Analogy for a trip report

[SMS60]

It seems the trip reports create a lot of action. I have read a couple the last month or so and even got involved in a discussion or 2.

A couple of these reports reminded me of nature documentary on the tube.

The program was about lions hunting zebra. It showed a failed hunt in one of the segments.

Lion =  WM looking for a women.   Zebra = FSU women

The lion went charging into the herd. The zebras were scattering in every direction. The lion was darting back and forth trying to target a zebra. The zebra were jumping and running in a cloud of dust. Eventually it was unable to focus on one zebra because it became confused.

After a couple of minutes the lion was standing alone in the middle of nowhere with its tail between its legs and tounge hanging out sucking for air. It was a sad looking sight.

The failure was from lack of plan, confusion, and not being able to focus on one target.

The next hunt was successful because the lion was able to stalk and focus on one zebra.

The animal world can teach us alot...........................

[TwoBitBandit]

Yes!  Please!  Everyone, let's have another VM vs. VO debate!

[SANDRO43]

Yes!  Please!  Everyone, let's have another VM vs. VO debate!

Only if accompanied by an age-gap discussion, of course: strong spices are a MUST with dead-horse meat, even if tenderised by repeated beating .

[BC]

Yes!  Please!  Everyone, let's have another VM vs. VO debate!

Only if accompanied by an age-gap discussion, of course: strong spices are a MUST with dead-horse meat .

I love that word analogy.. so similar to that love/hate relationship I have with my proctologist.. a true spelologist

rwology anyone?

[Diplomacy]

Well for one SMS, lions hunt as a pride.  The male lion usually does not partake in the hunt.

They do not tend to go after multiple targets, but use the advantage of numbers to exhaust one, after separating from the herd.

It was not a very good documentary.

Oh wait, and male lions tend to eat the cubs, if they take over a pride.  Scary thought.

So maybe if we were talking about Lesbians, going to FSU and finding a partner.  Oops, never mind they would have no need for the zebra. 

[Faux Pas]

The WM could also be the zebras and the FSUW the lions

[SANDRO43]

that love/hate relationship I have with my proctologist.. a true spelEologist

I hope your condition does NOT remind him of your neighbouring caves at Castellana .

[Misha]

Well for one SMS, lions hunt as a pride.  The male lion usually does not partake in the hunt.

Female lions hunting = agencies? 

[BC]

I hope your condition does NOT remind him of your neighbouring caves at Castellana .

Not quite 'there' yet.. LOL - Grotte di Castellana.. one of my favorite tourist haunts.. is great in summer.. 35 C outside and 19 or less C inside vs 36.6 inside.. but only if there is not a long line to get in.

[OlgaH]

Lion hunting   

(she got a phone call from her dating agency: two nice foreign men just came, chose her photo from a catalog and would like to meet her...)

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[Gator]

I love that word analogy.. so similar to that love/hate relationship I have with my proctologist.. a true spelologist

BC, you need to find a proctologist who has rectitude.   An alternative definition of rectitude is the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

[BC]

BC, you need to find a proctologist who has rectitude.   An alternative definition of rectitude is the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

The first definition isn't bad either.. in fact a must IMHO.

1 : the quality or state of being straight
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rectitude

[ScottinCrimea]

But they have such a narrow vision on life.  It seems everything is the means to an end.

[SANDRO43]

But they have such a narrow vision on life.

Tunnel vision ?

[BC]

[SANDRO43]

Enough with this locker waiting-room humour

[ScottinCrimea]

Okay, we'll leave this topic with a parting song:

http://www.catsprn.com/colorectal_surgeon.htm