as in #max number of drinks if I'm driving...max...or some other kind?"

sheeeeet holmes
3rd grade handjobs were the GREATEST!!!
Otherwise, I WOULDA HAD NO IDEA MY 'THANG' COULD DO THAT!
Talk about SURPRISED!!!
still probably the most important physical discovery I ever made!!!
OMG!!! Look At What it can do!!!!
 
and totally legal for me back then!!!! didn't even think about gettin caught or punished...
such sweet girls, and ya didn't even hafta take 'em to dinner!!!

I did stuff in the 3rd grade with those girls, that if I got caught doing it today as an adult, would put me in prison for the rest of my life!!! and the BAD PRISON, not Club Fed
so, I'm probably NOT the person whose opinion ya wanna consult over "Skool Sex" cuz I was VERY much in favor of it!!!

a-a-and another thing!!!
ya know why VETS can't get mental health care at the VA?
cuz the VA ain't there for the VETs, it's there to do "damge control" for the Pentagon's PR Dept
so the public doesn't blame the Pentagon for creating un-treated traumatized soldiers who become psychotic and "do stuff"
The VA is still trying to phuque VETS up, even decades after they left the service

Step 1 of VA mental health intake, is "perform danger assessment to community"
and I immediately saw 'the trap' right there, that they were gonna put me in, so I said "I feel better now"  and left....

you should be FAR more worried about people LIKE ME than Gay Cowboys in Drag reading short stories in skool
the FEDS keep 'lists' of people like me, to keep track of us
but NOT the gay cowboys
I hope you understand why that is...

The 'Real Threat' yur facing is the 1950s 'bubble' yur tryin to live in
is getting harder and harder to maintain as time goes by...

maybe, it's time to let go of it
you'll have to, sooner or later...

Gay Cowboy Literary Festival Day
is gonna be the least of the problems yur gonna be facing in the next decade
covid was just a tiny glimpse of what the future's gonna be like

In the next decade, there will be REAL FEAR coming yur way
and not the FAKE FEAR of Gay Cowboys being peddled by Republicans to get yur Christian Evangelical Vote

if you wanna 'buy' their product, be my guest, it's a free country, buy as much of it as ya want!
to me, it's garbage
all of it!

to each his own...
but the very same people who are foolin ya now, will at the end of the next decade...
be the ones living comfortably down in Vault-Tec
while yur family's left on the surface in the Wasteland

insteada being 'played' by them, I find it much more enjoyable to be one of those who  'plays them' instead...

You played along fairly well for a few posts but apparently two is your max.


Udachi!

Bill

those who take the easy road, will often find out too late that this road is a dead end
and they also don't wanna take the hard road, cuz well...that's just 'human nature' innit?

truth, is always gonna be on the hard road, and not that EZ one
that's one of dem fundamental 'secret laws of the UNIVERSE'!
and cuz of that, my friends, once you start down that easy road...
ya'll ain't NEVER gonna git to where you wanna  be...

them Russian synthetics will be a 'kickin-in' pretty soon now...
I don't cry no Krokodil tears moy droog!!
mesomorphine is fer 'stariks'
I only score the latest NOVO

Drug Wars Are Always Symetrical

China's Opium Wars with West
West's Fentanyl Wars with China
and the beat goes on...

Crack was blowback from when we ousted the Nicaraguan Marxist Sandinistas
and the CIA/"Contras" used various forms of cocaine for funding
oh yeah, and sellin weapons to Iran as well.....

yur humble Narrator designed the Fire Control Computer used on the C-130 Gunship
that completely cut the roof off of the top of a hotel in Panama City, Panama that was full of snipers
with US Marines down on the street below, and not a single marine injured...
with servo-controlled 20mm M61 Vulcans with HEI rounds, each firing 100 rounds/sec
SWEET!!!

and this happened becuz Manuel Noriega was the biggest competitor to the CIA/Contra Cocaine smugglers...
and they had a MAJOR and BRUTAL Drug War goin on between them...
and then, dear readers, THEY decided to "kick it up a notch"

my part in this, was all done with 35+ yr old technology - but UNLIMITED BUDGET!!!!
Thanx Lockheed!!!!  Burbank SUX(except for fast food!)!!!  China Lake, where we did testing, totally ROCKS!!!!
and guess what?
this was NOT THE FIRST DRUG WAR I fought in for the USA!!!!!!!

is it weird, that everytime I saw something get totally shredded by 20mm HEI (High Explosive Incendiary)canon fire, that it gave me a 'woody'????
nahhhhhhh.....not at all...
but it is the place I began my hobby of collecting and hoarding shell fragments, particularly from European sites
in Sevastopol, I found everything from bronze arrowheads from the greek period to Soviet 205mm shells that contained 35 pounds of TNT
these were beeing looted outta Fort Stalin from "The Crimean Explosives Mafiya", I helped 'subsidize' them with tools in Xchange for 'loot' buying rights....and todo a 'ride along' to 'protect my 'investment' in a custom made concrete busting pneumatic drill and compressor with dual oversized mufflers that could be operated from the top floor of Ft Stalin with no outside noise
and we had a crew guarding us both in and outside

me and my body guard were both phuqued-up, cuz we weren't ENTIRELY sure if they were just gonna kill us and steal the equipment
but were able to figure out how to dangle some carrots for them not to...
greed will trump all other motives, so I make it more profitable to them, if I'm alive
and VERY unprofitable if I'm NOT...

good times...

Today, I'm practicing the role of a travelin'deaf and dumd 'bumzhee (bum)
who hitches rides on trains from town to town
and starts fires that get bigger and BIGGER...until all of RUSSIA IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Igor Semya Esquire
Village Idiot in the Village of the Damned


erstwhile,
in the village of the damned, while evangelical right-wing media, focusus their audience's wrath on gay cowboys dressed in pink
They're NOT talkin' about the fact that last year, U.S. interest payments on its debt amounted to 2.4% of GDP, and the CBO projects that will increase to 3.9% by 2034

remeber what 'ole Ben Franlyn said about "compound interest"
hmmmmm hmmmmmm

100% guarantee that by 2040, whatever economy the US has will not be the SAME as it has today...
because by the end of the 2030's the interest on the debt will ALWAYS be greater than the rise in GDP
hence we have an increasing percentage of our GDP being swallowed by interest which only gets larger as time goes on

This is now gonna be known as "The White Swan Event"
as compared to the "The Black Swan Even" 2007 sub-prime meltdown

I am an advocate of "Modern Monetary Theory
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_monetary_theory

in esssence, instead of "borrowing" the government creates 'money out of thin air' by creating credit from the Treasury to the Federal Reserve
read about the Trillion Dollar Platinum Coin!!!!  Google it

and since the gov creates this money, it doesn't need capitalists
they're just middlemen!!!

for example, the Hoover Dam was built by the Federal Gov for $50 million, it can generate that much worth of electricty per yr...

You know the 'needing English Language Lessons' is the oldest trick in the book to scam WM out of money.

Go back and read what happened, it was written in English. This is why you are incapable
of learning things.

He told me her intentions, if he wanted to scam me he would have taken more money.
Instead he told me and the money stopped.

Stirlitz wouldn't cheat me out of a nickel.

You know the 'needing English Language Lessons' is the oldest trick in the book to scam WM out of money.