HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE

[calmissile]

For those that celebrate Easter Sunday, I wish you the best.  Health, wealth, and happiness with your current or future brides and families.

[Lily]

Here is what I learned about the Easter in Northern America
 
 The Easter Bunny is a large creature from the forest of Babylon, who sneaks into houses and lays eggs everywhere secretly. in the morning everyone must try to find them before they hatch and start feeding on the flesh of small children.   
 
Example of an Easter line: The Easter Bunny is coming tonight you know what that means stock up on your weapons!   
 
       
 
The Easter Bunny, an oviparous rabbit dextrous enough to carry baskets of candy and intelligent enough to arrange said candy in fake grass, as well as launch massive nation-wide marketing campaigns aimed at getting parents to shell out for chocolate bunnies that turn out to be hollow and chocolate eggs stuffed with carcinogenic sludge. Possibly an ancient deity or demi-God, but far more likely the result of government genetic experiments or the demented offspring of a chicken, a rabbit, and a Cadbury company executive.
 
Person 1:Jesus Christ! Was that even a rabbit?
Person 2: No dude, that was totally the Easter Bunny!

[BillyB]

Lol Lily. I clicked on this Easter thread and after seeing that photo before reading anything I had double check the title cause I thought for a moment I wrongly clicked "time for humor".


Happy Easter everyone!