RU Safe in Russia? must see videos for western men!!!!!!

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Krimster Media Productions in Association with the United States Department of State Presents, “R U Safe in Russia”?

Act 1 Scene 1 - Typical Russian Street “Hooligans”


Act 1 Scene 2 - More Russian Street “Hooligans”


(Narrator), imagine the contrast when you encounter these street hooligans with your white Converse sneakers, Levis and iphone

if you can’t “bust a move” better than these boys
then the next thing getting busted is your gullivar
right before your iphone vanishes
BUT...

if you can bust a BETTER move than them, then out of awe and respect they will allow you to pass!

so ya wanna dance EXACTLY the way I dance in Russia whenever challenged into doing a street dance-off where it’s  literally “do or die”

ladies and gentleman, may I present, “jerk it out”


your best “street defense” against Russian hooliganism!!!
anyone besides me ever have to dance in Russia, and just blow every one away
with their own free stylin' moves?
ahhh, good times....