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SANDRO43 · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2015, 04:54:47 PM »

Quote from: Anotherkiwi on December 06, 2015, 04:52:21 PM

Why not the obvious?

Because it's too obvious, obviously

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SANDRO43 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2015, 05:10:08 PM »

I look on my desk at that skull,
and admit it appears rather dull.
I fired him a bullet,
That sever'd his gullet,
Sexier living, I'm beginning to mull.

2tallbill · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2015, 12:51:07 PM »

Caption this !!

Faux Pas · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2015, 01:18:27 PM »

Caitlyn said "see"

2tallbill · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2015, 01:43:01 PM »

I meant I wanted to see your legal briefs

jone · « **Reply #30 on:** December 08, 2015, 01:45:18 PM »

See! I told you that what I was doing was NOT indecent exposure. I still have my panties on. If I had taken them off, that would be indecent exposure.

2tallbill · « **Reply #31 on:** December 08, 2015, 01:51:33 PM »

She tends to butt in while I'm talking

I think she misunderstood the meaning of a hung jury

Noch1 · « **Reply #32 on:** December 08, 2015, 03:42:14 PM »

Yes I really meant, KISS my ASS

ML · « **Reply #33 on:** December 08, 2015, 03:50:45 PM »

You may be able to see my lips, but you can't see my vagina.

2tallbill · « **Reply #34 on:** December 08, 2015, 03:56:05 PM »

Yes, this is the only way to tell if she has Zachary's disease. That's
the disease where your face looks ex-zachary like your ass.

Faux Pas · « **Reply #35 on:** December 08, 2015, 04:07:12 PM »

Quote from: 2tallbill on December 08, 2015, 03:56:05 PM

Yes, this is the only way to tell if she has Zachary's disease. That's
the disease where your face looks ex-zachary like your ass.

Wins hands down

Noch1 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 08, 2015, 04:23:31 PM »

Quote from: Faux Pas on December 08, 2015, 04:07:12 PM

Wins hands down

no in fairness, we would need to see this from the Judges angle

Noch1 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 08, 2015, 04:24:18 PM »

If photo was taken 10 seconds later.
we would see judges score, I'm guessing
3.0

Brasscasing · « **Reply #38 on:** December 08, 2015, 05:18:43 PM »

...and it was at this point the policeman said "It's my job to protect your ass, not kiss it, ma'am" and wrote me the ticket, Your Honour...

Brass

2tallbill · « **Reply #39 on:** December 08, 2015, 06:20:36 PM »

It was the famous case of Ho vs. Wade

Ma'am that's not what I meant by presenting your rebuttal

I think I see a few holes in your last argument.

ML · « **Reply #40 on:** December 08, 2015, 09:16:44 PM »

As you can plainly see Your Honor, there is not a cob up there.

2tallbill · « **Reply #41 on:** December 19, 2015, 12:16:49 AM »

Caption this

Here are a couple

Bull: Does this sword match my horns?

Bull: See these things between my legs? they are called balls,
it's time for you to grow a pair!

Noch1 · « **Reply #42 on:** December 19, 2015, 05:22:08 AM »

Come on Pedro, you can do it. We will put on a good show really

The Natural · « **Reply #43 on:** December 19, 2015, 04:36:39 PM »

"You don't want to play anymore?
BULL-SHIT"

2tallbill · « **Reply #44 on:** December 19, 2015, 04:56:15 PM »

My name is Bulltigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die

SANDRO43 · « **Reply #45 on:** December 19, 2015, 06:43:21 PM »

Yes, it's bull market, man - you shouldn't have sold all those shares because your portfolio manager at Lehman Bros. told you to then, you stupid sucker

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Lily · « **Reply #46 on:** December 20, 2015, 08:34:19 AM »

Love the thread!

please keep it going!

"Every woman plays her best cards"

2tallbill · « **Reply #47 on:** December 20, 2015, 09:25:09 AM »

¡Moo!

There is a reason they don't say "he was hung like a matador"

So you took your matador course online?

2tallbill · « **Reply #48 on:** December 21, 2015, 05:26:18 PM »

Caption this:

Gator · « **Reply #49 on:** December 21, 2015, 05:38:22 PM »

Quote from: 2tallbill on December 19, 2015, 04:56:15 PM

Just my bad luck. SNORT! I get my chance to shine on stage, and the competition committee assigns me a gay matador who weakens at the sight of blood.

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