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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2250 on: July 15, 2015, 09:22:10 PM »
So sad that the ignorant idiot who wrote the caption isn't smart enough to know what "collage" is!

Sorry, but I don't understand how you ascertained this.

He/she could have been mistaken in that the gal really does love collage and didn't just spell college incorrectly.

But this doesn't prove he/she doesn't know what collage is.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2251 on: July 15, 2015, 10:01:44 PM »
So sad that the ignorant idiot who wrote the caption isn't smart enough to know what "collage" is!  :cluebat:

Maybe it was the blonde wearing the shirt that wasn't smart enough?

There was a guy who went to a blue ribbon highschool with a petition
to end "women's suffrage" many signed the petition thinking they
were trying to end the suffering of women.





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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2252 on: July 17, 2015, 05:33:45 PM »
A woman in New York told a friend that she was going to Texas on her vacation. Her friend asked her why on earth she wanted to go to Texas. She said, "I've always wanted to eat some really good Mexican food, and I figure that's the best place to get it. I've always wanted to learn how to two step, and Texas is the home of the two step. And I've always wanted to make love to a good ol boy cowboy type. I figure I can find one there for sure.

After her vacation and when she had returned to work her friend asked her how her vacation in Texas went. "Did you find your Mexican food?" She said, "We were in San Antonio and found a place on the Riverwalk with the best Tex Mex food I have ever even imagined." Her friend asked, "Did you get to two step?" She replied, "In Austin, which is the Music Capital of the world, we found a great place to dance. I danced all night long."

Her friend then asked, "Did you get the chance to make love to your good ol boy cowboy type?" She told her, "Well, I found a really hunky cowboy type in Houston, but when I saw the size of the condom in his back pocket I said 'Oh, hell no.' "

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2253 on: July 19, 2015, 05:09:53 AM »
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.

She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.

This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.

"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2254 on: July 19, 2015, 08:32:46 AM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2255 on: July 20, 2015, 01:58:25 PM »
This looks like so much fun. Unfortunately some lawyer would sue everybody.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
Henry The Sixth, Part 2 Act 4, scene 2, 71–78


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2256 on: July 21, 2015, 06:43:32 PM »
« Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 06:46:15 PM by tfcrew »
~There is no one more blind than those who refuse to see and none more deaf as those who will not listen~
~Think about the intelligence of the average person and then realize that half of the people are even more stupid than that~

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2257 on: July 22, 2015, 09:55:06 AM »


Mosh pit Martha didn't do this again......


 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2258 on: July 22, 2015, 11:21:33 AM »


Passing some time at the news desk there?
 



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2259 on: July 22, 2015, 12:40:38 PM »

  Remember hot pants?






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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2260 on: July 22, 2015, 04:24:16 PM »
  Remember hot pants?

Reminds me of Miss Canada

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2261 on: July 22, 2015, 05:40:47 PM »
Reminds me of Miss Canada



I'm guessing she's part of the Ukrainian diaspora!  :D

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2262 on: July 22, 2015, 07:07:51 PM »
Shaving can become quite revealing.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2263 on: July 25, 2015, 11:41:44 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=250&v=vsOJka5_pok

Here is a woman! She is cute, despite his age! :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: July 25, 2015, 11:48:12 PM by STaty »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2264 on: July 31, 2015, 03:42:30 PM »
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2265 on: July 31, 2015, 04:31:13 PM »
The boy missed one point . . . blackmail.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2266 on: July 31, 2015, 04:51:57 PM »
yes but he did get a full understanding of politics, right in his own home LOL.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2267 on: July 31, 2015, 11:24:21 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2268 on: August 03, 2015, 10:09:28 AM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
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There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2269 on: August 03, 2015, 02:47:11 PM »
Exwife joke (that means it's not a true story)

I was walking along with my exwife back in the olden days, she was talking on
the phone and I heard her say "Hey Twatzilla, shut your dicksucker and go annoy
somebody else."

I was going to post that in the newbie section so that they know that if a woman
says that phrase then it's a red flag.


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2270 on: August 03, 2015, 02:55:49 PM »
Classy Ladies don't have one night stands,
They have auditions without a call back
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There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2271 on: August 08, 2015, 02:20:26 PM »
A slightly drunk woman was watching TV and
yelling at the TV,

"Don't go into the church you dumb B!tch!!!" 

Her husband asks "what are you watching?"

"our wedding video" she says
FSUW are not for entry level daters
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2272 on: August 09, 2015, 08:41:46 PM »



    A drunk Russian man using an ATM.

     
« Last Edit: August 09, 2015, 08:46:57 PM by Ridersfan »

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2273 on: August 16, 2015, 06:34:51 PM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2274 on: August 16, 2015, 06:46:40 PM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

 

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