Time for some Humor!!

[ML]

The only things standing in the way of you fulfilling your dreams are:

1) Your intelligence.
2) Your lack of talent.
3) Your lack of money.
4) Your personality.
5) Your looks.

Fix those things and it will be smooth sailing !!  :-)

[krimster2]

what?

I thought it was immigrants coming over the border that stood in the way of our prosperity
and they're also eating our PETS which also diminshes our quality of life

and... they're voting for Kamala
soon the transexuals will be replaced by the  Innuit Furry Herrmaphrodite Liberation Movement For Free Palestine who will want their own restrooms which must be kept completely dark
and at a constant temperature and humidity, with speakers playing jungle sounds


Trump already won!!! but Soros is gonna cheat and steal the election for Kamala's Husband, who is the REAL President


ya dang tootin
I like Fig Newtons
ya got some?
no?
any other kinda cookie?
what? NO COOKIE!!!!!
WTF, do I post here, if ya ain't gonna give me a freakin cookie...

no cookies....

what about cake?

[ML]

At the mall.

[ML]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...

[ML]

http://www.facebook.com/reel/1098099675299727

[ML]

Thailand

[ML]

Good idea ?