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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2800 on: March 20, 2019, 08:16:11 AM »
Nice shot!




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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2801 on: March 20, 2019, 10:04:56 AM »
I missed the 'humour'....

I sometimes wonder if the despaeados who take upskirt and such shots ...or those that repost them have daughters.....or lives

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2802 on: March 20, 2019, 03:42:57 PM »
I missed the 'humour'....I sometimes wonder if the despaeados who take upskirt and such shots ...or those that repost them have daughters.....or lives
You missed the humor? So? Anyway, I was wondering..what is a "despaeados". I did look it up and couldn't find it.
Regarding re-posting...the picture has been re-posted millions of times by living people. Most likely..many of them have daughters.

 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2803 on: March 20, 2019, 05:17:13 PM »
Anyway, I was wondering..what is a "despaeados".
It's probably desperados, a simplification of desesperados (desperate men).
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2804 on: March 20, 2019, 05:50:30 PM »
It's probably desperados....
I know. I just wanted to shine him on...a failure to apply spell check.

A woman tells her husband that women are better at multi-tasking than men. He told her to just sit down and shut up. Guess what? She couldn't do either one.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2805 on: March 20, 2019, 06:08:10 PM »
How to speak Irish...Take these words--Whale..oil..beef..hooked. And then say them all together --Whaleoilbeefhooked
There you go.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2806 on: March 21, 2019, 02:36:39 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2807 on: March 21, 2019, 06:46:29 PM »
I apologize if this may be old. 

OLD GUYS

The banker saw his old friend Tom, a near eighty-year-old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife two years ago, and rumor had it that he was marrying a Ukrainian  'mail order' bride.
 
Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was.
 
The banker then asked Tom about the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'
 
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by a nearly eighty-year-old man.
 
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy without marital stress, the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
 
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one right away.
 
A few months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. 'How's the new wife ' asked the banker.
 
Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
 
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'
 
Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2808 on: March 21, 2019, 06:54:32 PM »
Never knew you were a rancher, Gator!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2809 on: March 21, 2019, 08:43:22 PM »

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by a nearly eighty-year-old man.

A good joke.

However, there is a myth embedded.

Many young women (and women of all ages) don't have a large or even small appetite for sex.

As to 80 year old men . . . not too sure as I haven't tried any of them.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2810 on: March 21, 2019, 09:03:05 PM »
It's probably desperados, a simplification of desesperados (desperate men).

Desperate sados..

They often use safety in numbers as an 'excuse'...

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2811 on: March 22, 2019, 11:49:11 AM »
I apologize if this may be old.............................................. 
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by a nearly eighty-year-old man.
Might be OK if he removes his dentures :rolleyes:
 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2812 on: March 22, 2019, 12:23:20 PM »




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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2813 on: March 23, 2019, 06:17:57 PM »
Might be OK if he removes his dentures

No, dentures do not interfere for the man.
Teeth can be used to gently bite the clitoris; try it sometime.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2814 on: March 25, 2019, 11:39:00 AM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2815 on: March 25, 2019, 12:15:58 PM »



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2816 on: March 25, 2019, 12:23:01 PM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
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There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2817 on: March 25, 2019, 07:03:57 PM »
 :popcorn:


Ah yes...the smell of diesel fumes..

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2818 on: March 25, 2019, 08:05:20 PM »
Probably not all understand what 'motorboating' means.

http://preply.com/en/question/motorboat-slang-word
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2819 on: March 25, 2019, 11:00:51 PM »
Jeez,

When will  you ex colonials stop screwing around with the Queen's English..!?


Thanks for the translation, ML
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2820 on: March 26, 2019, 11:45:49 AM »
Jeez,

Moby,

It's time for you to post something humorous in this thread. 
I know you come across something funny from time to time
post it here and let others have a laugh. 

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2821 on: March 26, 2019, 11:53:02 AM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2822 on: March 26, 2019, 12:50:43 PM »
Moby,

It's time for you to post something humorous in this thread. 
I know you come across something funny from time to time
post it here and let others have a laugh.

Beel,

My humour does not extend to posting photos of scantily clad ladies that I do not know, personally, and I rarely share 'jokes' - even with friends ..   

I'll leave it to other members to entertain themselves ..

You should be studying Geography or suing your school teacher... but I love your dating threads and family stuff ;)



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2823 on: March 26, 2019, 01:18:34 PM »
Beel,
You should be studying Geography or suing your school teacher...

Moby,

That's funny,

Besides my school teachers are protected by the statute of limitations



Beel,
but I love your dating threads and family stuff ;)

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2824 on: March 26, 2019, 07:00:46 PM »
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me, again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?"
I asked. Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested, I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her.

I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.
She replied, "Are you nuts? You're 87-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.
Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

"Oh man, am I in trouble," I said, "I signed up for five jumps a week!"
The line went dead.

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