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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2475 on: May 15, 2016, 06:47:22 PM »



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2476 on: May 24, 2016, 04:19:54 PM »
Rodeo folks
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2477 on: May 27, 2016, 01:37:04 PM »
He just now thought of it.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2478 on: May 27, 2016, 01:39:00 PM »
Do they have to wear dresses?
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2479 on: May 28, 2016, 02:00:11 AM »
A beautiful quote from one of our leading jockeys after winning a race today on a very heavy (wet and muddy) grass track - "I was working harder out there than a one-armed pastor in Baghdad!"  :devil:  Take a bow, Robert Hannam - known to all in New Zealand racing circles as "The Pope."  :D

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2480 on: June 04, 2016, 01:04:26 PM »
I asked the woman if she wanted a quickie.

She said, "No . . . I want the full three minutes."
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2481 on: June 04, 2016, 02:12:17 PM »
I asked the woman if she wanted a quickie.

She said, "No . . . I want the full three minutes."

Was she boiling an egg?

What do "real men" do to satisfy women during sex?
Nothing "real men" don't care
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2482 on: June 05, 2016, 09:47:10 AM »
Noticed this ad from Europe..
Quote
beautiful asian girl looking for successful gentlemen (canada)     .......       

   
    canadian born asian girl looking for successful gentlemen.  i am 35.  please contact me if you are a multi billionaire.
 
 bonus if you are over 50. 
  • KEINEN Kontakt zur Übermittlung von Diensten oder Angeboten
    [NOBODY Contact with the transmission of services or offers]
   IOW no 3 minute quickies.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2483 on: June 11, 2016, 10:44:33 AM »
I've just replaced a can of air freshener in the ladies bathroom at work with
an airhorn........................... now we wait.

On Friday we got a new coffee maker at work. So I put a sign on it that
said "voice activated"











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FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2484 on: June 11, 2016, 11:42:02 AM »
Some humor.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2485 on: June 11, 2016, 12:01:09 PM »
Here is some humor for you guys. I was looking at Mila Lobunko from Kharkiv's pictures here on RWD the other day. I have mentioned before that I think Mila is extremely beautiful, gorgeous. A Princess. Unfortunately, I am also aware she is happily married.  :( Anyways, as I was casually looking at her pictures, I was thinking about what it would be like to hire Mila if I decided to travel to Kharkiv in search of a lifelong companion. I imagined being on a date there in Kharkiv, at a nice restaurant with one of Mila's close, personal friends she was trying to facilitate helping me fall in love with....and I just started giggling to myself.  :) The 3 of us were sitting together there at the restaurant table, Mila was interpreting as her friend's English (I imagined) to be limited. And instead of consistently making eye contact and talking with her good friend, instead (and horribly!!) from time to time I would just stop looking and talking to her friend, turn my head and look very lovingly, with puppy dog eyes and a sweet smile, at Mila!! And I would just smile at Mila, and talk to Mila for several minutes, completely forgetting about her friend. Mila was extremely embarassed, and she would get chippy with me and say "Uhummmm...you idiot!! I am married. You are not supposed to be flirting with me, you are supposed to be flirting with Lisa!!"  :)   
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2486 on: June 11, 2016, 12:25:24 PM »
Here is some humor for you guys. I was looking at Mila Lobunko from Kharkiv's pictures here on RWD the other day. I have mentioned before that I think Mila is extremely beautiful, gorgeous. A Princess. Unfortunately, I am also aware she is happily married.  :( Anyways, as I was casually looking at her pictures, I was thinking about what it would be like to hire Mila if I decided to travel to Kharkiv in search of a lifelong companion. I imagined being on a date there in Kharkiv, at a nice restaurant with one of Mila's close, personal friends she was trying to facilitate helping me fall in love with....and I just started giggling to myself.  :) The 3 of us were sitting together there at the restaurant table, Mila was interpreting as her friend's English (I imagined) to be limited. And instead of consistently making eye contact and talking with her good friend, instead (and horribly!!) from time to time I would just stop looking and talking to her friend, turn my head and look very lovingly, with puppy dog eyes and a sweet smile, at Mila!! And I would just smile at Mila, and talk to Mila for several minutes, completely forgetting about her friend. Mila was extremely embarassed, and she would get chippy with me and say "Uhummmm...you idiot!! I am married. You are not supposed to be flirting with me, you are supposed to be flirting with Lisa!!"  :)   

Wrong forum, bud. Try here... ;)

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2487 on: June 14, 2016, 06:11:28 PM »


           Assume the position


                                   

                           

                                       

                         
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2488 on: June 20, 2016, 12:49:06 PM »
Eighth grade graduation speech by boy. He mimics Trump, Obama, Clinton and Sanders.  Pretty  good.

http://www.mrctv.org/blog/watch-funniest-graduation-speech-year
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2489 on: June 22, 2016, 10:26:14 AM »

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2490 on: June 26, 2016, 10:01:37 PM »
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church,
and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.

They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
“Da End is Near! Turn Youself Around Now! Before It’s Too Late!”

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, “You religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Bordeaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, “Do ya tink maybe da sign should jus' say
‘Bridge Out’?”

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2491 on: July 26, 2016, 06:30:15 AM »
Russian women love high heels!!!! LOL






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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2492 on: July 26, 2016, 06:45:16 AM »
OMG!!! LOL!


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2493 on: July 26, 2016, 01:51:39 PM »
It was painfully funny.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2494 on: July 26, 2016, 07:02:26 PM »

 
It was painfully funny.
What about this?.....................................

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2495 on: July 27, 2016, 10:44:52 AM »
Painful . . . but not funny.

I never watch the TV show "Funny home movies" for this same reason.  People laughing when others probably sustain lifetime injuries.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2496 on: July 28, 2016, 05:13:18 AM »
Painful . . . but not funny.

I never watch the TV show "Funny home movies" for this same reason.  People laughing when others probably sustain lifetime injuries.

me neither.. they make my testicles cringe.. really.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2497 on: July 28, 2016, 02:17:11 PM »
Politics overload. Need to laugh.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2498 on: July 29, 2016, 05:26:16 PM »
OMG!!! LOL!


I saw this lady step on a downtown service grate...she broke off her high heel ..fell down and I thought she might have broken her ankle.
High heels are just a safety hazard that people could live without.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2499 on: July 29, 2016, 05:33:00 PM »
Painful . . . but not funny.

I never watch the TV show "Funny home movies" for this same reason.  People laughing when others probably sustain lifetime injuries.

Dittos on that AFV America's Funniest Home Movies. [idiots swan-diving off their house and stuff like that]

I can't find the story again on that bullfighter but it said that in spite of the 'gorey' incident, he was OK.
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