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Daveman:

Hey everybody,
I'm new here.. again..

 So, I found myself in a very fortunate, even downright lucky, situation! I've met the girl of my dreams! And dig this.. I don't even have to travel to meet her! I just sent her a couple thousand bucks to get her a visa at the airport!  We met on a hot cam girl site. It was very romantic. She was flippin' her boobs at me as I was drooling into a napkin. I knew instantly she is the one. I really worked the situation perfectly -- she mentioned in passing that her grandma is very ill and needed special treatment so I surprised her with a transfer of $10,000. She was so elated, she professed her love forever because no one has ever shown his love for her like I have.  She should arrive any day now.  We're gonna be married at my cousin Clint's Chapel & Feed Station right after she arrives.

Real life is perhaps not so glamorous. I divorced in 2017.  I wish I had a sordid mesmerizing tale to tell, but the truth is, I don't remember much of anything between early 2014 and late 2016.  I have some flashes but some of those are false memories most likely from a dream. I guess it could be a sordid tale of oxycodone dependency.  It all began six months before she arrived in June of 2012. I had a pretty wild knee injury and began on percocets. Had two surgeries prior to her arrival and went from percs to straight oxy.  Then tapered down a bit and back to percs. The knee simply wasn't right and more surgeries came.. and more oxy..and more oxy.. followed by juuuuust a bit more oxy -- then a knee replacement in 2014 which didn't go quite as well as it should have so a few more procedures were involved and, you guessed it, more oxy.  Anyway, toward the end there I was on overdose levels -- which would have been an instant overdose had I taken that amount in the beginning.  I made the decision to get off of it in 2016 and weened down a little and then went cold turkey. I DO remember parts of that. It was quite an experience.

But what about the relationship? What went wrong? why did it end?

Well, I'm not sure.  I do know that when I 'woke up' I was living with someone I cared about, but something was seriously missing -- which was probably me for about 4 years or so.  We both knew we had to move on.  Apparently I helped her get set up in her business, worked with her daily on English and writing, etc. -- and I remember none of it except for one single sentence I cam up with to help her with pronouncing the American 'th' sound - "There are a thousand more of those than there are of these." I remember that one sentence of what was, according to her, hundreds of hours of practice.  We are still very close and later this year if we citizens of the world don't get hit with with another lock down, I'll be heading to Kiev to visit.. dig this... the Maid of Honor from our wedding. She set us up. I guess I must not have been too terrible of a 'drunk' for her to still fix me up with one of her best friends ever (of course the 10 grand for grandma didn't hurt either... heh).



SO -- that's the nutshell.  How the hell are you guys?

tfcrew:

--- Quote from: Daveman on July 03, 2021, 09:51:29 PM ---I'm new here.. again.

 SO -- that's the nutshell.  How the hell are you guys?
 

--- End quote ---
Read a few of the posts.
 You're not new.
You're just recycled 
 

BC:
Doing fine here, coming up on 20 years together, 19 of 'em married, kids all grown up.

Really great that you got off the Oxy, the vast majority don't.

Enjoy your new life :)

Cheers!

Your story reminds me of a hung-over military guy working on the bombing ranges outside Las Vegas clearing duds.  Radio guy calls him over and says he has a call from his wife.  He says he ain't married.  Radio guy relays the reply and comes back with, "Seems you are now. You got married last night.  She has the papers."

Faux Pas:
Good to see and hear about you Dave! I've often wondered what became of you. Sorry for the misfortunes but good to hear you have them behind you.

 :welcome: Back

ML:
Hey Daveman, good to see you back.
You were one of my favorite posters way back when . . . I think . . . but it's too hard for me to think back that far.

I checked and you were last here back in 2014.

I understand how you went missing from then until you got divorced and kicked the Oxy habit.

But that happened in 2016 or 2017.

So what explains why you were missing here from 2017-June 2021?

Anyway, great story about to happen where you got to meet the Maid of Honor.

Keep us up to date on that event.

By the way . . . I have had a lot of injuries and operations in past 15 years or so, and was on Oxy each time.  But I never got hooked on Oxy or any other pain killer.  So I never quite understood what causes the addiction.  I even have 20 or so Oxy's left from my last episode of 9 broken ribs and broken clavicle.  I take one maybe once a month or so after I have worked outside and feel terrible pain in my back . . . but that's it.

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