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Florida girl pries open alligator's jaws to set herself free
« Reply #275 on: May 08, 2017, 07:24:00 PM »
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Florida girl pries open alligator's jaws to set herself free from attack

A 10-year-old Florida girl was attacked by an alligator while sitting in shallow water, but her quick and calm thinking saved her life.
The girl pried open the 8-foot-9-inch reptile's mouth to fee her leg after it lunged at her on Saturday at the designated swimming area of an Orlando-area park, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission reports.
A lifeguard was on duty when the attack happened and four of the girl's family members were present.
Officials from Florida Fish and Wildlife found the gator and killed it.

http://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/05/08/florida-girl-pries-open-alligators-jaws-to-set-herself-free-fro/22076479/
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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #276 on: May 08, 2017, 10:48:07 PM »
In the light of some tests done on Crocs and Aligators - IN FLORIDA - re strength of bite - she must has done something to ;persuade; the animal to 'open up' - as it seems unlikely a human could find the strength?!

The tests were done on animals 2 times as large.. with an Aussie Salty Croc coming out with a bite force nearly 20 times that of an adult human .....

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/03/120315-crocodiles-bite-force-erickson-science-plos-one-strongest/



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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #278 on: May 10, 2017, 02:16:46 PM »
Really bizarre!
You won't hear this one on the nightly news...

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A Florida man accused of murdering his girlfriend claims she accidentally choked to death....

http://nypost.com/2017/05/09/murder-suspect-tries-big-penis-defense-and-it-might-work/
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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #279 on: May 16, 2017, 04:32:48 PM »
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took place in Florida
« Reply #281 on: May 23, 2017, 04:48:58 PM »
Really bizarre!
You won't hear this one on the nightly news...

http://nypost.com/2017/05/09/murder-suspect-tries-big-penis-defense-and-it-might-work/


Man acquitted after using oral sex defense.

Richard Henry Patterson, the Margate man (yes it's in Florida) who initially
claimed his girlfriend choked to death during oral sex, was found not guilty
Monday of second-degree murder.

read all about it here
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fl-reg-gag-defense-murder-trial-closings-20170522-story.html
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Yes it took place in Florida
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Yes it took place in Florida
« Reply #283 on: May 23, 2017, 05:18:22 PM »
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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #285 on: May 24, 2017, 09:07:01 AM »

http://www.gazettextra.com/20170515/complaint_man_threatened_to_shoot_off_his_penis_after_argument_with_wife?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
“If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off,” ...
Ahorner admitted to drinking a 12-pack of beer the day of the incident.


 

 He just might be a redneck :rolleyes:
 
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Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #286 on: December 21, 2017, 02:26:08 PM »
Do you want to change occupations and join in doing circumcision's
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Unfortunately you can no longer buy a do it yourself circumcision
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Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #287 on: December 21, 2017, 02:28:19 PM »
Man afraid of Tasmanian Devil says father-in-law terrorized him with bushy toupee

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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #288 on: January 10, 2018, 08:59:44 AM »
Surely she should have known better than to change
the channel during the game.
Man kills wife for changing the channel
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/jan/09/man-charged-in-wife-s-killing-she-chang-1/

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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #289 on: January 10, 2018, 10:17:38 AM »
Surely she should have known better than to change
the channel during the game.
Man kills wife for changing the channel
http://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/jan/09/man-charged-in-wife-s-killing-she-chang-1/

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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #290 on: January 10, 2018, 10:31:35 AM »
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Amazon pulls DIY circumcision ‘training’ kit


TFF! Makes one wonder if this decision was based on the inquisition whether Jeff Bezos was Jewish or not.
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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #291 on: January 19, 2018, 09:46:27 PM »
Yeah, you know why Arkansas doesn't have a professional football team?  Because then Texas would want one too.

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« Reply #293 on: January 19, 2018, 09:50:44 PM »
Tape worms don't like sushi?

Five-foot long tapeworm came 'wiggling out' of man's body after he ate sushi

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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #294 on: January 19, 2018, 09:55:13 PM »


Swiss town denies passport to Dutch vegan because she is ‘too annoying’

Local residents in Switzerland often have a say in citizenship applications,
which are decided by the cantons and towns where the applicants live
rather than federal government.

It is still very difficult to be granted Swiss citizenship and being born in
the country does not give the children or even the grandchildren of
immigrants the automatic right to be Swiss.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/swiss-town-denies-passport-to-dutch-vegan-because-she-is-annoying-125316437.html
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« Reply #295 on: February 10, 2018, 01:16:24 PM »
Guy steals car, can't get it restarted so naturally he calls the
owner for help. Story from Minnersohhda not Florida. 

Man steals car outside Walmart, calls owner for help
http://www.sctimes.com/story/news/2018/02/08/man-steals-vehicle-outside-sartell-walmart-calls-owner-ask-help/319572002/
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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #296 on: April 17, 2018, 03:36:08 PM »
Another day in sunny Floriduh.



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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #297 on: April 17, 2018, 03:56:56 PM »
Another day in sunny Floriduh.

The above story is of course 'urban legend'
A skinhead married to a Swahili-iite [as pictured] should raise doubt enough  ::)

The reporting website [appropriately called]... Stuppid

http://www.snopes.com/fact-check/i39ve-got-a-golden-ticket/

 
 

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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #298 on: April 17, 2018, 04:02:52 PM »
The above story is of course 'urban legend'
A skinhead married to a Swahili-iite [as pictured] should raise doubt enough  ::)

The reporting website [appropriately called]... Stuppid

http://www.snopes.com/fact-check/i39ve-got-a-golden-ticket/


Ah thanks. The alligator thrown in at the end had me wondering the same thing.

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Re: Bizarre activities, most of which took place in Florida
« Reply #299 on: April 17, 2018, 04:14:35 PM »

 The alligator thrown in at the end had me wondering the same thing.

Sales of tickets to heaven would not really constitute a crime.
 However, possession of an alligator might ....
 
http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0300-0399/0379/Sections/0379.409.html
 
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