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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2550 on: October 25, 2016, 07:42:35 PM »

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2551 on: October 26, 2016, 09:01:50 AM »
~There is no one more blind than those who refuse to see and none more deaf as those who will not listen~
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2552 on: October 28, 2016, 11:26:58 AM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2553 on: November 07, 2016, 09:53:51 AM »
Ochka tells of Joke going around on FSU discussion sites.

Referring to the claim of some that war in Ukraine is basically between Russia and USA.

What is situation from Russian side:  They have lost 100 tanks and a thousand soldiers.

What is situation from USA side:  They failed to show up.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2554 on: November 13, 2016, 01:05:24 PM »
Babushka dirty dancers


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2555 on: November 14, 2016, 09:46:33 AM »
WHAT IS THIS?





It is the TV of an avid Clemson football fan, maybe too avid.  He threw his remote when Pitt made a last second field goal and destroyed Clemson's dreams of a National Championship.   

Any similar reports in Michigan and Washington?     


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2556 on: November 14, 2016, 09:56:58 AM »
Nice for me over weekend as I have connections with U of Southern Cal, U of Iowa and U of Pittsburgh.  All three upset winners.

But Clemson's dreams are not destroyed.  All other major teams except Alabama also have 1 loss or more.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2557 on: November 14, 2016, 10:06:02 AM »
Any similar reports in Michigan and Washington?
   

I figured I'd destroy my tv only if both Washington Huskies and Seattle Seahawks lost. I can report today tv is doing fine.

If Washington can win three in a row with two against tough teams, Washington State and possibly Colorado in the Pac 12 Conference game, they have a good  chance to get into the playoffs since Conference champs are highly regarded when it comes to rankings.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2558 on: November 14, 2016, 11:34:47 AM »
I figured I'd destroy my tv only if both Washington Huskies and Seattle Seahawks lost. I can report today tv is doing fine.

If Washington can win three in a row with two against tough teams, Washington State and possibly Colorado in the Pac 12 Conference game, they have a good  chance to get into the playoffs since Conference champs are highly regarded when it comes to rankings.

Yeah, especially with that highly rated non-conference schedule they played.  They're a shoo-in.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2559 on: November 14, 2016, 03:52:23 PM »
Yeah, especially with that highly rated non-conference schedule they played.  They're a shoo-in.

I'm thinking the Pac-12 might not have a team in with the Washington loss. Just a hunch. Seems they are a bit depleted and still have some heavy games? All 2 loss teams are out (most likely)

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2560 on: November 14, 2016, 05:00:52 PM »
My Badgers win out, they have an 84 percent chance of making the playoffs.  Damn.  I jinxed them.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2561 on: November 14, 2016, 07:01:48 PM »
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze.  While two of the robbers take the money from the tellers, two others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the other lawyer's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers: "What is this?" The first lawyer replies: "It's the $100 I owe you."
 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2562 on: November 15, 2016, 09:38:02 PM »


Thought I would say that I just love this!  Did you do that Bill?

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2563 on: November 15, 2016, 09:49:25 PM »
With some of the debates on the Russia Ukraine subject going on lately, I thought it would be nice to introduce a little levity.

For those of you who don't know, SCTV was a famous Canadian comedy series starring John Candy, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Joe Flaherty, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara and others.

This one is called, "What Fits in Russia?"


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2564 on: November 15, 2016, 09:57:23 PM »
With some of the debates on the Russia Ukraine subject going on lately, I thought it would be nice to introduce a little levity.

For those of you who don't know, SCTV was a famous Canadian comedy series starring John Candy, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Joe Flaherty, Dave Thomas, Catherine O'Hara and others.

This one is called, "What Fits in Russia?"



Giant Continent?  Giant joke!  It doesn't even cover up Ukraine, right Jay?

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2565 on: November 16, 2016, 08:22:55 PM »
There is credible evidence that people are being paid to organize and lead the protests against Trump.

When informed of this, Donald said:

"See . . . I am already creating jobs!"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2566 on: November 19, 2016, 07:22:58 PM »
Some of you might find this video about Putin amusing:


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2567 on: November 26, 2016, 12:27:41 PM »
I'm sure that some of you have seen this before.



http://youtu.be/-PlKNubC0PI

The part 28 seconds in makes me laugh until tears fill my eyes
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2568 on: November 30, 2016, 09:57:05 AM »
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2569 on: December 19, 2016, 06:13:02 PM »
 

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2570 on: December 19, 2016, 10:32:13 PM »



A little history for you newer members...Those are the original forum members of RWD. That's Gator on the left holding the bear cub/baby sasquatch or whatever it is when he first started seeking a foreign bride.

Gator used to hike in from the trap lines and post his messages by carving them into the side of featured cabin with a hatchet...Yes sir, those were the days. :P

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2571 on: December 19, 2016, 10:57:34 PM »
 You're mistaken Brass, that's actually Gators first foreign bride in his arms. Hairy Boris's sister hairy Bertha.  :D

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2572 on: December 20, 2016, 05:49:49 AM »
I am the second from the left.  While I am holding in my arms what Trump is recorded on Billy Bush's tape as grabbing, I long for the real thing.   


We, the early pioneers of the RW MOB industry,  sent this photo to women all across Russia in the early 1990s.  I heard many RW like cats, so I wanted to show I am a cat lover, besides being the owner of a fine home, complete with a door knob.   

 

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2573 on: December 20, 2016, 11:40:08 AM »
I've found something that I use quite frequently around Christmastime



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2574 on: December 20, 2016, 11:45:04 AM »



« Last Edit: December 20, 2016, 12:23:24 PM by 2tallbill »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

 

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