Article with tips on skype sex

[Larry1]

Given that many people reading RWD are in ultra-long-distance relationships, I thought I would pass this article along:

How To Make Skype Sex Less Awkward

Is the idea of having sex over Skype way too awkward for you? See these tips and you may reconsider.

There are many reasons to be in a long-distance relationship. Maybe you met the man of your dreams on spring break in Mexico, and he happens to live in Seattle while you live in Atlanta. Whatever the reason, your relationship is basically restricted to online dating.

You not only miss your significant other, but you're constantly tortured by watching other lovebirds who aren't separated by state lines. Mastering the art of Skype sex is crucial to any long-distance relationship, but it only works if the two of you can stop breaking into hysterical laughter and eventually get turned on — resulting in a hot and heavy Internet sexcapade. Let's take a look at how to have non-awkward Skype sex.

1. Set ground rules. Let's be honest. Most people have never had sex via a computer. That's why it’s a smart move to set ground rules with your significant other before beginning. Rules can include anything from what the two of you will be wearing to setting the mood with candles and music.

2. Lock your door. This would seem like the most obvious tip for having non-awkward Skype sex, but could you imagine if your roommate or your dad walked in during the middle? Heed this advice and lock your door.

3. Pick a good position. No, I don't mean a good sexual position. I mean a good position for your computer, phone or iPad. You want the digital camera to be in a secure location so when things start getting really hot and heavy, the laptop doesn't fall onto the floor and completely ruin the mood.

Whether he's in another state or another country altogether, Skype sex is a great way to keep the spark alive in a long-distance relationship. Just remember, sex in person can be awkward. Now imagine having sex via a computer. Set ground rules, lock your door and pick a good position (for your laptop). Good luck and happy Skyping!

http://www.yourtango.com/experts/kara-pound/skype-sex

[Shadow]

And remember the IRS and FSB are watching so make it a good show.

[YoungBuck]

Definitely the FSB are watching; it was news a while back...

[mendeleyev]

Skype Sex

I love my computer--but not that much.

[Faux Pas]

I love my computer--but not that much.

It would appear someone just had some blank pages to fill. One thing people don't have to be taught is how to have sex and/or masturbate. Skype sex being equated to "real sex" is kinda of odd 

[Shadow]

It would appear someone just had some blank pages to fill. One thing people don't have to be taught is how to have sex and/or masturbate. Skype sex being equated to "real sex" is kinda of odd 

Just wait for the first guy who is paying his Russian girlfriend because she got pregnant throught Skype Sex....

[mendeleyev]

We should band together and get a patent on Skype condoms.

[Vinnvinny]

2. Lock your door. This would seem like the most obvious tip for having non-awkward Skype sex, but could you imagine if your roommate or your dad walked in during the middle? Heed this advice and lock your door.

I think I'd be quite taken back if my dad walked in mid act as he's been dead since 1975. 

[Slumba]

Sex on the desktop is OK, as long as you don't fall off and injure yourself! 

[Daveman]

Just be very careful...


I tried phone sex but then had to fight the insurance co over the ER visit to have the thing removed...

[Vaughn]

Maybe in the future there'll be Skype-spouses.

[Misha]

Maybe in the future there'll be Skype-spouses.

Yes, but who will be the first to start an endless pre-skype-nuptial thread 

[ML]

I tried phone sex but then had to fight the insurance co over the ER visit to have the thing removed...

Reminds me of old story:  I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the  mood!!

[tfcrew]

 

sex in the movies. Tried it once....

Didn't all that stuff happen to Pee Wee Hermann?