Time for some Humor!!

[Nisse]

[Faux Pas]

I'm not sure I got it.  Why should the bull care if they taste like peppermint?

Okay jone, let's take it from the top. The farmer called the Vet to do something with the bull as he had no vigor for the cows.

Vet gives the farmer some pills to give to the bull and they work really well. Bull is boinking everything in sight.

Farmer mighty pleased and curious knows they taste like peppermint.

I can't believe the joke was that difficult to get 

[Anotherkiwi]

Okay jone, let's take it from the top. The farmer called the Vet to do something with the bull as he had no vigor for the cows.

Vet gives the farmer some pills to give to the bull and they work really well. Bull is boinking everything in sight.

Farmer mighty pleased and curious knows they taste like peppermint.

I can't believe the joke was that difficult to get 

Thank goodness someone's awake!     I was just starting to draft a reply when your post popped up! 

[Faux Pas]

Man boards his flight and is seated next to a very attractive woman. Pleased with the arrangement he strikes up a conversation with the woman and after half an hour in the flight and during the conversation the woman sneezes and then moans for a prolonged period.

He pauses a minute and then continues the conversation and she again sneezes and another long moaning sound from the woman. This repeats itself several more times and the man asks her "Hey, what's going on with the sneezing and moaning?" The woman looking a bit coy says " Well I have a very rare condition. Everytime I sneeze, I have an orgasm". "Oh really" says the man, looking quite astonished and says "what do you take for that?". "Pepper" , she replies

[Gator]

Pepper?  I don't get the joke.

Me thinks Jone was pulling our leg, possibly Vinny too (he's a Brit). 

[Faux Pas]

Pepper?  I don't get the joke.

Then you most likely didn't get the peppermint joke either 

[Larry1]

Pepper?  I don't get the joke.

Me thinks Jone was pulling our leg, possibly Vinny too (he's a Brit).

You may be pulling our leg.    But in case you aren't:

1. she orgasms when she sneezes
2. pepper causes her to sneeze, which results in an orgasm
3. she enjoys orgasms
4. so she takes pepper

[JayH]

 

[Gator]

Even spelling organism correctly, I still don't get it.

[Faux Pas]

Even spelling organism correctly, I still don't get it.

I suppose it's understandable that you can't get it. Some folks have never seen a woman experience organism 

[The Natural]

I suppose it's understandable that you can't get it. Some folks have never seen a woman experience organism 

"Organism" - is that a sort of spice?
 
Meanwhile in Sochi the skiers turned up for competition this morning, but was told by the organisers to "fog off"...........

[Noch1]

Even with the bad spelling, its not near as funny, when each joke has to be explained

[jone]

Pepper?  I don't get the joke.

Me thinks Jone was pulling our leg, possibly Vinny too (he's a Brit).

 

Who says all the humor on here has to be through jokes posted?

[Muzh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=S5i7M13Jxcw&desktop_uri=/watch?v%3DS5i7M13Jxcw%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player&app=desktop

[jone]

As the Harold Hill said in the Music Man, "The Sadder But Wiser Girl for Me!"

[Gator]

Muzh,

Good one!

[Muzh]

Muzh,

Good one!

I don't know what happened why the youtube screen is not showing on the post. Sometimes it does this.
 
Anyway, I thought is was a fun one. Glad you like it.

[Muzh]

Jone, I prefer British cars.
 

[Noch1]

Jone, I prefer British cars.
 

I think she is washing her panties to be safe

[jone]

Get me her name and phone number.  I marry 'em all I betcha.

[Vinnvinny]

Jone, I prefer British cars.
 

Clearly she's practising how to get her leg over.

[Vinnvinny]

Who says all the humor on here has to be through jokes posted?

No, really, I didn't get it until I read it for the 20th time.

[ML]

OK, more for the 'slow people.'

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

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Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac? … a person who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” He doesn’t react.

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The barman says: “We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here.” A tachyon enters a bar.

[SANDRO43]

A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”

An  old Italian joke uses all 3 Greek tragedians:

Aeschylus, Aeschylus!
Qui si Sophocles!
Attenti alle scale, sono Euripides.

i.e.:
Exit, exit!
It's suffocating here!
Mind the stairs, they're steep.

[Lily]