Author Topic: Topic of the day (topic of the day lasts three days before it gets changed) (Read 33792 times)

2tallbill · « **on:** November 27, 2015, 04:23:26 PM »

This is a fun thread, nothing serious and no panties should get caught in a bind.

I will post an answer this question or a caption this photo or something along those
lines. If three days has past then anyone is free to do the same. Please keep it light
and humorous.

Bill

2tallbill · « **Reply #1 on:** November 27, 2015, 04:27:40 PM »

Name a top lie that women tell.............

I'll go first

1. Size doesn't matter
2. I don't know
3. I'll be ready in 5 minutes

Brasscasing · « **Reply #2 on:** November 27, 2015, 05:00:33 PM »

Quote from: 2tallbill on November 27, 2015, 04:27:40 PM

Name a top lie that women tell.............

I'll go first

1. Size doesn't matter
2. I don't know
3. I'll be ready in 5 minutes

4. It was on sale
5. That was great!
6. I'm fine

jone · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2015, 05:15:54 PM »

The check's in my mouth.

2tallbill · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2015, 05:28:04 PM »

I never do this on a first date.
I promise I won't get mad
I'm over him
I've moved on.

I've never tried _____________ (list sexual experience here) before

ML · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2015, 11:23:17 AM »

You will like the taste of this.
I am having my period.
Of course I can park a car.
I will never gain any weight.

ML · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2015, 11:24:50 AM »

Quote from: jone on November 27, 2015, 05:15:54 PM

The check's in my mouth.

What ! ?

ML · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2015, 11:25:41 AM »

I'm still waiting to hear about the 'tropic' of the day.

jone · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2015, 11:35:32 AM »

Quote from: ML on November 30, 2015, 11:24:50 AM

What ! ?

Guess you've never heard that joke.........

2tallbill · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2015, 11:53:09 AM »

Caption this:

jone · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2015, 11:56:17 AM »

This is even better than a Poodle Party!

ML · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2015, 12:05:33 PM »

I see the buns; I can provide the wiener.

jone · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2015, 12:22:45 PM »

Reminds me of Animal House: Oh, Boy! This is gonna be great!!!!

Noch1 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2015, 12:32:10 PM »

I am going to put my nose where you never will, she will rub my ears for it

2tallbill · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2015, 01:20:13 PM »

I hope they like doggie style
Looks like Scooby snacks to me!
The dawg days of summer

Anotherkiwi · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2015, 05:42:50 PM »

Quote from: 2tallbill on November 30, 2015, 11:53:09 AM

Caption this:

Dunno about an actual caption, but the skin colour of the girl directly behind the dog makes this a perfect copy of the old Coppertone ad!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coppertone_(sunscreen)

2tallbill · « **Reply #16 on:** December 05, 2015, 04:28:40 PM »

Caption this:

2tallbill · « **Reply #17 on:** December 05, 2015, 04:31:20 PM »

1. It's a little late to forge a suicide note
2. Dear Diary he tasted like chicken
3. Jeffery Dahmers mother making her grocery list

ML · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2015, 05:43:47 PM »

I told you what I would do if you kept focking my sister.

I always thought this was your little head.

They will never find the rest of your body parts that I scattered around.

Noch1 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2015, 05:36:34 AM »

15th anniversary, you been a great husband, quiet and always home

Faux Pas · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2015, 06:18:09 AM »

He was so very rich but I loved him for his mind

Brasscasing · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2015, 10:27:03 AM »

"I know you've been waiting to see the Doctor for quite a while but he's asked me to document your symptoms before he sees you."

Brass

2tallbill · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2015, 12:39:34 PM »

He planned to go on a visit many trip, but she helped him change his mind.

No Miss Keller, that isn't your bowling ball

My pen pal sent me a cool paperweight, but he doesn't write to me anymore

He answered "k" to one of my texts

I don't know which is worse, using her exhusbands skull as a paperweight?
or his scrotum as a scrunchy?

jone · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2015, 01:22:12 PM »

Honey, I miss you. But you were a real bone head.

Anotherkiwi · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2015, 04:52:21 PM »

Why not the obvious?

"Alas! Poor Yorick - I knew him well!"

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