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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2225 on: July 11, 2015, 05:23:08 PM »
I asked a girl if she wanted a quickie,
but she said "no, I want the full three minutes"
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2226 on: July 11, 2015, 05:26:51 PM »
An old girl friend said she wanted a fifty shades of grey sex life,
but the truth is she couldn't even handle a finger in her butt.



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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2227 on: July 11, 2015, 05:36:53 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2228 on: July 11, 2015, 05:39:03 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2229 on: July 11, 2015, 05:40:42 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2230 on: July 11, 2015, 05:44:07 PM »
What do you get when a topless brunette is rubbing lotion on a
topless blonde? That's right your camera!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2231 on: July 11, 2015, 05:50:10 PM »
An oldie but a goodie

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2232 on: July 11, 2015, 05:52:18 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2233 on: July 11, 2015, 06:00:07 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2234 on: July 11, 2015, 06:03:06 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2235 on: July 11, 2015, 06:07:15 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2236 on: July 11, 2015, 06:15:39 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2237 on: July 11, 2015, 06:26:40 PM »
My exwife had a very strange fetish. She would dress up as herself and
then act like a bitch all the time.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2238 on: July 12, 2015, 06:31:26 AM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2239 on: July 12, 2015, 09:22:46 AM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2240 on: July 15, 2015, 11:57:27 AM »




OK, this is as gay as Twilight

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2242 on: July 15, 2015, 12:15:31 PM »









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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2243 on: July 15, 2015, 12:24:17 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2244 on: July 15, 2015, 01:26:58 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2245 on: July 15, 2015, 01:37:00 PM »
Quote from: 2tallbill on July 15, 2015, 12:15:31 PM


Yes, easy decision.  I would take any of the 3 smaller breasted.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2246 on: July 15, 2015, 02:22:56 PM »
Enjoy
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2247 on: July 15, 2015, 04:38:17 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2248 on: July 15, 2015, 04:39:43 PM »
Quote from: ML on July 15, 2015, 01:37:00 PM
Yes, easy decision.  I would take any of the 3 ...........

Not all four?
C'mon be greedy!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #2249 on: July 15, 2015, 05:41:43 PM »
Quote from: 2tallbill on July 15, 2015, 12:15:31 PM

So sad that the ignorant idiot who wrote the caption isn't smart enough to know what "collage" is!  :cluebat:
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