Time for some Humor!!

[Daveman]

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Part 3

[Gylden]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhLN0cjDRqE

[Gator]

 
An involved prank, evidently done in preparation for a beer party.

[Anotherkiwi]

An involved prank, evidently done in preparation for a beer party.

Absolute classic!   Makes me proud to be a Kiwi!     Even my mother was  .

[SANDRO43]

Don't Argue With Idiots: http://vitaminl.tv/video/885?ref=fbsm

[Gator]

Absolute classic!   Makes me proud to be a Kiwi!     Even my mother was  .

The congeniality of the men (or "boys"  as they call each other) impressed me, as if they are part of a tight team.   Uninsulated water pipes reveals you do not have cold winters (or do you call it summer). 
 
Tui beer is a new one.  I enjoy IPA and read that it is NZ's favorite.  Only 4.0% alcohol?!?! A little less than our light beers.   Foster's is 5.1%.  Are stronger beers available in NZ, or government controls it?  When in Sweden my friend could buy beer greater than 3.5% only at government stores, and the price so expensive that the store sold it by the bottle. 

[2tallbill]

Disclaimer, below is an offensive non politically correct photo.
DON"T look at it !

[2tallbill]

[Anotherkiwi]

The congeniality of the men (or "boys"  as they call each other) impressed me, as if they are part of a tight team.

Here's the story behind the video - http://www.stuff.co.nz/business/better-business/9180127/Tui-prank-video-a-YouTube-hit
 

Uninsulated water pipes reveals you do not have cold winters (or do you call it summer).

No, Auckland doesn't have cold winters (although Floridians may think otherwise).  Average daytime temperature during the winter is 10 - 14 degrees (Celsius), with nights going down to 5 or 6.  Sheltered parts of the city do occasionally get down to zero, and we also get occasional frosts (although there was only one at my house this year).  Summer days average 22 to 26 degrees, with occasional hotter ones.  Our record temperature is only 32, because we have harbours on both sides of the city which tend to keep the climate extremely mild.  Humidity in summer can be irritating (of places I've visited, Venice is most similar), but it's nowhere near as bad as Bangkok or Honiara.

 

Tui beer is a new one.  I enjoy IPA and read that it is NZ's favorite.  Only 4.0% alcohol?!?! A little less than our light beers.

 
The Tui brewery was established in 1889.  It's best-known for its catchy billboard advertisements, which all feature the punchline "Yeah right."  See a sample in the collection here:
 
http://www.dailydawdle.com/2013/01/hilarious-and-brilliant-yeah-right-tui.html
 

Foster's is 5.1%.  Are stronger beers available in NZ, or government controls it?  When in Sweden my friend could buy beer greater than 3.5% only at government stores, and the price so expensive that the store sold it by the bottle.

Yes, stronger beers are available, but they're less popular now because of drink-driving laws.

[knighta]

Recreating childhood photos
http://imgmoo.com/index.php/896/recreating-childhood-photos/

[knighta]

Recreating childhood photos
http://imgmoo.com/index.php/896/recreating-childhood-photos/

[Faux Pas]

This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to
enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you
last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.

"She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle
tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am
developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that
tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.

Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to fcok off.

[Ooooops]

Xmas is just around the corner 

*+20°C (Celsius) - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
* *+15° - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
* *+10° - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
* *+5° - You can see your own breathing. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians take a bath. Russians drive with lowered windows.
* *0° - Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens.
* *-5° - French cars don't start.
* *-10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia .
* *-15° - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
* *-18° - New York landlords turn on the heaters. Russians make their last seasonal picnic. * *-20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
* *-25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
* *-30° - Politicians start talking about homeless people. Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
* *-35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
* *-40° - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
* *-42° - Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.
* *-45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
* *-50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink. In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom.
* *-60° - White bears start moving south.
* *-70° - Hell freezes.
* *-73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland . Russians wear earmuff hats.
* *-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
* *-114° - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
* *-273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
* *-295° - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion.*

[GQBlues]

I firmly believe that some of the more fascinating and humorous moments are video clips taken with animals. This one is no exception. I watch the darn video and I can't help but laugh...You need to listen with the audio on.

[tfcrew]

That raccoon sure loves grapes huh?

[Lily]

[Lily]

 
Annual meetup of the summer tires users

[Lily]

That raccoon sure loves grapes huh?

Raccoons are cute. I have not seen them live until I moved to Toronto.
 
Here is a good compilation
 

[Gator]

Raccoons are remarkable. 
 
My friend in the 4th grade had a pet raccoon found as a kit.  The coon would jump you upon entering the house and rummage through your pockets with its "hands."
 
The coon was large and  would venture outside where the neighbor's dogs would tree it.    After a while the coon would tire of the game, scamper down and walk away at a slow pace.  The dogs continued their barking yet not dare approach the coon.  The dogs had learned earlier that if they got too close the coon would swipe their nose with sharp claws.  One dog had a serrated ear.    

[Lily]

[Lily]

[Anotherkiwi]

And then they get eaten by the chimpanzees who have heard the racket!

[ML]

Maybe they fake the orgasms also.

[2tallbill]

[2tallbill]