Time for some Humor!!

[Larry1]

That is a beautiful sculpture in reply #1898 above.  It shows so many of the body's details perfectly.  Lily, do you have any idea where it is located and who sculpted it?

[Lily]

Larry, I heard that this would be in South Korea, Jeju, Park Loveland.
 
Here is a good ideas for signs on the toilets 
 

 
The phrases tell 'Get out' when used towards a man, and towards a woman. There is a difference in Russian language.
 
"Get out, woman, here is one for the Men, Get out, man, here is one for the Women" 

[ML]

I am reminded of the old song:  "Looking for love in all the wrong places."

[2tallbill]

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[JayH]

I am reminded of the old song:  "Looking for love in all the wrong places."

 

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[Larry1]

I love jokes from the Soviet era.  Here is one:

A schoolboy asks his father if Marxism-Leninism is a science.  “I reckon not, son,” the father replies. “When scientists do experiments, it’s always on animals, not humans.”

[Larry1]

An oldie but a goodie. I first heard this one about Brezhnev, but maybe it works even better with Gorbachev.

Gorbachev decided that now that he was on top, it was time to
impress his ancient mother.  He sent his private helicopter out
to the small town where she lived to pick her up.  He met her
with a fleet of limos in Red Square.

So, mama. It's good to see you here in Moscow!  Come, we eat!
She said nothing about the flight, and followed quietly into
his limo.  He took her to the best restaurant in town, where they
were served by an army of waiters.  The food was superb, the wine
the best money could buy.  She said nothing. You like the dinner? 
Come. We fly to my Dacha for drinks. The chopper picked them up
and delivered them to the steps of a magnificent building, secluded
in the outskirts of the city.  Waiters in white coats were waiting,
and proceeded to serve them with the best Cognac and liquor available.
They sat sipping on the porch, looking out over the view.

So, mama.  You don't say anything.  Aren't you proud of your
little Miki?  Haven't I done well?

She turned to him and replied in a quiet voice.
"Miki, baby. Is wonderful time I have here.  Helicopters are so grand
to fly in.  Food is best I have ever tasted.  And this dacha
is more glorious than anything I could imagine. Yes, Miki. Is wonderful.
I am happy for you.  But Miki, Baby.  What if the communists take over!

[ML]

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull, hoping to increase the size of the herd with younger cows.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little inexperienced, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
               
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . .
               
but they kind of taste like peppermint.

             

[Lily]

[viking]

Lilly, I just have got to forward this to my friends in the airline industry. where can I find it?

[Lily]

viking, no idea where to find, I received it myself from a friend.
 
I don't quite understand some of expressions there, like  trazy-poo  and pitty-pat?
 
Why does he claim to be called a Queen - does it speak something like Freddy Mercury to the people?
 
I understand that the connotation is somewhat gay-like exaggerated manner, coming from a guy who tries to appear too cute

[SANDRO43]

The link is: http://xmage.ru/images/1901988101.jpg  .

[ghost of moon goddess]

Looks like the gentlemen on here don't have the cultural background needed to appreciate the Queens' language 

My understanding is that the guy had a great sense of humor. Using it (as a defense mechanism) within his behavior, he triumphed in the dispute and, hopefully, handled the situation.

[Vinnvinny]

viking, no idea where to find, I received it myself from a friend.
 
I don't quite understand some of expressions there, like  trazy-poo  and pitty-pat?
 
Why does he claim to be called a Queen - does it speak something like Freddy Mercury to the people?
 
I understand that the connotation is somewhat gay-like exaggerated manner, coming from a guy who tries to appear too cute

Trazy-poo is a reference to the tray on the back of the seat. It’s a made up word, not slang.

Pitty-pat is another made up word and in the context it means to land the plane.

Typically such 'nonsense' words may be used by an adult when speaking to a young child/baby.

Homosexuals are sometimes referred to as Queens.

Looks like the gentlemen on here don't have the cultural background needed to appreciate the Queens' language 

 

[Vinnvinny]

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull, hoping to increase the size of the herd with younger cows.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little inexperienced, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
               
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . .
               
but they kind of taste like peppermint.

If anyone has a spare minute perhaps they could explain the above joke please. 

[ghost of moon goddess]

If anyone has a spare minute perhaps they could explain the above joke please. 

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . but they kind of taste like peppermint. 

[Gator]

Homosexuals are sometimes referred to as Queens.

Vinny, I don't believe you are up to date with gay slang. Yes, a queen is a homosexual man, yet "queen" applies only to the most exuberantly effeminate gays - the flamboyant gays.   And in joke,  the flight attendant is depicted as effeminate in "swishing" down the aisle (not striding) and the silly blond talk (trayzy poo). 

A queen will often dress in drag (wear women's clothes and makeup).  Here are two drag queens giving  makeup tutorials. 

[Vinnvinny]

Vinny, I don't believe you are up to date with gay slang. Yes, a queen is a homosexual man, yet "queen" applies only to the most exuberantly effeminate gays - the flamboyant gays.   And in joke,  the flight attendant is depicted as effeminate in "swishing" down the aisle (not striding) and the silly blond talk (trayzy poo). 

A queen will often dress in drag (wear women's clothes and makeup).  Here are two drag queens giving  makeup tutorials. 

Thank you Gator. I’ve have always felt that not been an expert on all aspects of poofters has held me back. It’s seems my concerns have been well founded.

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . but they kind of taste like peppermint. 

Yes, I read that. No, I still don’t get it. 

[Gator]

Yes, I read that. No, I still don’t get it. 

The same with me.  What is funny about ingesting the pills?  Taking the pills would make a man want to boink cows, cows and more cows.  Who would want to shag a cow, particularly many cows?

[Vinnvinny]

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull, hoping to increase the size of the herd with younger cows.

I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little inexperienced, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
               
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . .
               
but they kind of taste like peppermint.

I got it!! It's been a long year ....

[jone]

I'm not sure I got it.  Why should the bull care if they taste like peppermint?