Time for some Humor!!

[Lily]

[Noch1]

Whats scary looking at that is how many in this part of the world fall in to the last section,
I feel ok, I am in the middle group, wife also, she is close to the first group
Life style.

[Muzh]

A picture or it never happened. 

[Noch1]

A picture or it never happened. 

You wanna see a picture of my stomach, This concerns me slightly.
Hey each to their own, as Sienfelt said.
"Not that there is anything wrong with that"

[Lily]

Whats scary looking at that is how many in this part of the world fall in to the last section,
I feel ok, I am in the middle group, wife also, she is close to the first group
Life style.

I think that by now I must be around 22-23%

[ML]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your habit. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said,

'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'

The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied,

'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls . . . I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.' 
 

[Muzh]

I think that by now I must be around 22-23%

Lily, you should stop teasing all the guys here.
 
First, you wanted THAT red dress. Now this. 

[ML]

Easier humor . . . but probably not for non-natives

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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation..
 "He's a funeral director," she answered.
 "Interesting," the newsman thought... He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
 After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
 The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
 
READY?

She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

= = = = = = =

Now go cat go!!  Carl Perkins

[ML]

And they say we are shallow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jh06_ePtmbw

[Anotherkiwi]

And they say we are shallow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jh06_ePtmbw

Love it!

[Anotherkiwi]

Easier humor . . . but probably not for non-natives

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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation..
 "He's a funeral director," she answered.
 "Interesting," the newsman thought... He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
 After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
 The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
 
READY?

She smiled and explained,
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

= = = = = = =

Now go cat go!!  Carl Perkins

Was she wearing blue suede shoes? 

[Lily]

And they say we are shallow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jh06_ePtmbw

No Russian woman would call a guy shallow because he is attracted to her really beautiful legs.

[Larry1]

No Russian woman would call a guy shallow because he is attracted to her really beautiful legs.

Yet another reason we love RW.

[Larry1]

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan State?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

[ML]

Larry, get out a measuring tape, and see what you can determine as to (worthwhile) positions if the M on sweater comes out as W on the chest of partner.

Well, yeah, if you allow for a record setting neck length.

[ML]

When Ochka was talking to some of her family on Skype this morning; I got in on the coversation briefly and said:

"Is Yanokovich at your house?"

They got a big laugh out of that.

[Lily]

 
Happy Men's Day

[calmissile]

Very cute Lily.

[SANDRO43]

If they're not chicken, it looks as if some of their genre endowments have been removed prior to exposure on the sales counter .

[Wayne]

If she was from MIchigan State University, there would be a large green block "S" not a "M" on the sweatshirt. If you rotate a "S" 180 degrees, it still looks almost the same.
  S
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[Wayne]

[Muzh]

Go Spartans.

[jone]

From a Wisconsin Badger:  A Spartan is nothing but a used Trojan.

[Muzh]

From a Wisconsin Badger:  A Spartan is nothing but a used Trojan.

LMFAO
 
Never heard of that but coming from the Big 10, I'm not surprised.

[Lily]

 
Have you ever had one of those days?