat the crap out of you.
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What becomes overly obvious to all about Krimster is that he has long ago overdosed on the green stuff. Take note-- for the places it is now legal -- use enough of this stuff and your brain can be as addled as Krims .
Throw in his posting fantasies designed to titilate the naive and satisfy his ego when he mistakedly believes that his posting bs is actually believed by anyone with a vestige of a brain.
Once again he makes an invented false lie about me and states it as a fact-- AGAIN --put your money where your mouth is cretin -- you are 200% coward -- tell a lie -repeat a lie -- that YOU have zero basis to know anything-- and you are not prepared to back it up with real $ .
Krim and Moby( really Moby --making a huge issue over $6.78 !!!) are both wannabees --they do have something in common( apart from being serial liars) -- neither of them were in Crimea when the Russians invaded in 2014 ! Now Krim-- What time have you spent in Ukraine since 2013? What is it-- 3 weeks? Of course you spent about the same amount of time in Russia pimping your daughter to some thiefs kid - and all that while she was "starring" at he NON ivy League school .
Krim you are a joke -- but not a funny one.No wonder you ran away ( even with your great big knife !!) when a few teenagers beat the crap out of you.
Hey Hey Hey! In Moobs defense that was $6.92!
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Hey Hey Hey! In Moobs defense that was $6.92!
:ROFL:
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Hey Hey Hey! In Moobs defense that was $6.92!
I'll see you, and double it. I say $6.29! :devil:
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....“invented false lie about me”
a double negative, i.e. “a false lie” means it’s true...
so you “just confessed”....
so much for having a “vestige of a brain”
cuz even a vestigial brain wouldn’t write so poorly
“put your money where your mouth is”
please don’t try and compel me into making a bet with you over whether or not you masturbate
and then try into turn it into some kinda “gay thing”
ewwwww NO, this is SO WRONG......
I know money is tight for you now...
try getting a job as a wallmart greeter
on second thought, no...no....I forgot about your ”appearance”
ummmm, try giving blood
or dingo trapping
I spent 3 weeks in Crimea last year, it made my wife so depressed she doesn't want to go back again, so we don't...
here's a random pic from last year from the village of Shevchenko in Crimea now Russia which houses the old Rancho Del Krimster....
my most recent trip to Moscva was just a couple of months ago....and I'm spending the whole summer there with my oldest daughter who goes to Rice...
thank you for you interest in my life, you should try and figure out who I am on VK and catch me over there, I have 100 times more pictures there
BUT, all my posts are in Russian on VK, sorry...
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Trench
Elena Petrova's advice in likely 15 years old and I'm not even sure she owns 'Elenas' Models now..
There might be CYPRIOTS on the island of Cyprus ( very few Greeks ) and there is no such nation as 'South' Cyprus
Does Eve realise that you are one of the sites misogynists and clueless about women in general ?
Honestly you are a right old fart Mobe, you can get all fancy if you like but they are Greeks none the less no matter whether they call themselves Cypriots or Greek Cypriots they are in fact Greek of origin, speak Greek & write Greek, etc.
North & South Cyprus is what it is to us, they may term it the Republic of Cyprus and four oddball letters for the north it's all just pointless waffle, north & south split is what it is or Turkish North & Greek South.
I'm sure Elena's advice is as timeless and true 15 years ago as it is now. Russian, Ukrainian and Belorusian women want to get with a western man. Usually that is with some urgency, so why tell them a load of bull. Better as Elena has done is to tell them what is well received by most western men and will help them build a relationship with them.
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Is this another thread that Trench and Moby take over?
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Is this another thread that Trench and Moby take over?
I was not seeking to take over the thread, just to give my contribution, Mobe disagreed as usual. I have no problem with him doing so but both his disagreement and my disagreement of his disagreement contain information that was relevant to the thread/Eve and could of been of some value to her. I do find it somewhat unjust that my response was dragged off here while Mobe's wasn't. It makes it look like that I do not wish to contend Mobe's point and that I concede if there is no rebuttal present from myself.
Mobe is giving the impression that there is a race of people that are Cypriots, where in fact they are really just more Greeks. For Eve they might be a good catch as some have a good physical shape (the Greek Spear as they are known). They are also of the Orthodox faith, aren't the other side of the world and if she like hot weather will have it most of the year round. As said there is also a large Russian community there. The economy is better than it was too, still recovering a bit from the big banking etc stuff there but not too bad now, probably still way better than in Russia.
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Honestly you are a right old fart Mobe, you can get all fancy if you like but they are Greeks none the less no matter whether they call themselves Cypriots or Greek Cypriots they are in fact Greek of origin, speak Greek & write Greek, etc.
No... don't encourage them .... They( the Cypriots of 'Greek extraction - from 1000's of years ago ) are CYPRIOT - of Hellenic extraction ... They speak 'Greek' using different words and have a different accent ..
Americans speak 'English' ... are they 'English' ..?
North & South Cyprus is what it is to us,
No, only the RoC is a recognised nation - except by Turkey .. there is a UN Sec resolution re that ..
they may term it the Republic of Cyprus and four oddball letters for the north it's all just pointless waffle, north & south split is what it is or Turkish North & Greek South.
Have you actually been to the area of Cyprus not under the effective control of the recognised govt. ? The REAL CYPRIOTS - they have RoC passports
I'm sure Elena's advice is as timeless and true 15 years ago as it is now. Russian, Ukrainian and Belorusian women want to get with a western man. Usually that is with some urgency, so why tell them a load of bull. Better as Elena has done is to tell them what is well received by most western men and will help them build a relationship with them.
I'm sure it's not timeless and I've been going to the FSU since before the 'Iron Curtain' fell ( I was on biz trips - really ) .. In those days one could go to the bar and be surrounded by girls wanting to get to know you... because I was a western guy, single and NOT a misogynist.
I chose to marry a western lass - had kids and when I got divorced - remembered my time and was shocked (even in 2004 - first time in Russia -via the Pre -Baltic States I had been to before ) how many western guys had 'heard' about FSU W and how 'bored' FSU W were already of men who thought flashing a passport could land a 'hot date'
BTW - I was on a Visit one trip ... after 1 VM trip ( well two ladies ) to Kyiv in 2003 - I wised up ...
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wellllll now,
so here’s the deal, the Cypriot National Guard with support from the Hellenic Force in Cyprus
wanted Gabriel anti-ship missiles from Israel, but...
they wanted the radio frequencies changed
and...
they wanted to modify the missile's trajectory so they could hide the missiles on the far side of mountains and fire them over the top from the opposite direction
the stock Gabriel couldn’t do that...
I was subcontractor, but worked mostly in Israel on this...
I did visit “Kipper” and it’s AMAZING
if you’re British you feel right at home here, almost feels like South Africa or Australia and not the Mediterranean
a gazillion middle-aged British ex-pats plus some random Europeans
perfect freaking weather, just wow
boating, diving, fishing, metal detecting, hiking, biking, even skiing
didn't see too many hot women there, it's not Russia
but literally the worst tasting alcohol ever is Oozo
the people remind me of Latins, warm friendly, get mad easily, but more or less European in character just like any other white boys
the weather is so nice, you probably don't even need to heat or cool your house unless you live up in the mountains
if I lived there, I'd want a villa within walking distance to a marina
and I'd be out there trying to snag a big tuna
the sushi party I'd have would be legendary
people would hardly even remember the nude super models
because of being overshadowed by all the other events
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I can tell you HAVE been to Kip'r, Krim ;)
The govt also ordered S-300's but Turkey objected so they went to Greece !
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yeah, it's a REALLY nice place, I have a relative from the UK living there, her pension goes further there than in the UK
and the weather, what can you say...
I didn't go north to the border though
hung out in a place called "Polis" up in the hills
but now I'd want to be more on the beach
and the crystal clear med, so much nicer than the Black Sea
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Tell us again how Trump won't win. No wait! Better yet how Britain won't leave the EU! Oh those are just proof that Faux Pas is right. Go the opposite direction of Moobs. Even Trench outclasses you.
Again. Please keep posting 'business owner' us common folk are dying to laugh more :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
You would be the type to vote for 'Brexit and Trump '
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No... don't encourage them .... They( the Cypriots of 'Greek extraction - from 1000's of years ago ) are CYPRIOT - of Hellenic extraction ... They speak 'Greek' using different words and have a different accent ..
Americans speak 'English' ... are they 'English' ..?
No, only the RoC is a recognised nation - except by Turkey .. there is a UN Sec resolution re that ..
Have you actually been to the area of Cyprus not under the effective control of the recognised govt. ? The REAL CYPRIOTS - they have RoC passports
I'm sure it's not timeless and I've been going to the FSU since before the 'Iron Curtain' fell ( I was on biz trips - really ) .. In those days one could go to the bar and be surrounded by girls wanting to get to know you... because I was a western guy, single and NOT a misogynist.
I chose to marry a western lass - had kids and when I got divorced - remembered my time and was shocked (even in 2004 - first time in Russia -via the Pre -Baltic States I had been to before ) how many western guys had 'heard' about FSU W and how 'bored' FSU W were already of men who thought flashing a passport could land a 'hot date'
BTW - I was on a Visit one trip ... after 1 VM trip ( well two ladies ) to Kyiv in 2003 - I wised up ...
Well Mobe, it's all Greek to me :D
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ACTUALLY
'Greek' and Turkish