Mexico
I am doubling down on Mexico, especially in the winter time.
She is almost certainly shorter than you and it's far easier for
a skinny Russian woman to fly to Cabo or Cozumel for 10 hours
than for you to fly across the Atlantic in seats made for midgets.
You don't have to fight the jet lag. It's super easy for her to get
a visa.
She gets out of the snow and into a bikini, so her girlfriends will be
envious. You probably know more Spanish than Russian. Neither of
you likely know any Turkish. There are one million things to do. From
horseback riding, to scuba, to salsa dancing classes, to golf, to fishing,
to jet skis to riding quad runners.
Sand and saltwater between the toes of a Slavic girl is an aphrodisiac,
it's like Viagra for women.
Make her promise in advance of buying the tickets that she will wear
SPF 500 as much as you can slather on her fair skin
1The biggest disadvantage is the food will be too spicy for her, but you can
study up a little bit
2 and come up with a menu that won't upset her bland
palate and stomach. The locals can't help you they don't understand what
spicy is and what it isn't. Think grilled fish (not blackened), quesadilla's
(with no sauce) fruit, potatoes and vegetables. Find or bring ginger with
you. It will help settle her delicate tummy.
I assume that I don't need to say
"don't drink the water." 2. Go to the web pages of 20 Cabo restaurants and look at the menu. Many
of them will have a few items from the sea that hasn't been dipped in battery
acid and ghost peppers. Google has decided you can't right click on restaurants
you have to left click on them leave the page of other restaurants for them to
get paid. Diablo anything is bad. If you see two fish items that aren't spicy, order
one for yourself and one for your girl. That way if one is spicy, you can swap items.
1. Get her to watch the Heartbreak Kid both 1972 & 2007 and get her to promise
that you can slather sunscreen on every exposed cm of skin on her body.
2. Go to the web pages of 20 Cabo restaurants and look at the menu. Many
of them will have a few items from the sea that hasn't been dipped in battery
acid and ghost peppers. Google has decided you can't right click on restaurants
you have to left click on them leave the page of other restaurants for them to
get paid. Diablo anything is bad. If you see two fish items that aren't spicy, order
one for yourself and one for your girl. That way if one is spicy, you can swap items.
Nothing will spoil your trip like a chilipepper tummy, a third degree sun burn or
Montezuma's Revenge.
Udachi!
Bill