Re-icebreaker!

[Ste]

You all know me, been a bit absent, new job, but mnogo deneg.....

Ochen otlichno!

Anyroad up, I'm Ste, aka Steve, aka Stephen, 45 years old and incredibly good looking, Manchester has met me so he knows. I'm even better looking than SmoothOperator, in fact if have to keep telling Manchester I'm not gay, cos he keeps pestering me for a 'Dirty Sanchez'.

I'm with Nadia, and she's 23, from Chelyabinsk, in the Wonderful Southern Urals, been with me in my home town of Bolton Lancashire since July 2005, on student visa, and we're happy, together and have a relationship totally without stress. Incredible.

I still have a significant amount of hair left, of course the pounds are adding on and all around the belly, as fukin usual but bollox to it, you can't fight it when you're over forty....

I was a Cost and Management Accountant for 14 boredom filled years before I became exciting, and now I am a stuntman and Space Shuttle Test pilot. Or am I a Solaris guru, I get those mixed up.....

I take size 12 shoes, 38" waist kecks, not bad really considering I was 36" at my eighties shagging peak, 42 or 44" chest depending on how fit the salesgirl is.

I have five children from a previous marriage, not a disaster cos I got these largely fine children, four girls and one boy. They live with us and Christ knows how it works but it does, we do and mostly it's fine.

I have a 14" penis, but, and I have to stress this, only if I have to fold it in half. Again.

Long Dong Ste

[SANDRO43]

You all know me, been a bit absent, new job, but mnogo deneg.....

Oh, so you weren't off on early hibernation, then ?

[BillyB]

Ste,

I see you're still listed as moderator. All hell broke loose while you were gone. About that 14", is that length or width?

[Manny]

Manchester has met me so he knows. I'm even better looking than SmoothOperator,

I have met the dude many times, and the lovely Nadia, and his various offspring back at Ste Towers! 

I can confirm he is a long haired curry munching, beer swilling git who gloats when I get a parking ticket! He is also one of those Apple Mac blokes who dumbfound you with tales of Solaris and bizarre computer systems most of us have zero knowledge of. Being a computer expert, he was the chap I chose to call today when I got wiped out by a virus, his response was unusually helpful as he regaled me with his consumption of some wine he "found" in the fridge - Needless to say, after his advice I spent several hours formatting my computer much to the consternation of my lady who only wanted to know when she could get on mail.ru again!

As for SmoothOperator, he refuses to post on here of late (despite being registered) as he is overfaced with folk who listen to too much Air Supply on the radio! (wake up Ste - Smooth is on RW*) - There was even a thread elsewhere recently by him called "Should I make a cameo apperance on RWD?" 

It defies belief that he is listed as a moderator on this site, and as for being 45, I thought he looked 50! 

And he has also met our ex communicated poster Stepinnit, which speaks for itself! 

[ConnerVT]

I see you're still listed as moderator. All hell broke loose while you were gone. About that 14", is that length or width?

Remember, the UK is metric.  Probably doesn't have a symbol for millimeters.   

[Shadow]

Ste drinking red wine ? Are we sure that it is him that you met Manchester and not Stepinnit in disguise as Ste ?
I just bought some Leffe as it reminded me of Ste, can't imagine him drinking much else.

Formatting hard drives is something that he must have remebered from the old days or is useful on those Apple game boxes he likes. 

[prince_alfie]

Ste is the main man. Welcome! Thanks for the intro.

[SANDRO43]

Ste is the main man. Welcome! Thanks for the intro.

You're WELCOMing someone who's been on this board for more than a year.

[Manny]

Remember, the UK is metric.  Probably doesn't have a symbol for millimeters.   

We are only recently metric.

We understand inches also, and our cars are in mph too  Its the Europeans who cant grasp Imperial measures.

Ste drinking red wine ? Are we sure that it is him that you met Manchester and not Stepinnit in disguise as Ste ?

He is usually a beer swiller but he fancied a change I gather. And it was white wine!

Stepinnit was a beer guy too.

I guess I am the only civilised wine drinker - hic!

[Shadow]

We are only recently metric.

We understand inches also, and our cars are in mph too  Its the Europeans who cant grasp Imperial measures.

Actually that is not true. An Inch is the length of a thumb. A Foot is the length of a foot. Other measures we have dropped are the elbows lenght and the mile. The reason was that all of these were interpreted by 'market salesmen' in a different way and there was a need for a solid universal standard. The 'meter' was a real universal standard that could not be tampered with. This is why it took the Dutch some time to go metric as well 

[SANDRO43]

Its the Europeans who cant grasp Imperial measures.

Possibly because we've had our fill of Emperors and their pieces of anatomy, thank you very much .

A new subcontinent in the making ? I was under the impression that Brits were Europeans, too, weird though that seems .

[Manny]

Most English dont think of themselves as Brits, never mind Europeans! We refer to Europe meaning the EU mainland, as UK is an Island we tend to regard ourselves a little more seperate. Indeed, we have border controls (although you wouldnt know it) and mainland Europe mostly doesnt.

There are many differences between English/Brits and those other lot over the water! 

[SANDRO43]

Most English dont think of themselves as Brits, never mind Europeans!

Yet another astonishing revelation ! I though many Brits (i.e. the Scots, the Welsh) did not think of themselves as English. Now it's viceversa ? Blair is certainly going to leave some wreckage behind him .

[Manny]

Scots and Welsh are not English. They are Scots or Welsh! Combined they form part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

However, many people do not feel the need to belong to a group, be it UK or EU.

Personally, I only see a passport as a travel document and would use any available subject to the convenience it afforded me.

And to pick up on your comment on Chairman Blair, it would take England decades to recover from the damage he has done and in many cases, such as non desirable immigration, we will never recover.

This is why many Brits are relocating abroad.

[ConnerVT]

Damn Europeans!  They just don't understand the concept of a joke....   

( /*ConnerVT muttering to self... "Arguing about the damn Metric system...")

[SANDRO43]

Damn Europeans!  They just don't understand the concept of a joke....   

No, but we can MEASURE it pretty accurately, down to mm size if necessary .

[SANDRO43]

This is why it took the Dutch some time to go metric as well 

Shad, I expect you know the joke about the Dutch inventing copper wire .

P.S.: I opened a new "Jokes & Stereotypes" thread
http://www.russianwomendiscussion.com/index.php?topic=2735.0  for those who may want to contribute.

[SANDRO43]

This is why many Brits are relocating abroad.

That's a very cynical way of avenging yourselves, at the expense of some innocent third country .