Time for some Humor!!

[mendeleyev]

Olga, that was a good one. Here are some "free pussy" signs for our friend from Italy.



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[ML]

I don't claim to know too much about lifesaving . . .
but if anyone is going to bring this guy back to life, my money is on the girl on the right.

[Jumper]

For the Aussies among  us

[The Natural]

For Germans: Toten Transport.

[calmissile]

Ukraine men are strong!

[ML]

Ukraine men are strong!

I knew Cialis could provide a lot of tensile strength, but this was
 quite impressive. 

I might try this sometime; perhaps start with horizontal position and then
work my way up.

Maybe get me one of them thar European or New Zealand health insurance plans first.

I wonder if this will make it as a standard Olympic event in the future.

[Belvis]

Ukraine men are strong!

From technical point of view  the win belongs to the girl. In this clip the Ukraine woman is strong! And the man demonstrated just endurance.

[Anotherkiwi]

I knew Cialis could provide a lot of tensile strength, but this was
 quite impressive. 

I might try this sometime; perhaps start with horizontal position and then
work my way up.

Maybe get me one of them thar European or New Zealand health insurance plans first.

I wonder if this will make it as a standard Olympic event in the future.

How many times do I have to tell you - we don't need health insurance! 

[The Natural]

How many times do I have to tell you - we don't need health insurance! 

Hahaha.

[ML]

Real life is better than action movies.

Watch the 10 second ad; and then the action starts.
 
The repo gal has some great lines.
 

[TheTraveler]

classic, ml!

[Daveman]

classic, ml!

Especially the last lines.. lol...

[Anotherkiwi]

Especially the last lines.. lol...

But what did she say at the end?     I couldn't understand a word of it!
 
You know the saying...two countries divided by a common language!

[ML]

Driver said:  You were supposed to be my backup.

Gal said:  I was your backup.  You got backup off your ass after I hit the guy with the wrench.

Note:  Maybe not word for word; but the gist of it.

Second Note:  She is not speaking standard American English.  It is ghetto English.

[Gator]

But what did she say at the end?     I couldn't understand a word of it!
 
You know the saying...two countries divided by a common language!

Obviously ML was not raised in the South as he missed the colorful play with words in the  language of the bro's.   A word by word replay:
 
Man:  You were 'pose to be my backup.
 
Woman:  I was you backup.  Didn't your ass get back up after I knocked his ass out.

[Anotherkiwi]

Driver said:  You were supposed to be my backup.

Gal said:  I was your backup.  You got backup off your ass after I hit the guy with the wrench.

Note:  Maybe not word for word; but the gist of it.

Second Note:  She is not speaking standard American English.  It is ghetto English.

Obviously ML was not raised in the South as he missed the colorful play with words in the  language of the bro's.   A word by word replay:
 
Man:  You were 'pose to be my backup.
 
Woman:  I was you backup.  Didn't your ass get back up after I knocked his ass out.

Thank you both!

[ML]

Ukrainian Bartender on Talent Show  He is really good!!  http://www.youtube.com/embed/60GJ0dJ1xmE?rel=0

[ML]

German shepherds love soda water.  http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=f309fSTWYo4

[Shadow]

German shepherds love soda water.  http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=f309fSTWYo4

One has to wonder what is weirder: The original trick or that an American posts a rerun from a British show that was on Dutch TV...

[Gator]

One has to wonder what is weirder: The original trick or that an American posts a rerun from a British show that was on Dutch TV...

....and punctuated with Japanese.  Proves that good comedy is universal.  I appreciated it, perhaps because I love dogs.
 
Not as remarkable or hilarious as the Alsatians with soda water, yet this English Bulldog reminds me of some posters at RWD, i. e. dog with a bone, or in this case bulldog with a new wading pool.
 
http://www.dogwork.com/ihopk8/
 
 

[ML]

Some men have long proclaimed:

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

Now, women are saying:

Why buy the pig when all you get is a little sausage.

= = = = =

And, on a related note:

It's not premarital sex, if you aren't planning to get married.

[Gator]

 
I don’t claim to know much about life saving...But if anyone is going to                   
bring this guy back to life, my money is on the girl on                   the right…

[Eduard]

German shepherds love soda water.  http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=f309fSTWYo4

Funny, I have 2 females and 1 male GSD and the male also loves to attack and bite water coming out of the hose. Here is the pic of my 3 dogs.

[Belvis]

I heard this toast many years ago but never ventured to repeat it at the celebrations, though I'd like sometimes. May be you'll be bolder than me. Here it is:

I wish you'll die. [make a pause]
Not now, but 50 years later.
And not of the natural causes, but fell from the hands of a jealous husband.
And not under marital suspicion, but because of the real actions.

[Eduard]

I heard this toast many years ago but never ventured to repeat it at the celebrations, though I'd like sometimes. May be you'll be bolder than me. Here it is:

I wish you'll die. [make a pause]
Not now, but 50 years later.
And not of the natural causes, but fell from the hands of a jealous husband.
And not under marital suspicion, but because of the real actions.

I'd change the finale to: "die of natural causes on top of a beautiful SINGLE woman ))" But that's just me