Blah, blah, blah Part XXXVI

[IvanM07]

You've been on the weed too long. I actually talked to you about that 18 months ago and you agreed, and am currently engaged. Chill out on whatever it is you're on or invest in a new Keyboard with a non sticky capslock

OMG!!!
are you freakin CRAZY!!!
you are seriously contemplating a PI?

that’s a tool in your dating arsenal is it?
clearly you are going to be a big danger to yourself and others...

you came to a scammer feeding ground my friend...
and now you are contemplating getting another scammer to help you deal with the first one...
let me just say this gently to you...
NO!!!

YOU ARE DOING THIS ALL WRONG!!!
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SELL YOU SHORTCUTS AND SCAM YOU
BUT SOMEHOW YOU THINK THAT IF YOU’RE SMARTER THAN THEM
YOU CAN OUTWIT THEM!!!

NO!!!
THE ONLY WAY TO WIN, IS NOT TO PLAY THE GAME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!

[jone]

It is, but some people want more answers and evidence and to make a choice with as much information as possible.

Two possibilities Exist, Either you used one and were scammed. Or you didn't use one but heard from a guy who knew a guy it didn't work.

In my Case all 3 times they worked, and had excellent information that I wouldn't have known about the family and Education and Work History. Get with the times, everyone is in some Database.

LOL.  Hope you don't have to do as much investigating to see what kind of sex the baby is.

[IvanM07]

LOL.  Hope you don't have to do as much investigating to see what kind of sex the baby is.

That's an easy variable to find out. She went to the OBGYN for the ultrasound on the 26th, but I appreciate the concern.

Edit: in retrospect in today's crazy society I guess I wont until they/them/xi decides.

[jone]

Always a good choice.   

[krimster2]

dear GOD!!!
the time machine worked!!!
it worked!!!

WTF are YOU talking 'bout Willis?
my comments weren't addressed to you but to photo apparat malchick..
so chillax

whatever you do, don't pull the "rubber chicken prank" in the delivery room like I did!!!
classic...

[IvanM07]

dear GOD
the time machine worked!!!
it worked!!!

Heeeyyyy! You went back and fixed the caps lock key!

[krimster2]

dewd, time travel is impossible!

[ML]

Hope you don't have to do as much investigating to see what kind of sex the baby is.

Mother and 5 year old daughter were talking.

Daughter:  Mom, did you want a boy or a girl?

Mother:  I just wanted a back rub.

[msmob]

Trench, stop giving advice. You suck at it.


HDL

Poor 'ol Trench, even a total idiot has your number

[IvanM07]

Or I KNOW this area, speak the lingo well enough to do my own 'checking' in a chat with the lady - without the need for a 'terp and recognise a chap - who should listen to those who know, better


You were fed what they allowed you ...

You're adorable. MOB. Face it you've been out of telecom almost as long as I've been alive. I do Cyber Security l was born after the Berlin wall fell was on teen chat when I was 9 in 1999, therefore know anyone can be anyone and don't trust anyone. Get a new MO, the guy that did everything and has the tshirt worked before the internet was a thing. Heck, in another thread you didnt even know what a JUUL was. Up your Google-fu.

[msmob]

Yawn...

I speak the Queen's English, my numpty 'cousin' from across the pond..  probably you'd be the sort
I'd turn away when seeking work..


You are beyond help

[krimster2]

“....I was on teen chat when I was 9 in 1999,”

great qualifications!
I am in awe!
be sure to include it in the bullet list on the top of your resume!

while you were in teen chat I was doing the VHDL design of a full custom SOC for a startup company called Telecruz in silicon valley...

my own design
of a dual-core MIPS instruction set compatible CPU coupled to a 2D video accelerator with PAL/NTSC output plus all other I/O on chip...
this chip cost less than $7 to make in large QTY back then at TSMC in Taiwan

booted it up in “OpenTV” and wrote the network and graphics drivers myself and did the network integration down to the modem level...

this first design was for an Internet enabled TV like WebTV...for European customers...

so more than 20 years ago, I could design chips like this and do the driver level firmware in c++
while you were chatting about which pokemon you liked more...

this is the foundation, for where I am now...
just like chatting about pokemon is likely your foundation where you are now...
cybersecurity BTW is basically auditing...
you're working a couple of levels away from the MORE TECHNICAL people who actually code this stuff for a living...
so get REAL about your so called "expertise" son...

[IvanM07]

Yawn...

I speak the Queen's English, my numpty 'cousin' from across the pond..  probably you'd be the sort
I'd turn away when seeking work..


You are beyond help

Hahaha adorable. Rant some more about brexiteers and be proven wrong.  That's always a laugh.

“....I was on teen chat when I was 9 in 1999,”

great qualifications!
I am in awe!
be sure to include it in the bullet list on the top of your resume!

while you were in teen chat I was doing the VHDL design of a full custom SOC for a startup company called Telecruz in silicon valley...

my own design
of a dual-core MIPS instruction set compatible CPU coupled to a 2D video accelerator with PAL/NTSC output plus all other I/O on chip...
this chip cost less than $7 to make in large QTY back then at TSMC in Taiwan

booted it up in “OpenTV” and wrote the network and graphics drivers myself and did the network integration down to the modem level...

this first design was for an Internet enabled TV like WebTV...for European customers...

so more than 20 years ago, I could design chips like this and do the driver level firmware in c++
while you were chatting about which pokemon you liked more...

this is the foundation, for where I am now...
just like chatting about pokemon is likely your foundation where you are now...
cybersecurity BTW is basically auditing...
you're working a couple of levels away from the people who actually code this stuff for a living...
so get REAL about your so called "expertise" son...

Get off the weed bro, your fantasies are just deplorably depressing now. If that ever was your claim to fame you're now far far away from that now: http://www.topocr.com/

[krimster2]

that's just ONE out of more than a dozen web sites that shows products I have created bro, thanks!!!
must be all the damn weed I smoke...it must act like a stimulant!

but then because I don't work for low wage jobs that require drug testing - I don't get tested and can do WTF I want, unlike you...who has to "follow the rules"...
so please spare us all your juvenile responses, I've raised kids, I've already gotten my share of this...
if I were you, I'd save em for a couple of years from now, when you're probably REALLY going to need them...
divorces are NASTY!!!
and I just have a "feeling" about you...
and I'm rarely wrong with those feelings...
so go ahead and fling your silly-assed juvenile insults boy they're too little to bother me
because I see the long road ahead of you
and I don't think you're gonna make it all the way down to the end...
hmmmm.... hmmmmmmm...

[IvanM07]

that's just ONE out of more than a dozen web sites that features products I have created bro, thanks!!!
must be all the damn weed I smoke...it must act like a stimulant!

but then because I don't work for low wage jobs that require drug testing - I don't get tested and can do WTF I want, unlike you...who has to "follow the rules"...
so please spare me your juvenile responses son...
I'd save em for a couple of years from now, when you're probably REALLY going to need them...
divorces are NASTY
and I just have a "feeling" about you...

Man the X-Filed has been off for a while, give me a new Conspiracy. We need boots on the ground with Krim helping while commanding his tech Empire lol.

[krimster2]

gosh, someone else has come up with the novel approach of looking at past posts for "ammunition"...
wow! amazing skillz!
what a brainiac
Zzzzzzz!

I'm curious how long you think it will be before you realize your marriage is going to crash and burn?
my guess is first year!
shall I tell you what your first warning sign will be, or should I just leave it as a surprise?
frankly, I'm kinda leaning on the "leaving it as a surprise"...
yeah, you ARE funny...
just NOT the way you think or will want to be...
but still FUNNY!!

[IvanM07]

gosh, someone else has come up with the novel approach of looking at past posts for "ammunition"...
wow! amazing skillz!
what a brainiac
Zzzzzzz!

I'm curious how long you think it will be before you realize your marriage is going to crash and burn?
my guess is first year!
shall I tell you what your first warning sign will be, or should I just leave it as a surprise?
frankly, I'm kinda leaning on the "leaving it as a surprise"...
yeah, you ARE funny...
just NOT the way you think or will want to be...
but still FUNNY!!

Hahahaha Krim, you're projecting, I dont know a thing about your personal life, so I won't postulate on your marriage, but based on the wild things you post I assume much of your life leaves much to be desired.

Thanks for the laughs chief.

[jone]

Krim,

You seem to be the doomsayer on here.   Everyone's life is sh&t but your own.   And to most of the rest of the forum, your self described life is anathema. 

You can have your own opinions, but I believe IvanM07 will have a joyous marriage and I wish him the best.  And, I note, that Daddyhood will change his life.

Too bad you don't have it in you to wish the best for the people you correspond with.

[krimster2]

no projection
just detection!

look jivin' Ivan
I am going to make a prediction about you..
my prediction is "that you are going to fail HARD..."
and there is a pretty good chance I'm right...
yeah there is...
so why are you laughing at me boy?
I've already won the contest that you're just starting to fail at and have ALL THE TROPHIES...
you haven't even started yet...
yeah, HAHAHAHA
NO, THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS!!!!

[IvanM07]

Krim,

You seem to be the doomsayer on here.   Everyone's life is sh&t but your own.   And to most of the rest of the forum, your self described life is anathema. 

You can have your own opinions, but I believe IvanM07 will have a joyous marriage and I wish him the best.  And, I note, that Daddyhood will change his life.

Too bad you don't have it in you to wish the best for the people you correspond with.

Jone,

I know we havent seen eye to eye on everything except politics, but I've always respected your advice. It always seemed to come from a place of helping not towering over as others do.

I hope you are right, if my dad is correct it changed him a lot for the better having 2 boys even though it gave him Gray hairs early! And TBH we should always be looking to change for the better, certainly myself included.

[IvanM07]

no projection
just detection!

look jivin' Ivan
I am going to make a prediction about you..
my prediction is "that you are going to fail HARD..."
and there is a pretty good chance I'm right...
yeah there is...
so why are you laughing at me boy?
I've already won the contest that you're just starting to fail at and have ALL THE TROPHIES...
you haven't even started yet...
yeah, HAHAHAHA
NO, THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGHS!!!!

Damn, you broke the caps lock again....

[krimster2]

DOES IT... ANNOY YOU?
MY BAD!!!

BUT THINK HOW ANNOYED YOU'RE GOING TO BE WHEN MY PREDICTION ABOUT YOUR FUTURE TURNS OUT TO BE CORRECT!
I'M GUESSING THAT THERE ARE SOME TINY LITTLE CRACKS APPEARING ALREADY...
DID YOU NOTICE?

[msmob]

I am PROUD not to 'know' what a JUJU is...

Being from the side of pond the diesn't speak / spell English phonetically)

[IvanM07]

I am PROUD not to 'know' what a JUJU is...

Being from the side of pond the diesn't speak / spell English phonetically)

Hey bud keep on keeping on being in the 80s, I'm proud of you. I'd have said 90s but then google was a thing then.

[IvanM07]

DOES IT... ANNOY YOU?
MY BAD!!!

BUT THINK HOW ANNOYED YOU'RE GOING TO BE WHEN MY PREDICTION ABOUT YOUR FUTURE TURNS OUT TO BE CORRECT!
I'M GUESSING THAT THERE ARE SOME TINY LITTLE CRACKS APPEARING ALREADY...
DID YOU NOTICE?

Cracks? In your sanity? Yes.

Annoy me? Adorbs.

Keep on keeping on babygirl.