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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1600 on: March 31, 2013, 03:11:52 PM »
Quote from: Larry1 on March 31, 2013, 03:10:20 PM
I would have moved Eddie Murphy into the top ten.  I think he's funnier than George Carlin, who is ranked two on that list.

George was more original; perhaps one of the most original of all times.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1601 on: April 01, 2013, 06:14:20 AM »
Quote from: ML on March 31, 2013, 03:11:52 PM
George was more original; perhaps one of the most original of all times.

Not really. I saw him in person once and didn't laugh once. It was a piss and moan bitch rant for about an hour and fifteen minutes. Many folks including myself just got up and walked out.  Those that stayed said he never did say anything funny.

He was good, cutting and original in the early years. From the 80's on he was nothing but a bitter old has been
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1602 on: April 01, 2013, 12:16:24 PM »
I guess everyone has their own thoughts on what is or isn't humorous.
I really liked George Carlin humor...didn't agree with it but funny to me. I also liked Steve Martin and Chris Rock.
All time favorite was Laurel and Hardy...can't beat them!!!
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1603 on: April 05, 2013, 03:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Faux Pas on April 01, 2013, 06:14:20 AM
Not really. I saw him in person once and didn't laugh once. It was a piss and moan bitch rant for about an hour and fifteen minutes. Many folks including myself just got up and walked out.  Those that stayed said he never did say anything funny.

He was good, cutting and original in the early years. From the 80's on he was nothing but a bitter old has been

Agree for the most part about Carlin.  He did have some funny stuff, but his language was so offensive to both myself and my date.   We also walked out of his Vegas show.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1604 on: April 07, 2013, 08:31:48 AM »

 
On maternity leave...
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1605 on: April 07, 2013, 09:48:22 AM »
whoever made up that list had some serious personal bias issues to not include andrew dice clay among the top 100 standup comics of all time.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1606 on: April 07, 2013, 12:30:54 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1607 on: April 07, 2013, 02:09:01 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1608 on: April 08, 2013, 12:03:51 PM »
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic
conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in
the  world:  Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this:
Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please
explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is
easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry
the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.  And when the right one catches you with
the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

His answer was received with a standing ovation
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1609 on: April 09, 2013, 02:33:02 PM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1610 on: April 09, 2013, 04:23:08 PM »
It happened on an English language lesson in a Russian school  >:(
 

 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1611 on: April 09, 2013, 04:26:14 PM »
That's hilarious!   I can't even understand his English.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1612 on: April 10, 2013, 05:11:41 PM »
Herring Under Fur Coat - version of a creative FSUW
 

 
Americanized FSUW Herring
 

 

 
That's how pride look like
« Last Edit: April 10, 2013, 05:27:03 PM by Lily »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1613 on: April 10, 2013, 05:30:31 PM »
Quote from: calmissile on April 09, 2013, 04:26:14 PM
That's hilarious!   I can't even understand his English.

It's tragic. Turn down the sound, and focus on his and the student's body language. He's a poor excuse for a teacher, employing ridicule, intimidation and fear. Scarier still is that he probably is convinced his style is effective.
 
The defensive kick to the gonads served him right. 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1614 on: April 10, 2013, 05:35:42 PM »
East meets West: this issue of Playboy in 1975 was dedicated to the docking of Soyuz and Apollo :)
 
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1615 on: April 10, 2013, 06:05:42 PM »
Quote from: Vaughn on April 10, 2013, 05:30:31 PM

It's tragic. Turn down the sound, and focus on his and the student's body language. He's a poor excuse for a teacher, employing ridicule, intimidation and fear. Scarier still is that he probably is convinced his style is effective.
 
The defensive kick to the gonads served him right.

I agree, but isn't that elder abuse?    ;D
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1616 on: April 10, 2013, 06:08:02 PM »
Lily,

I am going to send the 3 photos to my gal.  I'll bet she can make a meal out of #1,#2.  Is that you in photo #3?         ;D
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1617 on: April 10, 2013, 06:29:57 PM »
No Doug..but is that you in the 1975 photo?  ;)
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1618 on: April 10, 2013, 06:32:45 PM »
Quote from: Lily on April 10, 2013, 06:29:57 PM
No Doug..but is that you on the 1975 photo?  ;)

It was not supposed to be published.      ;D
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1619 on: April 10, 2013, 07:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Lily on April 07, 2013, 08:31:48 AM

 
On maternity leave...

What do you do when you have triplets?   ;)
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1620 on: April 10, 2013, 07:41:35 PM »
Quote from: CanadaMan on April 10, 2013, 07:27:16 PM
What do you do when you have triplets?   ;)

Why, you call on the Triple Hearts Agency...
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1621 on: April 11, 2013, 01:09:57 PM »
 
Quote from: CanadaMan on April 10, 2013, 07:27:16 PM
What do you do when you have triplets? 
 

Quote from: Vaughn on April 10, 2013, 07:41:35 PM

Why, you call on the Triple Hearts Agency...



I should have known better.
Do you know if she is still single?  :)
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1622 on: April 11, 2013, 04:47:22 PM »
Quote from: CanadaMan on April 11, 2013, 01:09:57 PM
Do you know if she is still single?  :)
A triple being single :o? Do your math ;D.
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1623 on: April 15, 2013, 09:37:23 AM »
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Re: Time for some Humor!!
« Reply #1624 on: April 15, 2013, 01:00:22 PM »
Very funny skit.  For daddys that raised daughters.

http://www.youtube.com/v/sZqPQPhsuX4?version=3

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