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Re: Explaining Humor
« Reply #3100 on: November 12, 2022, 01:29:43 PM »
At second thought, maybe it's that America spends a lot on military rather than health care, which serves us better in times of conflict.

It's that we spend all our money on the military leaving nothing for
healthcare.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3101 on: November 12, 2022, 02:51:21 PM »










« Last Edit: November 12, 2022, 02:53:57 PM by 2tallbill »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3102 on: August 05, 2023, 09:38:52 AM »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
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If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3103 on: August 05, 2023, 09:53:28 AM »
If men are from Mars and women are from Venus. I will assume all those
other genders are pulled from Uranus.
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Crimean Emergency! Everyone To Get From Street!!!!
« Reply #3104 on: August 05, 2023, 10:35:34 AM »
all shipping/boating to/from Crimea is stopped
people being chased off the beaches by soldiers for "safety"
explosions every day all around Sevastopol
wife's family no longer answers the phone....
wife has no clue what's goin on

y'all know the bridge will be coming down soon...right?
and 2 Russian ships damaged in two days, tells me ya'll ain't gonna get resupplied all that much from the sea...

doncha all remember how the nazis ended up in Krim in '44?
I do, I looted their graves for trophys
same way my grandchildren are gonna loot yours
ach du liebe
the first gold my ancestors ever held was robbed from the tombs of pharohs under the full egyptian moon


really surprised how primitive the electronics are in a Javelin, circa late 1980s level
russia is able to copy this level of technology VERY easily, but there's nothin in there, they don't already know...
but it looks REAL pretty - cuz mil-spec stuff is all gold plated packaging!!!
no expense is spared for military electronics, contrasted with consumer electronics, where a lower quality component will be used, if it's .01 cheaper per unit
bullets were always more expensive than bread
until the crops all failed cuz of the weather


Ukraine army has cracked through the first russian defense line in the south and are headed for 2nd main line
do that and they're more than half way to the crimean border...

« Last Edit: August 05, 2023, 03:26:28 PM by krimster2 »

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3105 on: August 06, 2023, 03:54:34 AM »
These second defensive lines are on the higher ground,with heavy fortifications having been built by the orcs.


With no air cover to speak of for the AFU,because NATO keeps  delaying the supplying of F-16's,it's going to be really hard for them to progress.


I'd think the best way is for the AFU to stand back and hit these fortifications with their superior artillery,hoping that will do enough damage to prevent the AFU getting massacred  when they advance up the high ground.




The worrying news,according to the military analyst on Sky News today,is that the AFU have now had to use their elite NATO trained 10th Brigade reserves just to get as far as they have....and the orcs have started to re-take villages in the Kharkiv region.The only positive news being that the orcs have had to commit all their reserves also.


Sounds like it's going to be a real attritional slugfest with the outcome balanced on a knife-edge with NATO dithering on getting the necessary F-16's and more long-range missiles to Ukraine which could tip it their way.
« Last Edit: August 06, 2023, 04:11:41 AM by Chelseaboy »
Just saying it like it is.

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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3106 on: August 18, 2023, 01:08:12 PM »
« Last Edit: August 18, 2023, 01:31:46 PM by 2tallbill »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
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FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3107 on: August 18, 2023, 01:32:03 PM »
« Last Edit: August 18, 2023, 01:41:15 PM by 2tallbill »
FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3108 on: August 22, 2023, 08:10:13 AM »
Me:            What's first rule of cooking?
4 year old:  Don't put your fingers in your butt
Me:
4 year old:
Me:            Correct

FSUW are not for entry level daters
FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
If you find a promising girl, get your butt on a plane.
There are a hundred ways to be successful and a thousand ways to f#ck it up
Just kiss the girl, don't ask her first. Tolerate NO excuses!

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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3109 on: August 22, 2023, 11:00:47 AM »
how's he gonna check himself for Tape Worms?
this is CLEARLY bad parenting Bill
putting your own culinary interests ahead of your child's welfare
poor little kid

 

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Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3110 on: August 25, 2023, 11:06:48 AM »
They say that cows are bad for the environment but,

All cows do is eat plants all day and fart


. . . . 



. . . . 


. . . . 

Just like Vegans
« Last Edit: August 25, 2023, 11:10:37 AM by 2tallbill »
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She is in trouble
« Reply #3111 on: October 16, 2023, 09:46:09 AM »
She is in trouble.
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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FSUW don't do vague
FSUW like a man of action. Be a man of action 
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Orgasm shy
« Reply #3113 on: December 01, 2023, 03:03:29 PM »
My wife is so shy, she can't even have an orgasm at home unless the door is locked.

I keep having to say:  Unlock this door and let me in.
A beautiful woman is pleasant to look at, but it is easier to live with a pleasant acting one.

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Idiot
« Reply #3114 on: January 10, 2024, 09:00:13 PM »
Idiot
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #3115 on: February 16, 2024, 05:04:49 PM »
Some really funny stand up comedy.





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