Text communication

[Lily]

A group of women attends a seminar about how to live a married life.
The coach asked them, how many of them actually love their husbands.
All women raised their hands.
The next question was. when was it the last time they told their husbands that they love them?
Some women answered today, some said yesterday, some said they don't remember.
The coach told them to take their cellphones and to send a message to their husbands, 'I love you darling'. Then, the women were asked to exchange the phones and to read the text replies on that.
 
Some of the answers are below.
 
- Who is that please?
- Mother of my children, are you sick??
- I love you.
- Now what? What happened to your car again?
- I don't understand it, do you want something?
- What have you done now? I won't forgive you this time.
- Pardon?
- Just tell me how much do you want, ok?
- Am I daydreaming?
- If you don't tell me who is the real addressee, I gonna kill someone.
- Please no more drinks.
- Whatever you want now, the answer is no.