Whats...up...with...all...the...ellipsis...at...the...moment? Are...we...all...trying...to...write...like...William...Shatner...talks?
Now, Andrew, some of us could learn a lot from Shatner:
1. Who do you think is the sexiest alien babe of all time?
William Shatner: There was a beautiful manipulative rock on the moon that I saw when I was there. This alien was extraordinary. She multi-tasked.
2. So you have had sex with an alien?
WS: On the moon.
3. Who is better in bed, Captain Kirk or T.J. Hooker?
WS: One is a giver and the other is a taker. So it works beautifully.
4. If a night in bed with William Shatner went up on Priceline.com, how much would it go for?
WS: [It wouldn't, because] there is no discount there.
5. You have a new album coming out. Is William Shatner's music good make-out music?
WS: I think you should give the record to the person you wish to make out with as part of the exchange.
6. Who gets laid more, Star Trek fans or Lord of the Rings fans?
WS: Well, the Lord of the Rings was named because of that ring, and wearing that ring makes it very difficult.
7. Have you ever been approached to appear in a porn film?
WS: No, I haven't, and it's been a bitter blow to my ego.
8. At its height, was the Star Trek groupie scene pretty intense?
WS: Yes, but they talked a lot.
9. In a sexual sense, has William Shatner gone boldly where no man has gone before?
WS: I don't know about boldly. With some trepidation, I have gone where few people have gone before.
10. Have you ever been called Kirk in bed?
WS: I thought she said "twerp."
11. Do you prefer your Tribbles furry or shaved?
WS: Heart shaped.
12. What's your best pick-up line?
WS: My best pick-up line is, "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" It's fresh, it's unique and nobody has used it before.
From:
http://www.playboy.com/sex/d12/williamshatner/Cheers, Wendell in Austin
