Russian Woman vs Asian Woman vs American Woman

[Erwin]

Three men were sitting together discussing about how they had told their new wives what their household duties were to be.
 
The first man had married a woman from Russia. He said that he had told his wife he was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it may take him a couple days or so because he is busy earning a living for his family, but on the third day, to his surprise, he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.   

The second man had married a woman from Taiwan. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. 

The third man married a girl from America. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, find a cleaning lady, and telephone a landscaper. 

Cheers...

E