Going for home run - seeking millionaire heiress

[Fishingguy]

So I ventured for Russian/Ukrainian gf/relationship right out of college and went through the letter writing, visits and made 3 to 4 very good connections/relationships. They were all very pretty, articulate and reasonably successful. An artist, an actress, a nurse and student.

After a decade of intermission I'd like to go for it. I want the model, awesome cook, great parents, masters level educated heiress to a minor or major oligarchy. Some Viking blood would be awesome to create over achieving hybrids. 

How might I attract one of these princess?

My golf game is good, tennis game is above average, my business is growing, my Russian tongue is above average, I can expand said oligarch's business here or there and a few other countries and I can probably convert to Eastern Orthadox. I love Putin and I love the Klitscho brother's and I've even seen their family documentary. And I love caviar.

I can offer good relationships with more than U.S. congressmen and senators, some fast twitch genes for athletic grand kids, some land in Asian with possible gold and silver deposits or development, and the chance to live in the greatest most diverse region in America with a brand new leased car every two years.

Any takers or ideas on how I can get one of these princess?


--this is only for entertainment purposes but I'm always open to meeting rich, educated, beautiful women

[die_cast]

  Oh, comic thread!

I want the model, awesome cook ... heiress to a minor or major oligarchy.

I guess her parents's housekeeper taught her. 

And I love caviar.

It should helps. 

[Shadow]

Send me $100k and I can get you in.

[cc3]

So I ventured for Russian/Ukrainian gf/relationship right out of college and went through the letter writing, visits and made 3 to 4 very good connections/relationships. They were all very pretty, articulate and reasonably successful. An artist, an actress, a nurse and student.

After a decade of intermission I'd like to go for it. I want the model, awesome cook, great parents, masters level educated heiress to a minor or major oligarchy. Some Viking blood would be awesome to create over achieving hybrids. 

How might I attract one of these princess?

My golf game is good, tennis game is above average, my business is growing, my Russian tongue is above average, I can expand said oligarch's business here or there and a few other countries and I can probably convert to Eastern Orthadox. I love Putin and I love the Klitscho brother's and I've even seen their family documentary. And I love caviar.

I can offer good relationships with more than U.S. congressmen and senators, some fast twitch genes for athletic grand kids, some land in Asian with possible gold and silver deposits or development, and the chance to live in the greatest most diverse region in America with a brand new leased car every two years.

Any takers or ideas on how I can get one of these princess?


--this is only for entertainment purposes but I'm always open to meeting rich, educated, beautiful women

Excellent plan except...before you convert, you'd better learn how to spell "Orthodox".

[mendeleyev]

Fishingguy, I love your sense of humour. 

Reminds me of the wealthy couple who due to loses in the financial markets were facing drastic cutbacks in lifestyle.

Husband to young wife: We'll have to let the maids go, so you'll need to learn how to cook.

Young wife to husband: The chauffeur will have to go too, so you'll have to learn how to f--k.

[TS]

So you want a younger model who has millions.  You have nothing to offer to a rich Russian father on getting richer.  Maybe 10 years ago but everyone knows how to do global busienss now. 
You offer a leased car every two years.
I think your just kidding around and get your joke.
But seriously if you want a rich model you need to be succesful as well.  I would suggest you become a professional football player and get on the US national team and get a gig starting for Real Madrid.   

[lordtiberius]

nothing is impossible, if you try

[Muzh]

So, is this Betsy?

[TS]

It's Donald's Trump daughter who he hoped would have married Tom Brady but Tom was not interested so she ended up marrying another rich guy.  One of Donald's best friend did go to Ukraine and met his wife in Ukraine.  Huge age difference but very wealthy.
 
 

[lordtiberius]

It's Donald's Trump daughter who he hoped would have married Tom Brady but Tom was not interested so she ended up marrying another rich guy.  One of Donald's best friend did go to Ukraine and met his wife in Ukraine.  Huge age difference but very wealthy.

+100   


Yeah, because only losers (like me) go east look for love in all the wrong places

[Muzh]

+100   


Yeah, because only losers (like me) go east look for love in all the wrong places

So, is this one Betsy?

[ML]

It's Donald's Trump daughter who he hoped would have married Tom Brady but Tom was not interested so she ended up marrying another rich guy.  One of Donald's best friend did go to Ukraine and met his wife in Ukraine.  Huge age difference but very wealthy.

He (Phil Ruffin  2.1 billion dollars) recently fathered a second child with her (Oleksandra Nikolayenko) at age 77 or so.

But she did not marry him for his money.

http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/05/22/oleksandra-nikolayenko-is-phil-ruffins-wife-photos/

[Fishingguy]

I'd consider that a fine investment. Escrow account till I get two kids out of the deal and verification of her net worth too.  Deal!

Send me $100k and I can get you in.

[Fishingguy]

I know Mendeleyev has some contacts...

Fishingguy, I love your sense of humour. 

Reminds me of the wealthy couple who due to loses in the financial markets were facing drastic cutbacks in lifestyle.

Husband to young wife: We'll have to let the maids go, so you'll need to learn how to cook.

Young wife to husband: The chauffeur will have to go too, so you'll have to learn how to f--k.