Housing an RW in America

[2tallbill]

No . . . that model is missing one very important feature.

It doesn't have the pulsating clitoral massage variable temp controls
but I don't want to scare the newbies too much. 

[2tallbill]

Get a virgin mattress. Most of the readers of this thread aren't
virgins (hopefully). Your new bride or bride to be would prefer
not to have sex in your previous ex-wifes bed.

Your ex-wife never slept in your bed? Can you prove it? Your dog
didn't deliver a litter of puppies on your bed? Can you prove it?
Did you buy your mattress used from the brothel down in the
red light district? Can you prove it?

NOTE: It's only a virgin bed if she see's it come out of the wrapper,
otherwise it's where you've bedded every maiden, harlot or jezebel 
within the nearest 100 KM.

[I/O]

NOTE: It's only a virgin bed if she see's it come out of the wrapper,
otherwise it's where you've bedded every maiden, harlot or jezebel 
within the nearest 100 KM.

ROFL, ain't that the truth. I never gave it a thought and she never said a word the first time she visited me.

When she moved here permanently, wow, didn't she start about the history of the mattress (and it did have some)..😮

To be honest, I was a bit annoyed that she hadn't said anything prior so my response was not conducive to a really happy start. It went something along these lines, "if it's such a problem, steam clean the effing thing, turn it over and make damned sure you're better than anyone who's been there before"....

A later compromise was reached, new bedroom suite but ironically, we're still sleeping on that same mattress 13 odd years later....😉

[ML]

It doesn't have the pulsating clitoral massage variable temp controls
but I don't want to scare the newbies too much.

OK

[ML]

I never had any woman raise an issue about who had been in my bed before.
Some even wore some clothing items (not panties or bra) of previous women without any comment.

- - - - -

Man and perfectly healthy wife:

Wife: If I were to die and you remarry, would she sleep in our bed?
Man: Yes.

Would she wear my clothes?
Yes.

Would she drive my car ?
Yes.

Would she use my golf clubs ?
No . . . she is left handed.

[Faux Pas]

ROFL, ain't that the truth. I never gave it a thought and she never said a word the first time she visited me.

When she moved here permanently, wow, didn't she start about the history of the mattress (and it did have some)..😮

To be honest, I was a bit annoyed that she hadn't said anything prior so my response was not conducive to a really happy start. It went something along these lines, "if it's such a problem, steam clean the effing thing, turn it over and make damned sure you're better than anyone who's been there before"....

A later compromise was reached, new bedroom suite but ironically, we're still sleeping on that same mattress 13 odd years later....😉

Yeah it's the little victories we count eh? My mattress didn't make it. It "hurt" her back to sleep on it yet the new one she choose was the same in firmness

 

[I/O]

Yeah it's the little victories we count

They are few and far between....🙄

[GenMish]

I never had any woman raise an issue about who had been in my bed before.
Some even wore some clothing items (not panties or bra) of previous women without any comment.

- - - - -

Man and perfectly healthy wife:

Wife: If I were to die and you remarry, would she sleep in our bed?
Man: Yes.

Would she wear my clothes?
Yes.

Would she drive my car ?
Yes.

Would she use my golf clubs ?
No . . . she is left handed.

ROFLMAO ML
Dang, we are digging up some old threads

Back on topic, lurkers, know this, for RW the most important room in the house is the Master Bath/ walk in Closet. You need the shower attachment that slides up and down, you need another for the jacuzzi tub, and you need to hire a handy man to install all kinds of mirrors that pop out of the wall. The adjoining closet is going to need all kinds of special cabinets and drawers. After she is 35, you will remodel it, so there is a place to sit because she needs more time to put on war paint to look young. All the drawers in the closet will need to have glass faces, so she can see in and find her clothes and shoes easily

[2tallbill]

OK

Did you have a different joke that I missed?
Looks like I'm slipping these days.

[2tallbill]

ROFLMAO ML
Dang, we are digging up some old threads

Since we've gotten away from the political stuff, I thought that
I would bring up some oldies but goodies to see if anybody had
any fresh information or perspectives.

The closet stuff is a good example of a fresh perspective.

Udachi!

Bill