Ex-GF Called......

[Ste]

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy
together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if  I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that "magic."

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.

"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to f* *k off.

Ste

[KenC]

   TFF!

KenC

[Rvrwind]

Steve, your still a dog, a funny one but still a hound no less. ROTFLMFAO

RVR-Canadian Cowboy/Agency Owner

[BC]

Ste you do have an honest bone(r) in your body!

[Goldtop]

My attractive and wealthy ex wife came to town for an overnight visit. I made her sleep in the other room. Boy is she going to be surprised when she finds out I've married a poor little russian girl - I mean woman.

[Son of Clyde]

A man went to the doctor because he was worried that all the excitement was gone from his marriage.

The doctor told him to try something different. As soon as he saw his wife after entering the house he should take her right there and make passionate love to her.

Two weeks later the man returns to the doctor.

He says "Doc I listened to what you told me." "Last night I returned home early from work and as soon as my wife opened the door I grabbed her and started making passionate love to her right on the living room floor." "The only problem is that I don't think her bridge club appreciated it so much."

[Rvrwind]

All Canadian Content Joke...

A husband goes home and says to his wife, "Do you know what GST stands for?"
She says, "No."
He says "It means Good Sex Tonight."
She says, "Oh, really."
He says, "Yeah, what are my chances?"
She says "About 7%."

RVR

[Leslie]

True conversation between my wife and her brother -

Tasha "Husband finishes current project in 5 weeks then we will go to Turkey for a month"

Yura " I will finish work in 40 years then I will go straight to the cemetary!" 

 

[Cold Warrior]

I once dated an AW whose profile stated ....a few xtra pounds...turned out to be about 50 lbs xtra.

[KenC]

You gotta steer clear of those BBW's!:shock:

KenC

[Todd]

that's nothing cold warrior.  I once had a blind date with a woman who subtacted 100 lbs from her weight.  The excuse being:  Would you have gone out with me otherwise?  Still I was the perfect gentleman the entire evening and even paid for dinner and walked her to her car afterwards.  I figured that she had bigger problems than my giving her a difficult time for her lie to me.