in another world, I wouldn't have put on a uniform and learned that when people burn it smells just like freakin bacon sizzlin, only MUCH stronger, oilier 'smellin
coupled with the sound of high pitched shrieks and cracklin fat
children make the worst sound, it rips yur mind
it's why I eat salo, I don't get flashbacks from it like I do with cooking bacon
and then I also wouldn't have done drugs to self-medicate afterwards, even though it's a state of 'bliss' that I crave, I wouldn't have needed it as badly as I did back then...
"...but other than that, Mrs Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
everyone in my family who was in the military ended up bein phuqued up in some way, my dad and me both, I hate the VA with an intense passion
I know WTF my family's goin through in Krim, they have it much worse than I ever did, I'm NOT allowed to talk to them AT ALL, only my wife, she measures each word carefully
the village is freakin full of 'informers'
nobody better complain about anythin or yur new job is mine clearing by walkin through a mine field, Tak! mark it, NEXT PRIDORIK er PATRIOT!!!
I hate all the suffering in the world, phuquing HATE IT!
I'm MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANY MORE!
I wanna kick somebody's ASS!!!!
but...
suffering like a cancer grows
I will be kind instead
love thy enemy instead of hating them
once upon a time, I had a vision of tryin to OVERGROW the Russian Government
by creating a radical new species of Ruderelis Cannabis that was Perennial, and rapid seeding
I was gonna be Johny AppleSeed of Siber, a a harmless seed scatterin fool, but not to be confused with 'BeeFarmer"
whose 'seed scatterin' is of an entirely different nature, nudge, nudge, wink, wink
no, through my efforts, there'd be thousands and thousands of sq kilometers of high THC weed growing on the Syber plains
then guess what happens?
ain't no Russians gonna be fighten, Oh hell Nyet not when 'ole Panama Krasne is in town!!!
Siber coulda been the greatest paradise that mankind has EVER SEEN!!!,
weed growin wild EVERYWHERE
beautiful wimmin of all different types
Free Phuquing Electricity - Zaboot Bitcoin - Privet AI
every mountain has minerals
oil, gas, coal, diamonds, platinum,
ship to China on canals connected to the Amur River
but now is headin fer one of them 'chain of catastrophes'
when the dominos all start fallin together
and the walls...
and the dams...
ALL come tumbling down...
aren't we ALL just 'poor wayfaring strangers'
travelin through this world of woe?
meanwhile, Leftenant Trench has arrived...
I say 'ole Chap, be a good fellow, and point out the way to the mine field...
ahh, splendid,...
Right Lads! Forward!
PS
so, as a career alternative to the one I had...
I'd consider buying an ice cream truck and becoming an amateur toxicologist/microbiologist
ringa-ding-ding
happy free ice-cream day!!!!
HAHAHA
can you say, "time to go to the next village and then dispose of the van?"
see!
I knew ya could!
ahhhh....good times....
I'm a SMOOTH CRIMINAL...
