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Offline ML

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What stands in your way ?
« Reply #3150 on: November 01, 2024, 07:21:27 PM »
The only things standing in the way of you fulfilling your dreams are:

1) Your intelligence.
2) Your lack of talent.
3) Your lack of money.
4) Your personality.
5) Your looks.

Fix those things and it will be smooth sailing !!  :-)
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A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3151 on: November 01, 2024, 07:39:19 PM »
what?

I thought it was immigrants coming over the border that stood in the way of our prosperity
and they're also eating our PETS which also diminshes our quality of life

and... they're voting for Kamala
soon the transexuals will be replaced by the  Innuit Furry Herrmaphrodite Liberation Movement For Free Palestine who will want their own restrooms which must be kept completely dark
and at a constant temperature and humidity, with speakers playing jungle sounds


Trump already won!!! but Soros is gonna cheat and steal the election for Kamala's Husband, who is the REAL President


ya dang tootin
I like Fig Newtons
ya got some?
no?
any other kinda cookie?
what? NO COOKIE!!!!!
WTF, do I post here, if ya ain't gonna give me a freakin cookie...

no cookies....

what about cake?





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At the mall
« Reply #3152 on: November 05, 2024, 02:01:56 PM »
At the mall.
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How the fight started
« Reply #3153 on: November 12, 2024, 09:20:53 AM »
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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Co-worker won't leave you alone
« Reply #3154 on: November 12, 2024, 09:25:01 AM »
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Be careful in Thailand
« Reply #3155 on: November 14, 2024, 10:52:52 AM »
Thailand
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Would that work ?
« Reply #3156 on: November 19, 2024, 03:19:52 PM »
Good idea ?
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3157 on: December 21, 2024, 09:50:02 AM »
Seasonal ;)


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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3158 on: December 21, 2024, 10:43:21 AM »
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FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3159 on: December 26, 2024, 02:45:34 PM »
If you're in the market for some new white goods during the Christmas Sales this season I suggest you should go in for an arcelik ;D

At the Koc Group! :D

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arçelik
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