Ukrainian Air Stewardesses

[Trenchcoat]

Simply terrible article out today:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58755872

Appears that Skyup is going to let their air stewardesses wear trousers, trainers and oversized jackets. The colour of their uniform as a bright orange wasn't great to start with. Now they just look like Tango woman more than ever. Don't think I will be flying with then, I mean flat shoes I could understand in that job but trainers just looks plain awful. Fortunately Ukraine Airlines is bit moving that way. Wizz air stewardesses look suitably feminine dressed looking online but have never flown with them. I know John Guant has so perhaps he could fill us in including if anything untoward happened

[Sailor291]

As long as they still pick good looking women I say OK.  As an old man now, I remember when I was in my early 20’s and if a friend said he was dating a flight attendant, you didn’t need any picture.  You KNEW she was smoking hot.  Now…. They look like my grandmother.  At least for U.S. carriers. 

[Trenchcoat]

As long as they still pick good looking women I say OK.  As an old man now, I remember when I was in my early 20’s and if a friend said he was dating a flight attendant, you didn’t need any picture.  You KNEW she was smoking hot.  Now…. They look like my grandmother.  At least for U.S. carriers.

Lol, yeah smoking hot is the way it should be That way you get good value for your ticket price and can at least dream of joining the mile high club while up there. Know what you mean with US airlines, used them about a decade or so ago for a couple of trips to the US. Now I know it's long haul and they probably go for the more experienced members but they tended to look a bit over the hill for my liking at least to feel horny over.

[Nightwish]

Lol, yeah smoking hot is the way it should be That way you get good value for your ticket price and can at least dream of joining the mile high club while up there. Know what you mean with US airlines, used them about a decade or so ago for a couple of trips to the US. Now I know it's long haul and they probably go for the more experienced members but they tended to look a bit over the hill for my liking at least to feel horny over.

you're saying you are not a member?  pfttt... amateur

[ML]

At some point 10 years or so ago wife had heard talk of Sky Jacking on the news.  I explained to her the meaning and how taking over a vehicle could be called Hi Jacking.

Then in driving to an airport for a vacation flight, I told her of the Mile High Club concept.

In airport lounge area we heard about several hour delay of our flight.

I casually mentioned to her there would be no sex that night because we would be getting into hotel very late.

She softly said:  What about Hi Jacking on the airplane . . . obviously getting the terms mixed up.

I quickly pulled her close and said:  Don't utter any of those words or we will be quickly escorted into the security area and may never get on any flight.  I then proceeded to give her a more detailed outline of what she had said and how it could be interpreted. 

Talk about dampening her desire for sex !!!