What is your quickest scammer?

[GatoMoon]

We all have been asked to send money - whether we did send or not.  Some scammers managed to wait little longer before they asked you, and some very short. So, what is your quickest scammer

My shortest record - by a Dominican republic girl today

HER:   Hello, how are you?  (in Spanish)

ME:  I am very well, thank you and you  (in Spanish)
 
HER:  Fine.  Send me money for my apartment  (in Spanish)   "bien,  me mandaras el dinero para mi apartamento"  - her exact word including bad spelling 'mandaras'

ME:  (silence)

HER:  ????   (many times)


She did not even use the magic word 'please' or even give me explanation  LOL

[ML]

Not related to a romantic relationship, but . . .

In Antalya, Turkey while walking in a park, two gypsy women came up, held out their hands and said:

Hello, money.

[mhr7]

First question on a first date with a woman in Poltava.

"Do you have enough money to build a new house?"

Adding to ML's story:

Gypsy children in Tbilisi will actually grab onto your arm or leg until you give them money or physically remove them. One little girl actually stole the Big Mac off of my tray while sitting outside at  McDonalds.

Last week here in Kharkov an older woman asked me for money, I offered her 50grv, she told me it wasn't enough and refused to take it. She asked again for more, I told her she could take the 50 or have nothing, she refused it, so I walked away. She then yelled insults at me.

[GatoMoon]

Not related to a romantic relationship, but . . .

In Antalya, Turkey while walking in a park, two gypsy women came up, held out their hands and said:

Hello, money.

Speaking about Turkey, a month ago I had a Turkish lady in my skype.  The 1st day  (a month ago) she gave me the date of her birthday which is on 24th September (tomorrow), and she immediately gave me list of her birthday gift !! WTF   also wish me to give her EARLY birthday gift $200 - a month ago. 

She is STILL in my skype list and still tell me not to forget her birtthday  LOL

[GatoMoon]

First question on a first date with a woman in Poltava.

"Do you have enough money to build a new house?"

Adding to ML's story:

Gypsy children in Tbilisi will actually grab onto your arm or leg until you give them money or physically remove them. One little girl actually stole the Big Mac off of my tray while sitting outside at  McDonalds.

Last week here in Kharkov an older woman asked me for money, I offered her 50grv, she told me it wasn't enough and refused to take it. She asked again for more, I told her she could take the 50 or have nothing, she refused it, so I walked away. She then yelled insults at me.

It happened to Milan's macdopnald where gypsy threw fries onto my ex-girlfriend tray when she offered her fries instead of money LOL

[alex330]

Quickest for me was a young chat model on Anastasia. Told me she dropped her favorite perfume bottle and it broke. I hopped right off that train quickly.

[GatoMoon]

Quickest for me was a young chat model on Anastasia. Told me she dropped her favorite perfume bottle and it broke. I hopped right off that train quickly.

ha ha ha  if I were you, I would tell her that I wouldn't want to marry a woman who always break things!! 

[Nightwish]

Victoria: "- Hi cute! You look exactly like the man I am looking for, you know my birthday is tomorrow so if you could buy me a good phone (I really love the new Iphone) we could talk all day to each other"

Me: "-........"

Victoria: "- You like my idea? I think I would be a very good wife to you, the best, but I do not have any phone right now so we can talk, can you help me?"

Me: "-......... No never, I am poor"

<silence>

[Boethius]

Last week here in Kharkov an older woman asked me for money, I offered her 50grv, she told me it wasn't enough and refused to take it. She asked again for more, I told her she could take the 50 or have nothing, she refused it, so I walked away. She then yelled insults at me.

Hryvnia, not gryvnia.


The latter is a Russification.

[2tallbill]

Quickest for me was a young chat model on Anastasia. Told me she dropped her favorite perfume bottle and it broke. I hopped right off that train quickly.

I don't know who was the fastest. Do we count the intro letters from the representative
of a Nigerian prince? or an American Nurse trapped in Gambia?

I did have a RLM/HRB chatgirl ask me for perfume, to which I replied why? do you
smell bad? The scammers at least to me are too obvious and I just block them. I
know that there are guys who can't see a prodater if she had a tattoo proclaiming her
as such on her forehead, but I've always seen it. I dated a prodater for a short while
in Kiev and she would ask me about going shopping while I was giving her a look that
basically said are you kidding me? and she stopped talking mid-sentence realizing that
it wasn't going to work. 

One girl got a few extra hrivna from me for a taxi ride. I knew she lied about the amount
but my Russian wasn't good enough to ask the taxi driver (back then) how much he
wanted. I should have just gave the driver the money and let her try to get her share
back, but I didn't do it.

[Patagonie]

First question on a first date with a woman in Poltava.

"Do you have enough money to build a new house?"

Adding to ML's story:

Gypsy children in Tbilisi will actually grab onto your arm or leg until you give them money or physically remove them. One little girl actually stole the Big Mac off of my tray while sitting outside at  McDonalds.

Last week here in Kharkov an older woman asked me for money, I offered her 50grv, she told me it wasn't enough and refused to take it. She asked again for more, I told her she could take the 50 or have nothing, she refused it, so I walked away. She then yelled insults at me.

50 grv, that was not so bad.
I sometimes drop some money for the poors and 50 is already good money.
She was probably insane. A lot of poors will thank you a lot for this amount.